Schlog Nation RP Diplomacy

[StudioCaca]

unrelated but i think it would be cool if you guys do random worldwide or regionwide events that affect the surrounding nations positively or negatively like diseases etc.

Doing this, ima roll one dice per Region of the world

 

[SoytanEnthusiast]

@Swede
Last turn when I went to Aquilae I saw this other landmass. Can I go there? Roll for me plez

 

[Xiuhcoyotl]

you guys are fucking faggots @Xiuhcoyotl trade with me please

i'm saving my copper and tin to make bronze. i could give u obsidian-bladed weapons doe.

 

[jimbo]

i'm saving my copper and tin to make bronze. i could give u obsidian-bladed weapons doe.

please do

 

[SoytanEnthusiast]

i want to build farms

Alr, you already have an abundance of plants so you're playing agriculturalist I see

 

[Xiuhcoyotl]

please do

alr, but u have to give me some gems. my jewelry box is looking empty rn.

 

[Jimb0]

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@Swede
Last turn when I went to Aquilae I saw this other landmass. Can I go there? Roll for me plez

All the sailors swear on their gods that they saw a bunch of islands to the north but the captain swears he hasn't seen anything (a confusing report, choose what to do next)

Spoiler: c

 

[Chvd33p]

sorry nigga I just wanted to expand or whatever
I send a few diplomats to your land to negotiate

Alright
Your envoys arrive at a different zone that's not occupied by extremists clittycels, this time located at the northern side of your last expedition, and are welcomed, A public meeting is held with the troops that massacred your men earlier, and then later turns into turmoil, thus increasing the anguish within the east side of the territory (this happens outside of your current location so no involvement of your side on this for now)
I excuse myself in the name of the Monasqrites that attacked you out of the blue, and I'm willing to give reparations so long as you don't do anything rash after this (this was said with gestures, as we don't know each other languages)

 

[SoytanEnthusiast]

All the sailors swear on their gods that they saw a bunch of islands to the north but the captain swears he hasn't seen anything (a confusing report, choose what to do next)

Spoiler: c

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King Naram-Anu talks with his top oracle and eventually decides to go through with this plan. The captain refuses to attend the ship so roll with -1 or -2 or whatever

 

[Xiuhcoyotl]

making written language rn (script)

 

[SoytanEnthusiast]

making written language rn

I made it first bozo you're gonna get my sloppy seconds

 

[Xiuhcoyotl]

I made it first bozo you're gonna get my sloppy seconds
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yeah, but i err...

i have alligator leather

 

[Thrembolone]

I send some shamans with za pipe with za zaza to try and establish better communication with United fruit (learn their language and shit) @Thrembolone will you accept to hit dat shit is loud af nigga fr straigth up god's gift
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yea nigga lets hit it

 

[StudioCaca]

GODLY EVENTS!!!
17 north east The skies are illimunated by beautifull Northern Ligths leading to a religious fever and huge boost to population happiness
14 south east A ligth rain hits the south east leading to sligthly better crop yield
12 Golan Islands A migration of gigantic sea monsters (whales) passes through your waters leading but harder sea travel but also a possible good food source if you decide to hunt some of the whales
7 West Sea A Storm arrives and makes sea travel much more dangerous -4 to dice result for all sea travel for the rest of the turn
18 West Desert The gods bless you with a rare rain giving you a small boost to food production but a large boost to population happiness
1 Northern Mountain Desert The god of niggers takes a shit in the desert and his farts are so strong that it creates a sand storm full of parasitic worm eggs if you do not contain the spread of the parasites other nations will be infected next turn
13 Middle Desert A crazy man is born and preaches to anyone who dares listen to him that he is god you may choose to trust his or not

 

[StudioCaca]

View attachment 136402GODLY EVENTS!!!
17 north east The skies are illimunated by beautifull Northern Ligths leading to a religious fever and huge boost to population happiness
14 south east A ligth rain hits the south east leading to sligthly better crop yield
12 Golan Islands A migration of gigantic sea monsters (whales) passes through your waters leading but harder sea travel but also a possible good food source if you decide to hunt some of the whales
7 West Sea A Storm arrives and makes sea travel much more dangerous -4 to dice result for all sea travel for the rest of the turn
18 West Desert The gods bless you with a rare rain giving you a small boost to food production but a large boost to population happiness
1 Northern Mountain Desert The god of niggers takes a shit in the desert and his farts are so strong that it creates a sand storm full of parasitic worm eggs if you do not contain the spread of the parasites other nations will be infected next turn
13 Middle Desert A crazy man is born and preaches to anyone who dares listen to him that he is god you may choose to trust his or not

@Swede you are the only nation with the 1 what will you do to stop the spread of the worms?

 

[265121297]

From King of Tanni, King of the Universe Naram-Anu to the Kings of the Four Corners of the World:
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@Swede
@RTErdogan
@265121297
@'gatorfag sl33p

(I sent envoys o algo)
(those are the corners to me at least)

I have built in my land a new city, a glorious city and a glorious temple. Etemenkiš (temple of the foundations of the universe), Ziggurat of Kiššatu, I made it, the wonder of the people of the world, I raised its top to the heavens, made doors for the gates, and I covered it with bitumen and bricks. I have made a city around it, I have called it Kiššatu, and I have made this city large and it's people bountiful. I have raised the temple high and I have made it pierce the skies. I have raised it high, I have made it 130 cubits. (one cubit is 50cm) I welcome all to see my temple I have built up.

I, the god-emperor of mymorea will personally visit your city as a sign of our friendship. I also request that you allow my engineers to study your temple and learn the techniques involved in building it.

Separately I also want to discover a way to build more durable ships that are better suited for colonisation.

 

[SoytanEnthusiast]

Separately I also want to discover a way to build more durable ships that are better suited for colonisation.

You should ask the Golans which are like right down south from my nation. Some of them know Tanni so you'll be able to speak to them.

I, the god-emperor of mymorea will personally visit your city as a sign of our friendship. I also request that you allow my engineers to study your temple and learn the techniques involved in building it.

Dm sent

 

[StudioCaca]

yea nigga lets hit it

After fraternizing i offer living specimens of the plants for you to cultivate and my remaining gems (will need to be transported as i did not send the gems with the shaman) in exchange for Bronze weapons for my army

 

[SoytanEnthusiast]

13 Middle Desert A crazy man is born and preaches to anyone who dares listen to him that he is god you may choose to trust his or not

Ask him for proof

 

[Thrembolone]

After fraternizing i offer living specimens of the plants for you to cultivate and my remaining gems (will need to be transported as i did not send the gems with the shaman) in exchange for Bronze weapons for my army

sure