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The Son of Sneed

“What's reality? I don't know. When my bird was looking at my computer monitor I thought, "That bird has no idea what he's looking at." And yet what does the bird do? Does he panic? No, he can't really panic, he just does the best he can. Is he able to live in a world where he's so ignorant? Well, he doesn't really have a choice. The bird is okay even though he doesn't understand the world. You're that bird looking at the monitor, and you're thinking to yourself, I can figure this out. Maybe you have some bird ideas. Maybe that's the best you can do.”
 
“What's reality? I don't know. When my bird was looking at my computer monitor I thought, "That bird has no idea what he's looking at." And yet what does the bird do? Does he panic? No, he can't really panic, he just does the best he can. Is he able to live in a world where he's so ignorant? Well, he doesn't really have a choice. The bird is okay even though he doesn't understand the world. You're that bird looking at the monitor, and you're thinking to yourself, I can figure this out. Maybe you have some bird ideas. Maybe that's the best you can do.”
He was so wise.
[tsmt]
 
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Literally not even 20 minutes ago, a random fucking woman, probably drunk off her ass, waltzed right into my house at 11pm looking for a lighter. I thought it was my sister or one of her friends or my mother, which was why I didn't pay much attention to the front door being opened and just assumed it was a familiar face, because random people that you don't fucking know don't usually barge into your house asking for shit, and even if they did they would knock first too. However it wasn't until she asked if she could borrow a lighter that I realised I don't fucking know this bitch and she doesn't know me, so I told her to get the fuck out, which she did but not before smirking and chuckling before doing so, and as she was walking out I promptly called her a "fucking fool".
 
Literally not even 20 minutes ago, a random fucking woman, probably drunk off her ass, waltzed right into my house at 11pm looking for a lighter. I thought it was my sister or one of her friends or my mother, which was why I didn't pay much attention to the front door being opened and just assumed it was a familiar face, because random people that you don't fucking know don't usually barge into your house asking for shit, and even if they did they would knock first too. However it wasn't until she asked if she could borrow a lighter that I realised I don't fucking know this bitch and she doesn't know me, so I told her to get the fuck out, which she did but not before smirking and chuckling before doing so, and as she was walking out I promptly called her a "fucking fool".
You should have beat her to death
 
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