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[nagolbud]

I don't get it, was Christmas originally called Christmas or was it called something else? Why would a supposedly pagan holiday have the name of the Lord imprinted on it?
Christmas

Catholics created ChristMAS. Catholics are pagan faggots, same with orthodox.

These religions were created to cover up the teachings and doctrine Jesus Christ taught. After he walked the earth, God in the flesh, the pagan faggots needed a way to hide it.

Thus religion was created.
They mixed paganism / baal / baphomet / moloch trash slop with the bible to pull people in.
So by calling it "Christmas" they are able to get "Christians" to worship pagan gods.

3 For the customs of the people are vain: for one cutteth a tree out of the forest, the work of the hands of the workman, with the axe. 4 They deck it with silver and with gold; they fasten it with nails and with hammers, that it move not. 5 They are upright as the palm tree, but speak not: they must needs be borne, because they cannot go. Be not afraid of them; for they cannot do evil, neither also is it in them to do good. 6 Forasmuch as there is none like unto thee, O Lord; thou art great, and thy name is great in might. 7 Who would not fear thee, O King of nations? for to thee doth it appertain: forasmuch as among all the wise men of the nations, and in all their kingdoms, there is none like unto thee. 8 But they are altogether brutish and foolish: the stock is a doctrine of vanities. 9 Silver spread into plates is brought from Tarshish, and gold from Uphaz, the work of the workman, and of the hands of the founder: blue and purple is their clothing: they are all the work of cunning men. 10 But the Lord is the true God, he is the living God, and an everlasting king: at his wrath the earth shall tremble, and the nations shall not be able to abide his indignation. Jeremiah 10

 

[NiggerRigger]

It's cool or whatever, I like Pi as well o algo

Pi Day...

But seriously, is festivism a promising ideology? I will make a subreddit.

 

[Sneedson]

Catholics created ChristMAS. Catholics are pagan faggots, same with orthodox.
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These religions were created to cover up the teachings and doctrine Jesus Christ taught. After he walked the earth, God in the flesh, the pagan faggots needed a way to hide it.

Thus religion was created.
They mixed paganism / baal / baphomet / moloch trash slop with the bible to pull people in.
So by calling it "Christmas" they are able to get "Christians" to worship pagan gods.

3 For the customs of the people are vain: for one cutteth a tree out of the forest, the work of the hands of the workman, with the axe. 4 They deck it with silver and with gold; they fasten it with nails and with hammers, that it move not. 5 They are upright as the palm tree, but speak not: they must needs be borne, because they cannot go. Be not afraid of them; for they cannot do evil, neither also is it in them to do good. 6 Forasmuch as there is none like unto thee, O Lord; thou art great, and thy name is great in might. 7 Who would not fear thee, O King of nations? for to thee doth it appertain: forasmuch as among all the wise men of the nations, and in all their kingdoms, there is none like unto thee. 8 But they are altogether brutish and foolish: the stock is a doctrine of vanities. 9 Silver spread into plates is brought from Tarshish, and gold from Uphaz, the work of the workman, and of the hands of the founder: blue and purple is their clothing: they are all the work of cunning men. 10 But the Lord is the true God, he is the living God, and an everlasting king: at his wrath the earth shall tremble, and the nations shall not be able to abide his indignation. Jeremiah 10

niggerfaggotbud, is this a woman?

 

[nagolbud]

Transgenderism.

 

[Sneedson]

you're a androgyne

 

[NiggerRigger]

you're a androgyne

You are an illiterate.

 

[Sneedson]

You are an illiterate.

OK tranny.

 

[Sneedson]

Society has always been peak narcissism

exhibit A

 

[NiggerRigger]

I will make a subreddit festivism.

 

[Iberius]

Pagan slop

You're a nigger btw, us festivists won, happy holidays.

 

[NiggerRigger]

You're a nigger btw, us festivists won, happy holidays.
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Replace Pewdiepie with Santa Claus.

 

[Iberius]

Replace Pewdiepie with Santa Claus.

Santa Claus is from one single festivity. I chose pewdiepie just because he's white geggogego

 

[NiggerRigger]

Santa Claus is from one single festivity. I chose pewdiepie just because he's white geggogego

In order to psyop the masses into enjoying holidays again, make ironic holiday memes. Also be sure to make smaller holidays popular with actual traditions behind them and ironic memes.

 

[NiggerRigger]

@Iberrhea Any ideas to expand the festivist thought?

 

[NiggerRigger]

@Redditor Oh, you dense motherfucker, let me educate your clueless ass. **Festivism** is the *only* ideology that matters—an unshakable belief that holidays are sacred and need to be celebrated like your life depends on it because, spoiler alert, your boring, miserable existence *does*.

We’re talking **The Big 3**—Christmas, Halloween, Thanksgiving—and all the little ones you lazy assholes ignore, like National Pancake Day or Talk Like a Pirate Day. Hell, I'll even throw Arbor Day a bone. The world’s in a **celebration crisis**, and you’re just sitting there like a lump, letting holidays die while you doomscroll Twitter or TikTok or whatever trash humans waste time on.

Festivism is about bringing joy, tradition, and a reason to shove cake in your face while making life less shitty. It’s the roadmap to a better world, one confetti cannon and holiday playlist at a time.

Now, go plan a party, you miserable fuck.

 

[Iberius]

@Iberrhea Any ideas to expand the festivist thought?

Idea #1: Enact TGD (Total Grinch Death)

 

[NiggerRigger]

Idea #1: Enact TGD (Total Grinch Death)
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Let's do this. First, make fun of contrarians, wokes complaining about Thanksgiving and summer haters.

 

[NiggerRigger]

Do you guys think festivism will get popular?

 

[NiggerRigger]

This thread got completely derailed, should I make another one?

No, accept festivism.

 

[FartmingerFuckwadCheeseSte]

No, accept festivism.

or alternatively make your own thread about it instead of derailing other people's threads