This is a short guide to all of the schlogs main lolcows/gegbvlls, everything here is 100% acurrate to the character of these people.
If i have missed any legendary gegbvlls or have spread misinformation, please notify me.
Soygoy:
Soygoy is a gay, autistic, British furry who can't draw but is a talented programmer. He once created a web extension for this website called "Schlog+" that added many stylish customization options. He would end up being banned for both using a bot to create furry general threads and releasing a version of Schlog+ that claimed to have dataminers in it. As of 6/Jan/2025 he spends his time on the sharty's /bp/ board since he is one of the sharty's most active furries, he's even suspected to be responsible for the sudden influx of furries into the sharty that allegedly come from 4cuck's /trash/. He's obsessed with another banned user named princesssparkles, stroked his ego heavily once he reached 10,000 posts and tried to create an Fundamental Paper Education fangame but eventually gave up on it due to his FPE phase ending.
His posting style often consists of very long, drawn out messages that express his emotions heavily, lots of wordswordsowrds. He was always very insistent on claiming that he was a "chud" just like us despite downloading Grindr and being a massive furgooner.
Geg rating: GEEEEEEEG!!!
User status: BANNED! For botting the website and trying to datamine us.
encrusting_arco:
Overly, extremely and harmfully sexual Vietnamese queer who is the face behind the Faggot reaction emoji. He claims to be a Catholic Christian but his actions say otherwise:
- Would deny his religon in favor of his femdom fetish (he want's to be dominated by women but religon gets in the way).
- Stuck a finger up his ass, then exclaimed "I didn't feel any pleasure. How tf do faggots even like this?".
- Waxes his legs.
- ALLEGEDLY shoved a bottle of acne cream up his ass, he said it was "bait" but it's hard to say.
- Is very open to talk about the private parts of his body, especally the way his butthole opens and closes.
- Was part of a Discord server full of freaky faggots with one of them being named "cunnylicker1488", i just vomited reading that username.
- Shared a photo of his poop covered butthole to multiple users of the schlog, one of them claiming that it was worse than the 'cado 'slot.
Geg rating: GEEEEEEEG!!!
User status: BANNED! For being that much of a FAGGOT!
jimbo/vivo_endive/THE JOBBER OF THE SCHLOG/Oneshot pedo nigger:
An overly active user of the schlog who claims to be Slavic and has been targeted by both admins and users soley for being a Oneshot fanboy (the name of the game the cat in his PFP comes from). Through the combined efforts of the userbase he managed to get the lowest reaction score in schlog history which as of 6/Jan/2025 is getting even lower. This user can be easily milked for seethe by sending xer imagery of Niko from Oneshot being sad/crying/being shot to death/skinned/beheaded by ISIS, ECT... Oneshotpedo is also not very good and understanding jokes and is a seriousnigger who begs people for video games, gloats about how "muscular" and "tall" xhe is despite never sending pictures of xerself, once cried xerself to sleep over the schlog, begs on sharty-/qa/ to be unbanned (xhe doesn't know xhe's being trolled), and has a job. Xhe originally used to be a user of sharty /qa/ (autisim namefag hell) before unfortunately immigrating here.
Geg rating (ranging): GEEEEEEEG!!! <----> Geg!
User status: Has left soyjak.blog, migrated to soyjakforum.net with xer fellow trans Oneshot pedo niggers.
Herb:
Latvian Homestuck pedo nigger that was targeted by @SmallAnus. Known for being cringe, having gay taste in music, liking all the shitty users, being a massive beggar, and most noteably for being too weak to open a bottle of Sprite. Xhe was banned for calling an underage girl hot. SmallAnus later made a video making fun of him and portraying him as the gemmy Homestuck pedo nigger.
Geg rating (ranging): Geg! <----> Neutral.
