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the princess diaries

God women are so disgusting
your mother had to have sex for you to grow inside of her, feast off of her nutrients and piss in her amniotic fluid later on. you were being fed by a hunk of flesh called the placenta INSIDE of her and you then forced your way out of a cervix that dilated to 10cm roughly and tore through her vaginal entry. then, you fed from her tits for a year or so and she clothed you, bathed you, fed you, wiped your shit and piss and vomit and sacrificed her sanity for you.

and women r disgusting how?
 
your mother had to have sex for you to grow inside of her, feast off of her nutrients and piss in her amniotic fluid later on. you were being fed by a hunk of flesh called the placenta INSIDE of her and you then forced your way out of a cervix that dilated to 10cm roughly and tore through her vaginal entry. then, you fed from her tits for a year or so and she clothed you, bathed you, fed you, wiped your shit and piss and vomit and sacrificed her sanity for you.

and women r disgusting how?
so an apple could definitely fit inside of a woman's pussy. interesting, i'll tell this to my lab boys for experiments.
 
your mother had to have sex for you to grow inside of her, feast off of her nutrients and piss in her amniotic fluid later on. you were being fed by a hunk of flesh called the placenta INSIDE of her and you then forced your way out of a cervix that dilated to 10cm roughly and tore through her vaginal entry. then, you fed from her tits for a year or so and she clothed you, bathed you, fed you, wiped your shit and piss and vomit and sacrificed her sanity for you.

and women r disgusting how?
aint readin allat you disgusting, abominable aberration
 
so an apple could definitely fit inside of a woman's pussy. interesting, i'll tell this to my lab boys for experiments.
nope, the vaginal opening itself is small. the cervix only dilates to 10cm under optimal conditions, WHEN the woman is giving birth
usually hits round 8-9 apparently. so you wouldn’t be able to fit it in her vaginal passage, and wouldn’t be able to get it into her womb unless she’s just recently given birth? and then while doing that the apple would probably get crushed by the muscles in her actual vagina before you pass the cervix

aint readin allat you disgusting, abominable aberration
call your mother disgusting then
 
your mother had to have sex for you to grow inside of her, feast off of her nutrients and piss in her amniotic fluid later on. you were being fed by a hunk of flesh called the placenta INSIDE of her and you then forced your way out of a cervix that dilated to 10cm roughly and tore through her vaginal entry. then, you fed from her tits for a year or so and she clothed you, bathed you, fed you, wiped your shit and piss and vomit and sacrificed her sanity for you.

and women r disgusting how?
We shouldn't feel utter disgust in regard to whoever's conducting these natural processes. The process itself involves blood and other liquids of inherent human disgust, but the soul is not connected to the decision of how the process operates, so neither the woman nor the child could ever be put to blame (not saying you're doing this, putting them to blame or anything of the like, of course), nor could The Lord be blamed, for it is the best way God has intended for things to happen while suffering still acts like a plague to the world, and so we must cement our trust into that way for the rest of mortal time, and understand that His plans are perfect, as are His processes for us while we are on this temporary Earth, like, in this case, the bearing and caring of children.
 
nope, the vaginal opening itself is small. the cervix only dilates to 10cm under optimal conditions, WHEN the woman is giving birth
usually hits round 8-9 apparently. so you wouldn’t be able to fit it in her vaginal passage, and wouldn’t be able to get it into her womb unless she’s just recently given birth? and then while doing that the apple would probably get crushed by the muscles in her actual vagina before you pass the cervix
since when were you so smart?
killer way to make a good cider btw.
 
nope, the vaginal opening itself is small. the cervix only dilates to 10cm under optimal conditions, WHEN the woman is giving birth
usually hits round 8-9 apparently. so you wouldn’t be able to fit it in her vaginal passage, and wouldn’t be able to get it into her womb unless she’s just recently given birth? and then while doing that the apple would probably get crushed by the muscles in her actual vagina before you pass the cervix

call your mother disgusting then
My mother is a lovely lady, not a sandnigger tranny
 
since when were you so smart?
killer way to make a good cider btw.
i mean ive always been smart im just bad at studying and sitting down
My mother is a lovely lady, not a sandnigger tranny
so how’d she manage to push your fat head out we’ll never know. not saying she isn’t lovely but you’re not
my bestie sparkles gonna make it to page 200 in the next 4 days geg
it’s a team effort fr
 
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