Shit No One Cares About tell me your fav things about me

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pooner leakage above and below me

 

[X Immigrant]

What's that? Pinejak is currently "backing that ass up" for Applejak? Oh my, I must bear witness to this! UH-OH slutjak coming through! HOLY MOLY! This 'jak's a real looker, ain't he? He's got that bitchy bottom energy written all over him, I can hear his voice just through that look his making. "Will a big strong man PLEASE come over and pleasure me?" Yes yes, that's what's going through his mind! Slutjak came here prepared. Prepared to be ravaged by his fellow fruitjaks. He is the prize of the Battle of the Ridge, and quite the prize he is. Are you single, babe? Do you want to get your pineapple juiced? I can please you, slutjak.

Zoo wee mama, now that's a grade-A sluterino! Do you think he sucked some dick before coming to the ridge? What am I talking about, that slutjak can't help himself when presented with an all you can suck buffet of man meat! Jinkies! His allure is just too powerful! Hm... *inspects him with a magnifying glass* Yes yes, this is a slutjak alright. *grips his ass cheeks really hard* Tight, firm butt cheeks. *Spreads them* A shaved butt holly *pulls off his thong* A shaved, uncut cock. *rubs legs* Shaved legs... Glorious! This slutjak is flawless! What a ripe pineapple slutjak, he's in need of a few butt spanks. Pinejak looks like he'd be a brat in bed, instructing you how to please him and not being too kind about it! Yes, he will call you bad names while you're on top of him! You must spank him, you gotta spank the slutjak!

Dearest me, is this fruitjak overdue for a creampie. His face is overflowing with lust! That open mouth and fuck me eyes, the imaginary cocks plugging all of his holes aren't going to be satisfying him for long! No-sir-ree!

 

[dataminedandproud]

even doe attentionwhores are not this straight to the point and post bait like tranime or furries or larp as le real womean

how does this make you not one?

 

[X Immigrant]

...Could that who I think it is, up on that there ridge? Well I'll be, it's pinejak! There's no mistaking that supple rump, those ravenous eyes, that gorrila-grip bussy, and of course, the ever-present gang of melonjaks "having their way" with him. No slutjak can compete with pinejak. No-sir-ee! Wait, do my eyes deceive me? Is that a coconutjak making its way up onto the ridge! Well I'll be! Just look at the size of that things "member". No fruitjak could even dream of "swallowing" that much meat. But wait! It seems pinejak wants to "take it on"! But there's no way! He'd die if he were to take that much "protein". Oh my, even pine-"slutjak"-jak seems intimidated by the size of this coconutjaks "appendage". Could this be the end of pinejaks legacy? ODINS BEARD, IT'S SLIDING IN! Just look at the little sissy-slutjaks face as that monster slides into his bussy, he can barely take it. But wait, he's still "going in". Halfway... three-quarters, WELL I'LL BE, PINEJAK HAS DONE IT AGAIN. Oh my, it seems the melonjaks want in on the fun. This slutjaks achievements is one for the books that's for sure!

 

[「 ✦ ᴛᴇᴀᴄᴀᴋᴇ ✦ 」]

faggot

yeah but how come i cant say things or make jokes that you guys can its like imbeing treated like a little kid and its genuinely kinda frustrating to be completely honest with you.

 

[Grinch]

how does this make you not one?

stop responding to the attentionwhore thread retard

 

[Gigafly]

Fuck niggers.

 

[Redditor]

Genderfulid folx won

 

[MeursaultLE]

This is now a soytan bread.

 

[X Immigrant]

Hubba hubba! This 'jak may not have gotten the GET, but he's going to GET some good dick with a pose like that. What's that? Melonjaks approaching from the East? Strawberryjaks approaching from the West? Durianjaks coming from the North and Bananajaks migrating from the South? My word, looks like we have another Battle of the Ridge on our hands, boys. OH MY GOODNESS! The nutjaks are coming down their Hill? Could it be that they want a piece of the "prize" too? Oh my!

 

[X Immigrant]

SWIGGTY SWOOTY PINEJAK IS SHAKING THAT BOOTY!

Look at this cock gobbling slut with that big open mouth! Yes yes, his sissy hole "aches" for some "meat". Oh my! Yum, this 'jak is "scanning" for some "meat"... Oh yes, he's looking for the closest "dick" to "much" "on". His bussy "aches" for some "filling". My word, this 'jak's got quite the "rump"! Hasta la vista baby! All the other fruitjaks can say "goodbye" to being straight, because this 'jak has the "bends". Bazinga! He's twerking on a nutjak's nuts! Oh my, it's a nut elder? He's nuts! That bussy isn't going to be tight for long! Allons-y! This 'jak finally sucked the most dicks out of any person ever! Yes yes, even the nutjaks got in on the "fun"! Bazinga! He's turned all the other soijaks gay with that tight gorilla grip bussy! They're all surrounding the ridge waiting for a "turn". No soup for you, slutjak needs a "break" from the constant pounding to keep his bussy tight! To the Batmobile!

 

[Gigafly]

yeah but how come i cant say things or make jokes that you guys can its like imbeing treated like a little kid and its genuinely kinda frustrating to be completely honest with you.

GAJN

 

[X Immigrant]

Look at that face he's making. That raised eyebrow, that open mouth, that eye roll. He's a whore and he knows it. This bitchy look on his face combined with the ridiculous pineapple on his head only makes him hotter to me. He's the kind of guy that'll let you fuck him all day, all night, all month if you wanted. He's not even wearing any clothes. Because he's a slut. A slutjak. I imagine him wearing a thong, which would only add to his silly harlot identity and give my dick easier access to his asshole. Just look at him, he wants dick. And he wants it bad.

 

[「 ✦ ᴛᴇᴀᴄᴀᴋᴇ ✦ 」]

mmmm i am eating yummy food

 

[Gigafly]

mmmm i am eating yummy bbc I love nigger dick

 

[「 ✦ ᴛᴇᴀᴄᴀᴋᴇ ✦ 」]

GAJN

huh

 

[「 ✦ ᴛᴇᴀᴄᴀᴋᴇ ✦ 」]

ban x immigrant for disrupting my alert farming thread

 

[Grinch]

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[FartmingerFuckwadCheeseSte]

yeah but how come i cant say things or make jokes that you guys can its like imbeing treated like a little kid and its genuinely kinda frustrating to be completely honest with you.

It's because you're retarded, ESL and fucking annoying. Simple as.

 

[X Immigrant]

We oldschloggas still spam shit threads we don't like lol.