User status: BANNED! For calling an underaged girl sexy.
terrycrews/multiple useless alt accounts:
Critically obsessed Estonian faggot, accused of being a pooner according to an infographic made by Joel who is one of the shartys worst users ever AWARD. When this user first joined they were a very gemmy gegbvll who often was seen saying shit like "i can beat you up faggot". Manages to create multiple coaly alt accounts due to being a user of browsing software Tor. After terrycrews first got banned everything after that has been unfunny, predictable coal making terry and xer alts one of the most active yet unfunniest and brimmiest gegbvlls ever AWARD. People often simp for and stan terrycrews and the users who do stan/simp for terry are tasteless and coaly (pooners are no different from trannies). Xhe was also a sharty-/qa/ dumbnig, is the creator of the "Protokleki" meme and is the reason guests unfortunately can't post. Please schlog, NEVER bring this faggot back.
Geg status (ranging): GEEEEEEEG!!! <----> BRRRRIMSTONE!!!
User status: BANNED! For being the most annoying tranny ever.
Soyteen Liker:
I like calling her Slopteen Liker geg. Slopteen Liker is allegedly a real, non-tranny woman (unbeliveable i know) who used to be super attracted towards Soygoy when he was unbanned going so far as to goon off her tuna stinky vajayjay to his British voice. She has also fantasized about being a man instead of a woman (pooner), making horribly sexual fanfics about the schlog, and sucked an actual black penis in a bathroom. SmallAnus also made a song mocking her. In the year 2025, she became the reason that soyjak.blog is now a splinter, after Fr
t found out that she was dating @Moresalts Frt was like "ts pmo icl 
" and sold the schlog.
She also made that stupid "hot dog buns nugget bites" song that sounds like shit, i want this fatass beaten and scarred.
Women
Geg status: Geg!
User status: BANNED!
basil:
Basil used to be considered something of a gegbvll amongst the schlog due to his odd typing style, obsession with Jurassic World mobile games, and for that one time he made a profile post where he exclaimed about how he was unable to read a freshwater chart whilst having painted nails (faggy) and even admitted to having sex with his fat nigger man coworker. He had basil pedo nigger 'jaks made of him and even a basilcuck song too.
Geg status (ranging): Geg <----> Neutral.
User status: Migrated to soyjakforum.net.
Learn more:
Soygoy:
encrusting_acro:
jimbo/Oneshot Pedo Nigger:
Herb:
blog.soyjak.st
terrycrews:
(cooming soon)
Slopteen Liker:
(cooming soon)
basil:
(cooming soon)
If i have missed any legendary gegbvlls or have spread misinformation, please notify me.
Soygoy:
Soygoy is a gay, autistic, British furry who can't draw but is a talented programmer. He once created a web extension for this website called "Schlog+" that added many stylish customization options. He would end up being banned for both using a bot to create furry general threads and releasing a version of Schlog+ that claimed to have dataminers in it. As of 6/Jan/2025 he spends his time on the sharty's /bp/ board since he is one of the sharty's most active furries, he's even suspected to be responsible for the sudden influx of furries into the sharty that allegedly come from 4cuck's /trash/. He's obsessed with another banned user named princesssparkles, stroked his ego heavily once he reached 10,000 posts and tried to create an Fundamental Paper Education fangame but eventually gave up on it due to his FPE phase ending.
His posting style often consists of very long, drawn out messages that express his emotions heavily, lots of wordswordsowrds. He was always very insistent on claiming that he was a "chud" just like us despite downloading Grindr and being a massive furgooner.
Geg rating: GEEEEEEEG!!!
User status: BANNED! For botting the website and trying to datamine us.
encrusting_arco:
Overly, extremely and harmfully sexual Vietnamese queer who is the face behind the Faggot reaction emoji. He claims to be a Catholic Christian but his actions say otherwise:
- Would deny his religon in favor of his femdom fetish (he want's to be dominated by women but religon gets in the way).
- Stuck a finger up his ass, then exclaimed "I didn't feel any pleasure. How tf do faggots even like this?".
- Waxes his legs.
- ALLEGEDLY shoved a bottle of acne cream up his ass, he said it was "bait" but it's hard to say.
- Is very open to talk about the private parts of his body, especally the way his butthole opens and closes.
- Was part of a Discord server full of freaky faggots with one of them being named "cunnylicker1488", i just vomited reading that username.
- Shared a photo of his poop covered butthole to multiple users of the schlog, one of them claiming that it was worse than the 'cado 'slot.
Geg rating: GEEEEEEEG!!!
