The Reports of the Schlog's Death Have Been Greatly Exaggerated

[MoonMetropolis]

So, as it turns out, @p0rt42 and his cordtard crew (who Froot had sold the site to) didn't want the site, so they shut it down and then gave it to @Jackson. Jackson didn't want it either, so he gave it to me.

I am now your Schlogführer, and I didn't have to pay a dime for it.

I will keep this site going as long as I possibly can, if for no other reason than that it pisses off the worthless degenerates on the Shroom and Kiwi Troons.

Schlog now, Schlog tomorrow, Schlog forever. Total Froot death. Total Shroom death. Total Kiwi death. Total cordpedo death.

 

[PepsiMan]

The ARYAN SHADOW GOVERNMENT approves...

 

[Stephen]

Joshua Ryneandhamsandwich Goldberg, you magnificent bastard
The Blog lives!
There is much to be done.

 

[Soyteen Liker]

So, as it turns out, @p0rt42 and his cordtard crew (who Froot had sold the site to) didn't want the site, so they shut it down and then gave it to @Jackson. Jackson didn't want it either, so he gave it to me.

I am now your Schlogführer, and I didn't have to pay a dime for it.

I will keep this site going as long as I possibly can, if for no other reason than that it pisses off the worthless degenerates on the Shroom and Kiwi Troons.

Schlog now, Schlog tomorrow, Schlog forever. Total Froot death. Total Shroom death. Total Kiwi death. Total cordpedo death.

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It's great to be back!!
Also was the title a Megamind reference? That's a kino movie!

 

[Soros]

I don't know what the future of the shlog will be. Will moon stick as admin and owner? Who knows. Will the soft coup hold? probably.

Ze will prep the site for whoever becomes the actual new owner. That does mean doing the same changes quote did when giving the site to Discord.com: Wiping xf_ip, etc. Also modlog and admin log IPs will be wiped too. And if you want your account deleted, just ask whoever.

 

[boysdontcry]

>named Führer
>jewish

 

[Soyteen Liker]

>named Führer
>jewish

I noticed this first and posted it on his profile actually.

 

[boysdontcry]

I noticed this first and posted it on his profile actually.
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OBSESSED

 

[Soros]

We should get to get to this point where @Broot @Mustard @Mist @ROOT @DOLL @quote anyone else who i'm missing is comfortable being back here.

Doesn't mean they have to be admin of course. Just that they're comfortable posting here.

 

[Stephen]

Today was a day of turmoil and uncertainty, fear and loathing. We have pulled ourselves from the brink with the help of Moon and his iron will, and now is the time to post. Post and relax. We had a heavy day today, so take the chance to take it easy tonight. Tomorrow will bring another day of sun and, by the grace of God, another day of Schlog.

I'm cracking open a Cherry Coke Zero.

 

[Chvd33p]

Well, now what?

 

[PepsiMan]

Today was a day of turmoil and uncertainty, fear and loathing. We have pulled ourselves from the brink with the help of Moon and his iron will, and now is the time to post. Post and relax. We had a heavy day today, so take the chance to take it easy tonight. Tomorrow will bring another day of sun and, by the grace of God, another day of Schlog.

I'm cracking open a Cherry Coke Zero.

The Shlog Rises...

 

[PepsiMan]

>Soyteen Liker reacted to your post in the thread The Reports of the Schlog's Death Have Been Greatly Exaggerated with KEYED.
@Soyteen Liker Why?

 

[Soyteen Liker]

>Soyteen Liker reacted to your post in the thread The Reports of the Schlog's Death Have Been Greatly Exaggerated with KEYED.
@Soyteen Liker Why?

Fym why? I thought the pun was funny. I didn't mean anything much by it.

 

[PepsiMan]

Fym why? I thought the pun was funny. I didn't mean anything much by it.

I don't know nigger don't you hate me o algo?

 

[Soyteen Liker]

I don't know nigger don't you hate me o algo?

Not really, I enjoyed our friendship and thought you hated me rather than the other way around. Addendum, I really enjoyed Soygoy's Revenge 2 and still read my own archive of it at times because it's genuinely funny as fuck to me. How's progress on that going?

 

[PepsiMan]

Not really, I enjoyed our friendship and thought you hated me rather than the other way around. Addendum, I really enjoyed Soygoy's Revenge 2 and still read my own archive of it at times because it's genuinely funny as fuck to me. How's progress on that going?

I don't hate you much too... I thought you hated me and where gonna like dox me or some shit and I was also disappointed from that stint with moresaar and the fucking TRANNY SHIT DOCTOOOOS that still shocks me you did that
progress is fine but slow, did some editing to make it less clunky

 

[Stephen]

>Nothing ever happens
Something did happen doe

mysql> UPDATE xf_moderator_log
    ->   SET ip_address = INET6_ATON('127.0.0.1');
Query OK, 32365 rows affected (0.40 sec)
Rows matched: 32657  Changed: 32365  Warnings: 0

mysql> UPDATE xf_administrator_log   SET ip_address = INET6_ATON('127.0.0.1');
ERROR 1146 (42S02): Table 'shlog.xf_administrator_log' doesn't exist
mysql> UPDATE xf_admin_log   SET ip_address = INET6_ATON('127.0.0.1');
Query OK, 1211 rows affected (0.05 sec)
Rows matched: 3909  Changed: 1211  Warnings: 0

mysql> DELETE FROM xf_ip;
Query OK, 48944 rows affected (8.04 sec)

Lolwut
Did port attempt to make a backdoor? I dont understand heckin coderinos

 

[Soros]

Lolwut
Did port attempt to make a backdoor? I dont understand heckin coderinos

Deleted since it was a margerald. The raw SQL commands done to remove the IPs from the database.

They don't know how to do anything.

 

[Chvd33p]

Lolwut
Did port attempt to make a backdoor? I dont understand heckin coderinos

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What did xhe mean with it...