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Official AMA Soyjak Wiki General

>SOOYGOOOY READ THE WIKIII
  • its down half of the time
blame the orange nigger for that
  • poor moderation, shitty pages
  • hardly any editors or people who care
  • the main domain was hijacked by shemmycucks
  • and as Steve says, it's a far cry from encyclopedia dramatica
so what? Thats basically mst of muh shar pee culture. Theres enough on there for you to start integrating. Its only a start doe.
 
blame the orange nigger for that

so what? Thats basically mst of muh shar pee culture. Theres enough on there for you to start integrating. Its only a start doe.
sharpie culture is low quality and snca lets be honest
if people cared, well, they would care.
i would recommend jakkers look to the future and not dwell on the past anyways.
 
we should have a page on the crick spam but thats basically dead so no one will want to
 
sharpie culture is low quality and snca lets be honest
if people cared, well, they would care.
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i would recommend jakkers look to the future and not dwell on the past anyways.
>the future gems in question
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hey maybe if you opened your mind to what i believe in as an artist and stopped being so stubborn, you would like it. i have absolutely no issues with sharing what i get up to with my buddies, so why should that be an issue? blogging on soyjak.blog is le bad? ultimately, parodying soyboys can only go so far, if you do it too much it starts to become obsessed really, take kiwifarms as an example. if chris chan died or some shit they would be starving because they orbit a retarded mother fucking nigger geg.

if you're passionate about something artistically, idec what it is, you should share it, no matter whether someone calls it NAS or whatever. the community of people matters more than the stupid lore that you can't even read 99% of the time that doesn't even matter because most of it is just fake edrama and nothing really happens all that much anymore anyways, that is unless you do something to make something happen.

i mean realistically, this is just a community, after all, it's a forum, it's a blogging site, the sharty in of itself is really just a discussion imageboard for shitposting and talking, i don't think you can get anymore than that, any history or lore associated with it is honestly just SNCA and newcomers just aren't interested imo, all they need to know is the language and the general culture and they'll be good to go. you can't just expect everyone to care about who soot is or who sobot is or who kuz is, instead you need to focus a lot more on providing new experiences to newcomers perhaps, which as of right now just consists of

"i remember when root was admin o algo"

which yeah is just
snca
 
i dont think a lot of people will be happy with what i have to say about most soyjak culture and i can understand why but honestly i believe that in order to qualify as a user of these sites all you have to do really is just use the lingo, be young and effectively just use it like it's 4chan, except without all of the coal and the porn, if that's not a good enough reason for you and you think i should be using mainstream media instead, the reason why im here is because i'm too autistic for mainstream media and i was kicked out of every mainstream circle on discord, reddit, faggit, whatever for saying the n word too much and not liking trannies and in 4chan's case, being a zoomer who doesn't like porn so where else am i supposed to go

i guess im just a normal nigga in regards to that, that i'm just not obsessed with the shitty angry man drawings, they are cool and all, don't get me wrong, but if you're like genuinely obsessed with them and you're drawing new "variants" and uploading to and commenting on the booru, it's just not for me tbh. what i do care about however is wikiGODDING because the future is important and i care way more about what happens in the now rather than all of the shit i dont care about that happened like ages ago that i wasn't around for
 
i mean i guess that's why i'm here, i never really cared for anonymity all that much, albeit making a new username for each website you use is infact a good thing. but all you really need is a good community with good content that will let you be yourself, so if i'm not the gem that saves the schlog or the soysphere then that'll be someone else and i'll be more than happy to watch their uprising or whatever.

should honestly be of no surprise that i care about NAS, my servers are all NAS barely soyjak themed, the schlog attorney court case was literally phoenix wright, a series which I love, but also NAS. I care a lot about NAS things and I want to express how much I love NAS stuff and interests, I don't typically think that IAS is really all that important. if you do then well, good for you i guess, not to yuck your yum or anything.
 
>2 pictures
>gets 6 paragraphs in response

 
Ill read it later o algo
im in school rn
 
>2 pictures
>gets 6 paragraphs in response

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Ill read it later o algo
im in school rn
im tired and bored, and autistic, i like typing. i've always been like this you know.
that's why i put "words words words annoys me" in my about section (that nobody reads ngl GEEEEG)
but yeah i take the time and the effort to express myself and how i think and how i feel and i don't think theres anything wrong with that.
 
