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The Wii fucking Blows

I hate the wii and every troon faggot who likes it. That controller looks like a dildo, no one wants to play no games with no dildo. Wii Sports is the only game that is worth playing on that piece of shit. Let's talk about Super Smash Brothers Brawl, there ain't even one brother in that game! All I see are a bunch of cracker ass niggas beating each other up!

The PS Triple is on top bitches
Punchout WII heckin won doebeit.
 
Motion controls is kino but everyone is too much of a faggot so they preferred joysticks instead. Other than that the wii is a shit nigger of a console
Good first-party exclusives, most consoles can play entire gamecube library, all of the little online channels, wiiware, virtual console, miis, and not to mention the absolute peak interface
The switch is arguably a much worse console. It's exclusives after 2018 are pretty soy-coded, miis barely exist, no backwards compatibility, e-shop is full of ai brimstone, incredibly cheap materials that break, no fun online stuff, paid online for no reason and worst of all, the google slides tier interface.
 
Good first-party exclusives, most consoles can play entire gamecube library, all of the little online channels, wiiware, virtual console, miis, and not to mention the absolute peak interface
The switch is arguably a much worse console. It's exclusives after 2018 are pretty soy-coded, miis barely exist, no backwards compatibility, e-shop is full of ai brimstone, incredibly cheap materials that break, no fun online stuff, paid online for no reason and worst of all, the google slides tier interface.
>paid online
I never understood why people never went apeshit over this, it's literally locking features of your console behind a paywall. People went apeshit when cars locked heated seats behind a paywall this is the same thing
 
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