the princess diaries

[Xiuhcoyotl]

i wish i was a man so i could pee on the side of the road

Why?

 

[princessparkles]

Why?

peeing is like so long and annoying it’s the exact same procedure as pooping when ur a woman
imagine having to do the same thing u so when ur pooping… but like 5 times a day

 

[Xiuhcoyotl]

peeing is like so long and annoying it’s the exact same procedure as pooping when ur a woman
imagine having to do the same thing u so when ur pooping… but like 5 times a day

I don't want to imagine that

 

[GuroGOD]

peeing is like so long and annoying it’s the exact same procedure as pooping when ur a woman
imagine having to do the same thing u so when ur pooping… but like 5 times a day

Become reversed trans o algo soo they xill transplant you a dick o something

 

[princessparkles]

Become reversed trans o algo soo they xill transplant you a dick o something

wdym reverse trans also EW i don’t want a meat stick

 

[Chvd33p]

wdym reverse trans also EW i don’t want a meat stick

At least some sense inside that brain

 

[princessparkles]

went to my grandpas house and taught my mums half siblings about islam for a couple hours. it’s interesting because they’re younger than me - but they’re my aunties and uncles? also, going to be starting a revamping deep clean project in their home this summer. im gonna be deep cleaning rooms and helping them get a mould free house without the walls peeling and getting destroyed while simultaneously getting them to start fearing God and just being better as a whole.
they’re nice kids, they’re not rude but they’re not guided. it’s gonna be great!! now we’re just picking up some stuff so we can cook for my cousins coming for a sleepover and im gonna blitz my room quickly so things don’t break since they’re little kids

ONE DAY I JUST WANT A NON BUSY DAY PLEASEEEEE

 

[princessparkles]

who tryna preorder this for me

 

[Neutralplier]

who tryna preorder this for me
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i heard that game is hard
i think its a little hard for you right now i think maybe mario cart or sonic is more your SPEED hahaha

 

[princessparkles]

i heard that game is hard
i think its a little hard for you right now i think maybe mario cart or sonic is more your SPEED hahaha

no ur lowkey right i couldn’t pass the tutorial in elden ring kek, the only few games ive finished are ghost of tsushima and god of war and horizon and i’m only good at games like fortnite and minecraft
but it seems rly pretty and my mum would love it if there’s an option for low combat

 

[Neutralplier]

no ur lowkey right i couldn’t pass the tutorial in elden ring kek, the only few games ive finished are ghost of tsushima and god of war and horizon and i’m only good at games like fortnite and minecraft
but it seems rly pretty and my mum would love it if there’s an option for low combat

have you tried shin megami tensai series?

 

[princessparkles]

have you tried shin megami tensai series?

nope but found a couple on ps5, any good?

 

[Neutralplier]

nope but found a couple on ps5, any good?
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yessss i recommend 3 i like it cuz the mood is cool

 

[princessparkles]

yessss i recommend 3 i like it cuz the mood is cool

the remastered one that’s on there? what’s it about like is it a story one what’s the combat level roughly , like on a scale of minecraft zombie to elden ring boss

 

[Neutralplier]

the remastered one that’s on there? what’s it about like is it a story one what’s the combat level roughly , like on a scale of minecraft zombie to elden ring boss

its alot of gameplay and story together
you can set the difficulty so its not an issue there
seriously what tutorial boss are you talking about?

 

[princessparkles]

its alot of gameplay and story together
you can set the difficulty so its not an issue there
seriously what tutorial boss are you talking about?

it wasn’t even a tutorial boss it was the dude with the jousting pole LMAO i think it’s bc it took me 3 hours to make my character i was tired by the tutorial

 

[princessparkles]

kids r finally winding down to sleep, finished cleaning kitchen. minor spillages here and there but all has been contained… peace soon. WWWHHUUUEEEYYYY

side note i REALLY hate having hair. i want to shave my head

 

[baqqrih]

side note i REALLY hate having hair. i want to shave my head

What’s made you hate it? I thought you dyed your hair every month because it made you happy.

 

[Xiuhcoyotl]

just my buisness account silly and it has nothing on it yet :p i know what im doing

No followers award

 

[(In)CelibatePsycho]

kids r finally winding down to sleep, finished cleaning kitchen. minor spillages here and there but all has been contained… peace soon. WWWHHUUUEEEYYYY

side note i REALLY hate having hair. i want to shave my head

Do it