hey maybe if you opened your mind to what i believe in as an artist and stopped being so stubborn, you would like it.
>accept my newnigger brim or else you are LE STUBBORN
i have absolutely no issues with sharing what i get up to with my buddies, so why should that be an issue? blogging on soyjak.blog is le bad?
I never said this doe. I only dislike fpe. Im not specific to a certain user.
ultimately, parodying soyboys can only go so far, if you do it too much it starts to become obsessed really
Basically anything becomes obession if you take it too far. Not specific to jakking. and doesnt really apply. There will always be more people to make fun of.
take kiwifarms as an example. if chris chan died or some shit they would be starving because they orbit a retarded mother fucking nigger geg.
Ive been on kiwifarms and nobody there talks about xher anymore. The last post about cwc was in 2019 geg.
if you're passionate about something artistically, idec what it is, you should share it, no matter whether someone calls it NAS or whatever.
Even if its queercoded trooncore? I dont think so.
the community of people matters more than the stupid lore that you can't even read 99% of the time that doesn't even matter
Sure there is a lot of snca, but it also has the site's history, how to fit in, and some funny pages. It is not all you need to fully integrate tho. Actually using the site (or the boards with less baiters, like /jak/, /gem/ etc) is how to become the right kind of autist for the site.
nothing really happens all that much anymore anyways
holy meds
i mean realistically, this is just a community, after all, it's a forum, it's a blogging site, the sharty in of itself is really just a discussion imageboard for shitposting and talking, i don't think you can get anymore than that, any history or lore associated with it is honestly just SNCA
Both sites have a unique identity >just like muh heckin 4chanerinos. Not so much lore but fitting into a community. If you came into some random friendgroup in real life and started forcing your own niggerslop into it people wont like you. Its sort of the same with online communities.
all they need to know is the language and the general culture and they'll be good to go.
>t. fotm forcer
I am also guilty of this doe but that was really just a joke o algo.
you can't just expect everyone to care about who soot is or who sobot is or who kuz is
Nobody cares about these long dead niggers.
instead you need to focus a lot more on providing new experiences to newcomers perhaps
>yes goy, you VVILL change your community to accomidate literal who newniggers
"i remember when root was admin o algo"
10 minutes on the sharty award
which yeah is just
snca
snopes: true
 
i dont think a lot of people will be happy with what i have to say about most soyjak culture
fauci's smartest goy award goes to you
in order to qualify as a user of these sites all you have to do really is just use the lingo, be young and effectively just use it like it's 4chan, except without all of the coal and the porn
imagine trying to make friends with a group of starngers, who the only things they share with you is speaking English and being young. There are millions of different subcutres they could be in or a part of. If you try to force your own thoughts and feelings to them, they probably arent going to like you. Unless you have max charisma, your chances of being friends with a random group of strangers that have barely anything in common with you is zilch.
if that's not a good enough reason for you and you think i should be using mainstream media instead
letting newniggers do whatever to site community turns it into mainstream niggerslop though. Ask a 4qa user their thoughts on modern /soy/ and its probably not good. I mean we all have been newniggers and acted very green, but at least try to make an attempt to fit in. We do not have to change for you.
i was kicked out of every mainstream circle on discord, reddit, faggit, whatever for saying the n word too much and not liking trannies and in 4chan's case, being a zoomer who doesn't like porn so where else am i supposed to go
sucKKKs to sucKKK
i guess im just a normal nigga in regards to that, that i'm just not obsessed with the shitty angry man drawings
nobody is obsessed with them geg
but if you're like genuinely obsessed with them and you're drawing new "variants" and uploading to and commenting on the booru, it's just not for me tbh.
>making new soyjaks and using the ru... LE OBSESSION
do newfags really?
what i do care about however is wikiGODDING because the future is important and i care way more about what happens in the now rather than all of the shit i dont care about that happened like ages ago that i wasn't around for
according to your logic, making articles about bald man with glasses website is obsession.
 
Even if its queercoded trooncore? I dont think so.
lets be real
what the fuck does this even mean
how to fit in
people don't read shitty instructions on how to fit in, it should happen naturally, like with me. i picked up the lingo from my interactions with users. i barely read the 'ki.
>yes goy, you VVILL change your community to accomidate literal who newniggers
idk what you mean by this specifically but my entire point is that the lore or whatever is just snca and most of it you could probably just watch a few shreddednerd videos to get caught up on all of it and that's it. new members needn't have to read a poorly written document that guides them in how to act, instead just try to fit into the community naturally and also have people focus a lot less on the site's past and look forward to it's future.
imagine trying to make friends with a group of starngers, who the only things they share with you is speaking English and being young
you took what i meant completely out of context
the sharty and the schlog are websites apart of what is commonly known as a "soysphere" which is a community of right leaning edgy young teens who communicate in a slang language called 'lingo or soyspeak, which commonly includes phrases like GEG or HOLY GEMERALD or NIGGER COAL BRIMSTONE or slow burn a24 gem, etc. These things are also in jokes, but it's a part of what makes the community unique. the community is centered around free speech, freedom of expression, predominantly right leaning values but also edgy jokes that people don't take too seriously, for example, despite the talks of "aryanism" and people saying the n word a lot, people from various races and cultures use the schlog and the sharty and are welcome on the site.

