VOTE! Soyjak CYOA

[Soyteen Liker]

 

[greg]

It’s PPP for me

 

[Fagon]

 

[Watt]

 

[Ytsuken]

'Plier of course

 

[Thrembolone]

PPP

 

[LeHombre]

It's a Cobby (Cobson) for me w

 

[Cobbert]

I choose Feraljak. Now I can generate infinite medicine, including super expensive meds that cost a fortune to produce, for free. I sell that and become a billionaire.

 

[Ytsuken]

I choose Feraljak. Now I can generate infinite medicine, including super expensive meds that cost a fortune to produce, for free. I sell that and become a billionaire.

Yeah but I don't wanna eat ze bugs
Also, that would just devalue medicine, remember the laws of supply and demand

 

[Soyteen Liker]

I choose Feraljak. Now I can generate infinite medicine, including super expensive meds that cost a fortune to produce, for free. I sell that and become a billionaire.

I think the "free for you" would imply that it's only for your consumption, otherwise that would be too OP

 

[Cobbert]

Yeah but I don't wanna eat ze bugs
Also, that would just devalue medicine, remember the laws o supply and demand

Improving the world by making all medicine free for everyone would be pretty good too tbqh

I think the "free for you" would imply that it's only for your consumption, otherwise that would be too OP

Shame, but I'd still get access to medicinial weed so I can at least get high whenever I want to. Also free HRT

 

[Ytsuken]

Improving the world by making all medicine free for everyone would be pretty good too tbqh

Kys commie

 

[Cobbert]

Kys commie

How the fuck is it commie, there is no redistribution involved. I'm literally ending the scarcity of a resource like how commies wish they could

 

[Ytsuken]

How the fuck is it commie, there is no redistibution involved. I'm literally ending the scarcity of a resource like how commies wish they could

>I'm gonna (((improve))) the world by making stuff (((free)))!
>What? no, I'm not a commie
Retard

 

[lifesucksthenyoudie]

• Soyak: Trash option, I don't want to be a liberal arts major or a vegan
• Muscle Chud: Pretty good option, but I think I'd rather be buff through hard work and exercise
• Wholesomejak: Bad option, I don't want to be manipulated by sociopaths
• Cobson: This would be fun for a few days but it'd probably get exhausting fast, probably like being a celebrity minus the Goonclown tier parties
• PPP: That's called being autistic, I'd consider it if I was at least able to switch my special interest every now and then though
• A24: Memorizing movie scripts is actually a pretty neat skill but I don't want to defend trash like Everything Everywhere All at Once so I'll pass
• Neutralplier: One of the better options here, being unbothered is a good thing
• Impjak: Pass, I don't want to fuck up my ear size and Swedish is one of the easiest languages to learn if you know English anyway
• DOCTOS: Summoning superheroes is pretty cool, no matter if they're able to help you or not
• Feraljak: Probably the most practical option but I wouldn't get much use out of it until I'm old, also I don't want to eat bugs
• Two Pointing Soyjaks: The pointing schtick would get old fast

In short: Neutralplier > DOCTOS > Feraljak > Muscle Chud > Two Pointing Soyjaks > PPP > A24 > Cobson > Wholesomejak > Soyak > Impjak

 

[Cobbert]

I'm gonna (((improve))) the world by making stuff (((free)))!
What? no, I'm not a commie

 

[Ytsuken]

Impjak so I can speak Swedish for free without even trying

But you'd have giant ears

 

[Watt]

But you'd have giant ears

so?