Datamining Spotting the Soy

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THIS IS THE RE-OPENNING OF MY JOURNAL FOR HITTING 1488 REACTION SCORE

Stuff I will do here

-Do updates on interesting shit that happens in my life
-OC dump
-Post gems i spotted

uhhh, yeah, i guess i should journal now.


Got trampled by a fat black kid at school a this week, turned out it was because he was FIGHTING.
The reason they were fighting, idk, but it was pretty fuckin crazy, some kids missed class to watch the fight.
The one who trampled me was losing, other kid had him in a headlock.

Played against some 'jeet in chess IRL, he said he was rated 700 in his prime, so i was ready for i pretty good fight.
Turns out what he meant was he was rated 700 when he signed up and preceded to lose every single game after that, and i mean EVERY GAME, he ended up winning one of the games, which was embarrassing, because he accidently checkmated me while i was bullying him by making useless waiting moves.

that's all i can think of rn.
 
I'm so grateful rn bro. I'm pretty sure most kids think I'm fairly normal, I'm not as much of a 'weird kid' unlike last semester. I have several friends who are 'popular' now. I'm actual capable when it comes to sports, I'm not last pick in football anymore.

 
Fuck dude, i feel so retarded today, i keep losing all my chess matches, every sentence i speak makes me sound like an E999L, and i actually fell for Elon quoting a sharty post.
Oh well, heres a recap of the past 2 days.

I wake up at 2 or 3 in the morning cuz idk, i just did okay? and i really need to stretch, i start stretching and i get hit with the MOST PAINFUL cramp in my leg EVAR, i was shaking and grunting, and for the next day my leg was strained.

Also went to the gas station for some goyslop by foot, and I THOUGHT it was gonna be warm, but i almost froze my balls of because it was windy as fuck on the way back, and my potato wedges got cold.

Also thinking about making that soy trading card game real, all the rules are set in place, it probably won't be too hard on paper. idk how you guys would be able to play it because no one wants to print a gorillion things and printing stuff kinda ruins the point of trading cards.
 
I'm also gonna tell my dream i had about the schlog where ALL of da schloggers met up at a giant abandoned grocery store.

It starts with me wondering around, I was looking for 'the wise old soybooru poster' and once i found the guy, who was an old, pastel feraljak, who told me some stuff we needed to do. He hopped in a shopping cart and i started chasing after him, but he was riding around in the shopping cart like a motorcycle i couldn't keep up, until he ended up crashing into @Meursault and killing him. So that was interesting. I was running away from the crime scene, when i saw a midget who had a purple swimming cap on, who told me they were @jimbo , i saw several other user running away from the scene until everyone escaped... somewhere, idk.
Also @soyjakfan01 was mexican in my dream and they had a butler that vacuumed the grocery store for them.

After i ran out of the building, suddenly I was lurking on crystal.cafe in a park, and people could use names on the site i guess, and one of the names of YTSUKEN DOCTOOOOS, and he was building all of the 'fe foids into a giant army, and they all believed @Ytsuken was a woman. Before i know it, i see a zombie army of foids chasing me, with Ytsuken hovering above them all, ytsuken also gained the ability to slow and stop time itself. then I ran to a safe spot where @soyjak88 was, and we ended up making maps of the city out of chalk on the sidewalk.

Thats all folks!
 
My wrist is bruised because i was holding a badminton racket like a retard, I didn't notice i was bruising myself until i was done because i had too much adrenaline running through me, 50% of the adrenaline was bcuz i was crashing out before gym class.

I also got a score higher than all of my friends on this math competition, so I'm proud of that, maybe I'm smart, maybe my friends are retards, who knows.
 
SoySpotter said:
My wrist is bruised because i was holding a badminton racket like a retard, I didn't notice i was bruising myself until i was done because i had too much adrenaline running through me, 50% of the adrenaline was bcuz i was crashing out before gym class.
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badminton is pretty fun and underrated i liked it a lot and i preferred to play that and volleyball with my friends as opposed to shit like basketball or football
 
i tried some DIY insta boba shit today, to say the least, i was disappointed. The tea was ok, a little too sweet, but the pearls were NASTY, it had the texture of kinetic-sand and tasted like pure sugar.

I also cut myself open while opening a shampoo bottle today, i got out of the shower and there was blood on my belly somehow, evandoe i just cut my finger.
 
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