SMV - The Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny

@Warrior-Z has to be batman
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Chugsjak should be Godzilla because he is the heaviest soyjak in terms of weight, and is also one of the largest
 
are we doing only variants? or characters like nate and jartycuck too?
 
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my next question is do we use the original lyrics or make new parody ones? it would be pretty gemmy to make it all sharty references if we can make it rhyme
 
We don't have to use these, just some parody lyric submissions from thread. Archiving for posterity, gives an idea of how it could be gemmy with unique lyrics
Let's decide on what we will do for the lyrics, original or not, then get the jaks done

Old Feraljak was hopping around
Soyjak party like a big playground
When suddenly Cobson burst from the sea
And hit Feraljak with a bbc
Feraljak got pissed and began to make flood
But didn't expect to be died by Chud
Who proceeded to open up a can of soy duel
When Wholesome Gapejak came out of the blue
And he started beating up Chuduille O'Neal
Then they both got flattened by the Frogibile
But before it could make it back to the Discord
A24jak popped out of his board
And took a gemmy slowburn kino out from under his back
And blew Cobson away with a tran-ny-ack-ack
But he ran out of bullets and he ran away
Because Selfish lil Fuck came to kill the day
This is the ultimate soydown of ultimate sharstiny
Gemmys, bad brims and vantablacks, as far as the science sees
And only one will get banned, I wonder who it will be
This is the ultimate soydown of ultimate sharstiny
(cont)
 
Feraljak took a bite out of Selfish lil Fuck
Like The Jannys choose what to ban out of luck
And then Chud came back covered in a TND
But ImpishJak jumped out and landed on his d(ick)
And Cobson was injured and trying to get steady
When A24jak came back with a /qa/
But suddenly something caught his leg and he tripped
two soyjaks pointing took him out with their whip
Then they saw Feraljak sneaking up from behind
And they reached for their gems which they just couldn't find
'Cause Cobson stole them and he shot and he missed
And Impishjak deflected it with his fist
Then he jumped in the air and he did a dancing swede
While a24jak tried to seed feed
Onto Selfish lil Fuck but they collided in the air
Then they both got hit by a Thougher stare
This is the ultimate soydown of ultimate sharstiny
Gemmys, bad brims and vantablacks, as far as the science sees
And only one will get banned, I wonder who it will be
This is the ultimate soydown
Trannys sang out an immaculate chorus
Down from the heavens descended Neutral mark
Who delivered a thread which could shatter bones
Into the crotches of two soyjaks those
Who fell over on the ground, writhing in tears
As Cobson changed back into God here
But Mark saw through his clever disguise
And he crushed Cobson's head in between his thighs
Then Old Euromutt and Amerimutt
And NikoCado avocado's Huge big gyatt
And even n a s sidson, and Darkiplier
And Sopranojak, and the science lover
Fingerboy, Ongezeligjak, Jacobson, and Pissluffare
Nojak, Smugsoyquack, every single Jak'im Postare
Bill S. Chuckston and Theodore Sneedgan
Marge, Lee Garge, Don Targe, and Bin laden
All came out of nowhere lightning fast
And they kicked Neutral mark in xis raisinty ass
It was the gemmiest battle that the world ever saw
With soyteenagers looking on in total awe
The fight raged on for a century
Many lives were claimed but eventually
The champion stood, the rest saw their avert
Mr. Frooter in a blood stained trans shirt
This is the ultimate soydown of ultimate sharstiny
Gemmys, bad brims and vantablacks, as far as the science sees
And only one will get banned, I wonder who it will be
This is the ultimate soydown (This is the ultimate soydown)
This is the ultimate soydown (This is the ultimate soydown)
This is the ultimate soydown of ultimate sharstiny
 
Lyric 2:
>Old chudzilla was hopping around
>Soyjak city like a big playground
>When suddenly Spadeson burst from the shade
>And hit chudzilla with a bait grenade
>Chudzilla got pissed and began to attack
>But didn't expect to be straight up blacked
>By spadeson's boyfriend, the big black bull
>When the foodist 'cord spammer came out of the blue
>And he started posting 'p and TND
>Then the FBI came and got to raping
>But before they could make it back to the gooncave
>The jartycuck just popped out of his grave
>And took a terabyte of 'p out his foreskin
>And he shot it hard enough to give abortions
>But he ran out of 'p and he ran away
>Because Nate Higgers came down to save the day
<This is the ultimate showdown
<Of soyjak.party
<Good goys, bad goys, and school shooters
<And also my blacked clitty
<And only one 'jak survives
<I wonder who it will be
<This is the ultimate showdown
<Of soyjak.party

>Chudzilla took a bite out of Soytan's behind
>Like my dad did to me when I was 5
>And then the blacks came back covered in tire tracks
>But Nate stopped that and he made them ACK
>And Spadeson was injured and trying to get steady
>But Solomon Henderson was loaded and ready
>But suddenly something caught his leg and he tripped
>The plantation owner took him out with his whip
>Then he saw Troonella sneaking up from behind
>And he reached for his mirror which he just couldn't find
>Cause Spadeson pointed it at the sun and he hit
>But the bull absorbed it with his dick
>Then he jumped in the air and he did a somersault
>While ol' Troonella tried to pole vault
>Onto 'Cordimus prime, but they collided in the air
>Then they both died from smelling the black's bull's pair
(cont)
 
<This is the ultimate showdown
<Of soyjak.party
<Good goys, bad goys, and school shooters
<And also my blacked clitty
<And only one 'jak survives
<I wonder who it will be
<This is the ultimate showdown
<Of soyjak.party

>Angels sang out, in immaculate chorus
>As down from the heavens, descended Cobson Norris
>Who took out his leg, and delivered a kick
>Right into the remnants of Troonella's dick
>Who fell over on the ground, writhing in pain
>While the frogposters gossiped about how soycucks are lame
>But Nate wasn't having it with the frogposters lies
>And he stabbed them all in their steganographic eyes
>Then Georgie the black, and Derek the White, and my wife Soytan complete with her two black eyes, and the cheeto Mussolini, and a jew peenie, Cowboy Joel and Miko the Genie, Slopjaks, X invaders, raisinoko, /raid/ rangers, Lee G Goldson and Adolf Hitler, Kuz, Soot, Froot, Moot, and blue Squidward all came out of nowhere lightning fast and they kicked Cobson Norris in his gemless ass
>It was the gemmiest soyduel that the 'log ever saw with 4cuckers looking on in total awe
>The fight raged on till the jannies cleaned
>Many 'jaks were spammed but eventually
>The champion stood, the rest saw their better
>Swedish imp in a poop-throwing sweater
<This is the ultimate showdown
<Of soyjak.party
<Good goys, bad goys, and school shooters
<And also my blacked clitty
<And only one 'jak survives
<I wonder who it will be
<This is the ultimate showdown
<(This is the ultimate showdown)
<This is the ultimate showdown
<(This is the ultimate showdown)
<This is the ultimate showdown
<Of soyjak.party
 
i like the lyrics, i think 'chudzilla' could be replaced with one of the mutts.
>Old Shitoko was brapping around (i think meximutt and shitoko are interchangable at this point, sometimes one rolls off the tongue better than the other in the song doe)
>Cancun city like his goon cave, now.

>and hit meximutt with a bait grenade.
 
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