Keyed Soyjak Wright: Schlog Attorney! JUSTICE FOR HWABAG!

[Gem Control]

how was i supposed to know then?

McChallenge

 

[man who reads xianxia]

McChallenge

It is only right that such a demon has been kicked out of this land.

 

[Donald]

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SOYJAK WRIGHT: SCHLOG ATTORNEY​

The year is 2024. A user by the name of HWABAG was just unfairly banned for a silly joke in the thread "EVEN DOE GAME". A group of 8 users come together in an objection.lol Ace Attorney chatroom to larp a courtroom session for HWABAG to be unbanned. These users are, Chesnaught, the Janny Judge. Soygoy, the Prosecution. Spas, the Defense. HWABAG, the defendant and basil, nojak, s4bbc, istanbul and **********, the Witnesses. Together they discuss the case... should HWABAG be unbanned? Let's find out.

This is an edited live recording of a court session held on 09/06/2024 from Midnight to 2 AM GMT

Part 1 / 2​

The session will be cut into 2 parts, Part 1 and Part 2. Part 1 is the beginning of the case, while Part 2 is all of the questioning of the witnesses.
Featuring @Chesnaught @basil @HWABAG @soygoy @Spas
Alternative mirror (YouTube)

Part 2 / 2​

Part will will feature:
@Chesnaught @basil @HWABAG @soygoy @Spas @********** "nojak" @SoytanEnthusiast @ISTANBUL

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Feel free to share your thoughts and opinions in this thread, and also, let me know if you'd like to see more Schlog Attorney!
****, maybe you could even create your own Schlog Attorney cases and post them here!

 

[Gem Control]

>

SOYJAK WRIGHT: SCHLOG ATTORNEY​

The year is 2024. A user by the name of HWABAG was just unfairly banned for a silly joke in the thread "EVEN DOE GAME". A group of 8 users come together in an objection.lol Ace Attorney chatroom to larp a courtroom session for HWABAG to be unbanned. These users are, Chesnaught, the Janny Judge. Soygoy, the Prosecution. Spas, the Defense. HWABAG, the defendant and basil, nojak, s4bbc, istanbul and **********, the Witnesses. Together they discuss the case... should HWABAG be unbanned? Let's find out.

This is an edited live recording of a court session held on 09/06/2024 from Midnight to 2 AM GMT

Part 1 / 2​

The session will be cut into 2 parts, Part 1 and Part 2. Part 1 is the beginning of the case, while Part 2 is all of the questioning of the witnesses.
Featuring @Chesnaught @basil @HWABAG @soygoy @Spas
Alternative mirror (YouTube)

Part 2 / 2​

Part will will feature:
@Chesnaught @basil @HWABAG @soygoy @Spas @********** "nojak" @SoytanEnthusiast @ISTANBUL

Did you like it?​

Feel free to share your thoughts and opinions in this thread, and also, let me know if you'd like to see more Schlog Attorney!
****, maybe you could even create your own Schlog Attorney cases and post them here!
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Fvck everyone who thought this sh1t was a gem

 

[Donald]

Fvck everyone who thought this sh1t was a gem

ニgger really put basil in there GEEEGGGGG

 

[Stephen]

Fvck everyone who thought this sh1t was a gem

Gemmier than anything you made mohammad

 

[Gem Control]

Gemmier than anything you made mohammad

 

[Donald]

This was so fucking cringe and stupid. Defending an actual pedophile.

 

[Itransheartblox]

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SOYJAK WRIGHT: SCHLOG ATTORNEY​

The year is 2024. A user by the name of HWABAG was just unfairly banned for a silly joke in the thread "EVEN DOE GAME". A group of 8 users come together in an objection.lol Ace Attorney chatroom to larp a courtroom session for HWABAG to be unbanned. These users are, Chesnaught, the Janny Judge. Soygoy, the Prosecution. Spas, the Defense. HWABAG, the defendant and basil, nojak, s4bbc, istanbul and bnwoclitty, the Witnesses. Together they discuss the case... should HWABAG be unbanned? Let's find out.

This is an edited live recording of a court session held on 09/06/2024 from Midnight to 2 AM GMT
​

Part 1 / 2​

The session will be cut into 2 parts, Part 1 and Part 2. Part 1 is the beginning of the case, while Part 2 is all of the questioning of the witnesses.
Featuring @Chesnaught @basil @HWABAG @Soygoy @Spas
Alternative mirror (YouTube)

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Part 2 / 2​

Part will will feature:
@Chesnaught @basil @HWABAG @Soygoy @Spas @bnwoclitty "nojak" @SoytanEnthusiast @istanbul

Did you like it?​

Feel free to share your thoughts and opinions in this thread, and also, let me know if you'd like to see more Schlog Attorney!
Hell, maybe you could even create your own Schlog Attorney cases and post them here!​

The jokes write themselves

 

[X Immigrant]

You just can't hate him

 

[Donald]

Un-gem react

 

[Dr. Cobson (PhD)]

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Un-gem react

Of course IncelibatePsycho is on this fucking list

 

[Stephen]

Spas was a hero for this

 

[X Immigrant]

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Un-gem react

>three of the gem-reactors are proven pedophiles

 

[X Immigrant]

>three of the gem-reactors are proven pedophiles

Wait, hold on, that isn't the full list of gem-reacts

 

[Sneedson]

Wait, hold on, that isn't the full list of gem-reacts
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Wasn't Coalyma a Connor L. Howard alt?

 

[Dr. Cobson (PhD)]

Wasn't Coalyma a Connor L. Howard alt?

I asked baqqrih about it and he said he wasn't too sure. Certainly still a pedophile by any definition but not exactly Connor.

 

[Onzikn]

Looks a bit funny out of context

 

[NiggerRigger]

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Soygoy is me. Soygoy answers yes to my question.

 

[Donald]

GIGASAGE!
Let this shit thread rot away.