Very serious The Strange Journal

[Xiuhcoyotl]

Kill @jimbo. Behead @jimbo. Roundhouse kick @jimbo into the concrete. Slam dunk a @jimbo baby into the trashcan. Maul filthy @jimbos. Defecate in a @jimbo's food. Launch @jimbos into the sun. Stir fry @jimbo in a wok. Toss @jimbo into active volcanoes. Urinate into @jimbo's gas tank. Judo throw @jimbos into a wood chipper. Twist @jimbos' heads off. Report @jimbo to the IRS. Karate chop @jimbo in half. Curb stomp pregnant mongrel @jimbos. Take tribute from @jimbo by force. Crush @jimbo in the bison exhibit. Sacrifice @jimbo to Huitzilopochtli. Scalp @jimbo. Dissect @jimbo. Exterminate @jimbo in the gas chamber. Stomp @jimbo skulls with spiked boots. Cremate @jimbo in the oven. Lobotomize @jimbo. Mandatory abortions for @jimbo. Grind @jimbo corpses in the garbage disposal. Drown @jimbo in molten cocoa sauce. Decapitate @jimbo with a Tepoztopilli. Kick old @jimbo down the pyramid stairs. Feed @jimbo to alligators. Slice @jimbo with a Macuahuitl.

 

[Xiuhcoyotl]

meds i’m probably cut down another 10-20 before i’m done

fatass

 

[jimbo]

fatass

what’s your weight and height

 

[Xiuhcoyotl]

what’s your weight and height

145 and soygoy's height

 

[jimbo]

145 and soygoy's height

idk that literal who’s height

 

[Xiuhcoyotl]

idk that literal who’s height

ok..

 

[BrimBurner]

How did you become friends with terry? Why did you erp with terry?

 

[jimbo]

ok..

so are you not gonna tell me nigga?

How did you become friends with terry? Why did you erp with terry?

we’re not friends and also i only erped with him as a joke plus so i could get him banned

 

[Jimb0]

so are you not gonna tell me nigga?

like 5 6 or some shit on like the shorter range

we’re not friends and also i only erped with him as a joke plus so i could get him banned

cope plus backpedaling

 

[basil]

so are you not gonna tell me nigga?

we’re not friends and also i only erped with him as a joke plus so i could get him banned

hes 5'6 LOL

 

[jimbo]

hes 5'6 LOL

@Xiuhcoyotl holy fuck you’re a midget

cope plus backpedaling

not cope + not backpedaling because that was my sinister plan all along

 

[Xiuhcoyotl]

hes 5'6 LOL

ur 5'1

pipe down pedophile

 

[Xiuhcoyotl]

@Xiuhcoyotl holy fuck you’re a midget

@jimbo holy fuck you're obese

 

[BrimBurner]

why are you so hated?

 

[jimbo]

@jimbo holy fuck you're obese

holy fuck you’re mutted

 

[jimbo]

why are you so hated?

they need to feel better about themselves so they pick on me constantly

 

[Steve]

how do i threadban people from my own threads

you just need to ask politely

 

[Steve]

Eating granola rn ask me anything.

 

[jimbo]

you just need to ask politely

did you actually threadban him keeeekkk

Eating granola rn ask me anything.

like a granola bar? what kind

 

[basil]

Eating granola rn ask me anything.

that shits gonna get all over your keyboard