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i don’t get it
 
>DUDE i just LOVE the hustle and bustle of the big city, it’s so DYNAMIC and makes me feel like i’m in one of my favourite TV SHOWS. you should totally come on down to my studio apartment, it’s got EXPOSED RED BRICK walls and everything, we can crack open a nice hoppy ipa or three and get crazy watching some cartoons on adult swim! and dude, dude, DUDE, we have GOTTA go down to the barcade- listen here, right, it’s a BAR where us ADULTS who do ADULTING can go DRINK. BUT!!!! it’s also an ARCADE like when we were kids, so we can play awesome VIDEO GAMES, without dumb kids bothering us. speaking of which megan and i have finally decided to tie the knot- literally -we’re both getting snipped tomorrow at the hospital, that way we can save money to spent more on ourselves and our FURBABIES. i’m fuckin JACKED man, i’m gonna SLAM this craft beer and pop open another one!!!
 
>DUDE i just LOVE the hustle and bustle of jakparty.onions, it’s so DYNAMIC and makes me feel like i’m in one of my favourite KWAY THREADS. you should totally come on down to my soytan thread, it’s got CEMMY soytan fart porn and everything, we can crack open a nice soyquote or three and get crazy watching shitty animation memes "IRONICALLY"! and dude, dude, DUDE, we have GOTTA go down to the sharty obsession generals- listen here, right, it’s where us oldfags who do EPIC soyposting come to KVETCH about a site we use EVERY SINGLE DAY. BUT!!!! it’s also a META THREAD like on /qa/ so we can complain about EVERYTHING without dumb sh*rtroons bothering us. speaking of which sashley and i have finally decided to tie the knot- literally -we’re both getting snipped tomorrow at the hospital, that way we can save money to spent more on pedolute's web hosting and our FURBABIES. i’m fuckin 'JAKKED man, i’m gonna SLAM my billionth sh*rty seethe thread and pop open another one!!!
 
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why did he win an oscar for that
 
Trump lost
Hitler lost
The Nazis lost
Fascist Italy lost
Imperial Japan lost
/pol/ lost
/qa/ lost
The Tsarists lost
The Confederacy lost
Q was wrong
The capitol riots failed
Ashli Babbitt died like a bitch
Trump was not reinstated
Trump will be imprisoned for being a traitor
There will never be another Republican president ever again
Proud boys are being tortured in prison
Derek Chauvin was found guilty on all charges
Gavin Newsom was not recalled
Vaccines and masks work
The Right lost the culture war
Black Lives Matter
Trans movement has been a total success
Being transgender is more socially acceptable than you
You are being bred out
You are being phased out
You are being replaced
Your kind is on the way to extinction
The rate of suicide in the US is highest in middle-aged white men
You will forever be an example of what not to do to have a functional society
You will never have sex
You will die alone
:)
 
jartycuck speechbubble(1).png>YOU WILL WEAR THE MASK
>YOU WILL SOCIALLY DISTANCE
>YOU WILL FOLLOW THE ARROWS
>YOU WILL CLAP FOR OUR HEALTH HEROES
>YOU WILL OBEY THE CURFEW
>YOU WILL STOP SEEING YOUR LOVED ONES
>YOU WILL REPORT DISSENTERS
>YOU WILL GIVE UP YOUR PRIVACY AND FREEDOM
>YOU WILL USE NEWSPEAK SUCH AS "COVIDIOT" AND "KAREN"
>YOU WILL EMBRACE MASS SURVEILLANCE ADVERTISED AS "TEST AND TRACE"
>YOU WILL TAKE THE TEST
>YOU WILL BE SODOMIZED, TO TEST FOR COVID-19
>YOU WILL SELF ISOLATE
>YOU WILL TAKE THE GENE MODIFYING "VACCINE"
>YOU WILL BE MARKED WITH THE DIGITAL "SMART TATTOO" MICROCHIP
>YOU WILL BE PLACED IN DEATH CAMPS IF YOU RESIST
>YOU WILL EMBRACE THE GREAT RESET, THE FORTH INDUSTRIAL REVOLUTION
>YOU WILL REJECT GOD
>YOU WILL LIVE IN THE SMART CITY
>YOU WILL LIVE IN THE POD
>YOU WILL EAT THE BUGS
>YOU WILL EAT THE SHIT CAPSULES
>YOU WILL DRINK THE COCKROACH "MILK"
>YOU WILL GIVE UP EVERYTHING YOU OWN
>YOU WILL RENT EVERYTHING, INCLUDING YOUR CLOTHES
>YOU WILL ONLY USE THE APPROVED PRODUCTS AND SERVICES PROVIDED BY FAGMAN
>YOU WILL ONLY BE ALLOWED SELF DRIVING ELECTRIC CARS
>YOU WILL EMBRACE THE CASHLESS SYSTEM
>YOU WILL TRADE IN CARBON CREDITS
>YOU WILL CONNECT WITH NEURALINK
>YOU WILL HAVE PROPAGANDA BEAMED INTO YOUR MIND, INCLUDING SISSY HYPNO
>YOU WILL NEVER BE ABLE TO LEAVE YOUR ASSIGNED QUARANTINE REGION
>YOU WILL EMBRACE OUR NEW WORLD ORDER
>YOU WILL ACCEPT THEIR VERSION OF HISTORY
>YOU WILL ACCEPT THE NEW NORMAL
>YOU WILL OWN NOTHING
>
AND YOU WILL BE HAPPY.
 
Just fuck off.

JUST.

FUCK.

OFF.

2 years of your immature unfunny shit. What does this add? Where's the interesting discussion? It's just pointless drivel that you show off to your fellow mouthbreathing middleschoolers

>HAAAHAAAA I QUOTE YOU AND ADD A FUNNY LE BALD GUY LOOK MOMMY

You know what? No. We're done. We're sick of your juvenile attempts of humor. We're sick of your obnoxious spam. WE'RE SICK OF YOUR SHIT.

You wanna act like a toddler? Fine I'll treat you like a toddler. You don't get to sit at the grownups table anymore. You're no longer part of the discussion. Maybe one day if you grow up and mature we'll give you a seat, but until then you're sitting at the kiddy table. Does little baby boy need a diapey? You seem to have trouble keeping your excrement contained since it spews out all over the site.

Go ahead soiquote me. You just prove me right, and deep down you know it. One day you'll look back on this period of your life with utter shame, and you'll find respect for me for trying to knock you out of your stupor.
 
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