User status: BANNED! For being that much of a FAGGOT!
jimbo/vivo_endive/THE JOBBER OF THE SCHLOG/Oneshot pedo nigger:
An overly active user of the schlog who claims to be Slavic and has been targeted by both admins and users soley for being a Oneshot fanboy (the name of the game the cat in his PFP comes from). Through the combined efforts of the userbase he managed to get the lowest reaction score in schlog history which as of 6/Jan/2025 is getting even lower. This user can be easily milked for seethe by sending xer imagery of Niko from Oneshot being sad/crying/being shot to death/skinned/beheaded by ISIS, ECT... Oneshotpedo is also not very good and understanding jokes and is a seriousnigger who begs people for video games, gloats about how "muscular" and "tall" xhe is despite never sending pictures of xerself, once cried xerself to sleep over the schlog, begs on sharty-/qa/ to be unbanned (xhe doesn't know xhe's being trolled), and has a job. Xhe originally used to be a user of sharty /qa/ (autisim namefag hell) before unfortunately immigrating here.
Geg rating (ranging): GEEEEEEEG!!! <----> Geg!
User status: Has left soyjak.blog, migrated to soyjakforum.net with xer fellow trans Oneshot pedo niggers.
Herb:
Latvian Homestuck pedo nigger that was targeted by @SmallAnus. Known for being cringe, having gay taste in music, liking all the shitty users, being a massive beggar, and most noteably for being too weak to open a bottle of Sprite. Xhe was banned for calling an underage girl hot. SmallAnus later made a video making fun of him and portraying him as the gemmy Homestuck pedo nigger.
Geg rating (ranging): Geg! <----> Neutral.
User status: BANNED! For calling an underaged girl sexy.
terrycrews/multiple useless alt accounts:
Critically obsessed Estonian faggot, accused of being a pooner according to an infographic made by Joel who is one of the shartys worst users ever AWARD. When this user first joined they were a very gemmy gegbvll who often was seen saying shit like "i can beat you up faggot". Manages to create multiple coaly alt accounts due to being a user of browsing software Tor. After terrycrews first got banned everything after that has been unfunny, predictable coal making terry and xer alts one of the most active yet unfunniest and brimmiest gegbvlls ever AWARD. People often simp for and stan terrycrews and the users who do stan/simp for terry are tasteless and coaly (pooners are no different from trannies). Xhe was also a sharty-/qa/ dumbnig, is the creator of the "Protokleki" meme and is the reason guests unfortunately can't post. Please schlog, NEVER bring this faggot back.
Geg status (ranging): GEEEEEEEG!!! <----> BRRRRIMSTONE!!!
User status: BANNED! For being the most annoying tranny ever.
Soyteen Liker:
I like calling her Slopteen Liker geg. Slopteen Liker is allegedly a real, non-tranny woman (unbeliveable i know) who used to be super attracted towards Soygoy when he was unbanned going so far as to goon off her tuna stinky vajayjay to his British voice. She has also fantasized about being a man instead of a woman (pooner), making horribly sexual fanfics about the schlog, and sucked an actual black penis in a bathroom. SmallAnus also made a song mocking her. In the year 2025, she became the reason that soyjak.blog is now a splinter, after Fr
t found out that she was dating @Moresalts Frt was like "ts pmo icl " and sold the schlog.She also made that stupid "hot dog buns nugget bites" song that sounds like shit, i want this fatass beaten and scarred.
Women
Geg status: Geg!
User status: BANNED!
basil:
Basil used to be considered something of a gegbvll amongst the schlog due to his odd typing style, obsession with Jurassic World mobile games, and for that one time he made a profile post where he exclaimed about how he was unable to read a freshwater chart whilst having painted nails (faggy) and even admitted to having sex with his fat nigger man coworker. He had basil pedo nigger 'jaks made of him and even a basilcuck song too.
Geg status (ranging): Geg <----> Neutral.
User status: Migrated to soyjakforum.net.
Learn more:
Soygoy:
encrusting_acro:
McChallenge
blog.soyjak.st
Herb:
GEG - Sprite Bottle vs Pedo
blog.soyjak.st
(cooming soon)
Slopteen Liker:
(cooming soon)
basil:
(cooming soon)
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