i have a lot in common with the schlog in that aspect, i'm fed up with mainstream society and the lack of care for free speech in the modern age, or the over care for being offensive, i like edgy jokes, i like being able to say what i believe and express myself, which is a right you can't get anywhere else on the internet without being "canceled" or whatever. in the soysphere, that doesn't exist, thankfully.
letting newniggers do whatever to site community turns it into mainstream niggerslop though. Ask a 4qa user their thoughts on modern /soy/ and its probably not good. I mean we all have been newniggers and acted very green, but at least try to make an attempt to fit in. We do not have to change for you.
as a newgod
i give not a single fuck
nobody is obsessed with them geg
>soygoy why aren't you drawing bald man with beard and glasses wth
because i dont want to
>thats hecking NAS NAS!!!! NAAAS!!! IAS IS WAY BETTER I LOOOVE SOYJAKS SO MUCH MY LIFE IS LITERALLY OSJYAKS EOMGOGM R
>making new soyjaks and using the ru... LE OBSESSION
do newfags really?
whats the point
all you'd do is trace over someones face, laugh at them for a bit and thats it. theres loads of soyjak attempts that just never even caught on geg.
 
i mean i guess that's why i'm here, i never really cared for anonymity all that much, albeit making a new username for each website you use is infact a good thing.
fair
but all you really need is a good community with good content that will let you be yourself
twitter is down the hall and to the left
so if i'm not the gem that saves the schlog or the soysphere then that'll be someone else and i'll be more than happy to watch their uprising or whatever.
tsmt
should honestly be of no surprise that i care about NAS, my servers are all NAS barely soyjak themed, the schlog attorney court case was literally phoenix wright, a series which I love, but also NAS. I care a lot about NAS things and I want to express how much I love NAS stuff and interests, I don't typically think that IAS is really all that important. if you do then well, good for you i guess
the sharty aint the place for you then. The schlog on the other hand, you can probably find some niche for you or whatever
yuck your yum or anything.
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>the sharty aint the place for you then. The schlog on the other hand, you can probably find some niche for you or whatever
historical revisionismrald
 
lets be real
what the fuck does this even mean
newkike...
people don't read shitty instructions on how to fit in, it should happen naturally, like with me. i picked up the lingo from my interactions with users. i barely read the 'ki.
thats why I said the ki is only a starting point. the only way to properly fit in is to interact.
shreddednerd videos
literal who twitter offsiter
new members needn't have to read a poorly written document that guides them in how to act, instead just try to fit into the community naturally
the ki serves as a guide. its helps you to fit in and become yet another soyteen.
have people focus a lot less on the site's past and look forward to it's future.
does forcing snca count as this xis?
you took what i meant completely out of context
I took it how I saw it. I aint autistic nigga.
the sharty and the schlog are websites apart of what is commonly known as a "soysphere" which is a community of right leaning edgy young teens who communicate in a slang language called 'lingo or soyspeak, which commonly includes phrases like GEG or HOLY GEMERALD or NIGGER COAL BRIMSTONE or slow burn a24 gem, etc. These things are also in jokes, but it's a part of what makes the community unique. the community is centered around free speech, freedom of expression, predominantly right leaning values
doesnt get understand metaphor award
also soot xherself said its not a chud website so us rightwingers arent the main community geg.
also edgy jokes that people don't take too seriously, for example, despite the talks of "aryanism" and people saying the n word a lot
I say this. Niggers are a retarded race though.
i have a lot in common with the schlog in that aspect, i'm fed up with mainstream society and the lack of care for free speech in the modern age, or the over care for being offensive, i like edgy jokes, i like being able to say what i believe and express myself, which is a right you can't get anywhere else on the internet without being "canceled" or whatever. in the soysphere, that doesn't exist, thankfully.
there already are plenty of right wing safe spaces for you chuddy.
i like being able to say what i believe and express myself, which is a right you can't get anywhere else on the internet without being "canceled" or whatever. in the soysphere, that doesn't exist, thankfully.
you get called a pedo nigger and being made fun of for posting things that dont fit in da kulchur o algo. nobody will stop just because you put soyteen for your gender.
as a newgod
i give not a single fuck
not a soyteen award
>soygoy why aren't you drawing bald man with beard and glasses wth
because i dont want to
>thats hecking NAS NAS!!!! NAAAS!!! IAS IS WAY BETTER I LOOOVE SOYJAKS SO MUCH MY LIFE IS LITERALLY OSJYAKS EOMGOGM R
>soygoy why aren't you drawing bald man with beard and glasses wth
<because i dont want to
>thats hecking NAS NAS!!!! NAAAS!!! IAS IS WAY BETTER I LOOOVE SOYJAKS SO MUCH MY LIFE IS LTERALLY OSJYAKS EOMGOGM R
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>soygoy why aren't you drawing bald man with beard and glasses wth
because i dont want to
>thats hecking NAS NAS!!!! NAAAS!!! IAS IS WAY BETTER I LOOOVE SOYJAKS SO MUCH MY LIFE IS LITERALLY OSJYAKS EOMGOGM R
its le soy boy woah jack site after all. even then, nobody gets mad at you for for most of the snca nas you do here, except if you post fotm brim.
whats the point
all you'd do is trace over someones face, laugh at them for a bit and thats it. theres loads of soyjak attempts that just never even caught on geg.
this is bad because..?
 
this is just an autistic thermonuclear snca argument though its over
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