/calm/ Sad stories of the blog

[Zondien]

The sad tale of Meursalt the cucked:
Back in the day, a regular user like us. Posted notmal stuff, even won a schunger game just because. All went well, until his mind got played by terry pooner, she wanted to send him nudes, how could you refute as such a gooner? And Meursault's mind fell ill. That must have activated his pajeet genes, but everyone knew terry wouldn't even send him her feet.
As the time came and the nudes didn't, Meursalt would try to become a rizzler. Women was all he could post about, first through flattery, but then rage with great salt.
The women felt like George Floyd, all schlog girls were terrorised by this moid.

The sad tale of Acro, the Encrusted:
Blud posted about his anal habits on a site where he also posted his face. Not much more needs to be said

 

[KingCargo]

SNCA.

 

[Zondien]

SNCA.

But don't you feel sad by these heart wrenching stories?

 

[Catter]

SECA

 

[dataminedandproud]

i care about this

 

[Meursault]

SNCA.

The sad tale of Meursalt the cucked:
Back in the day, a regular user like us. Posted notmal stuff, even won a schunger game just because. All went well, until his mind got played by terry pooner, she wanted to send him nudes, how could you refute as such a gooner? And Meursault's mind fell ill. That must have activated his pajeet genes, but everyone knew terry wouldn't even send him her feet.
As the time came and the nudes didn't, Meursalt would try to become a rizzler. Women was all he could post about, first through flattery, but then rage with great salt.
The women felt like George Floyd, all schlog girls were terrorised by this moid.

The sad tale of Acro, the Encrusted:
Blud posted about his anal habits on a site where he also posted his face. Not much more needs to be said

this sucks kys.

 

[Zondien]

Mad cause I wrote a trvth nuke

 

[Zondien]

Here's the thing @Meursault: to flirt with women, you need to be cold. Not being too nice licking their feet but also not being to hostile by whining like leaky whiny cel. You should say something like: "Hey, if you gave me a blowjob, I wouldn't give a shit. But I would say thank you or whatever"

 

[Meursault]

Here's the thing @Meursault: to flirt with women, you need to be cold. Not being too nice licking their feet but also not being to hostile by whining like leaky whiny cel. You should say something like: "Hey, if you gave me a blowjob, I wouldn't give a shit. But I would say thank you or whatever"

let me try
@Soyteen Liker sup, if you gave me a blowjob, I wouldn't care that much. but I would say thank you or something along those lines.

 

[baqqrih]

this sucks kys.

It sounds pretty true to me, Meerkat.

 

[Meursault]

It sounds pretty true to me, Meerkat.

It's not that true some info is being misconstrued.

 

[baqqrih]

It's not that true some info is being misconstrued.

Like?

 

[Meursault]

Like?

well for starters, I rejected terry's nudes, I'm only lamenting about them now because chimp's demoted.

 

[baqqrih]

well for starters, I rejected terry's nudes, I'm only lamenting about them now because chimp's demoted.

So you've been down in the dumps all this time because you didn't get to see a disabled whore's tits? What the fuck?

 

[Meursault]

So you've been down in the dumps all this time because you didn't get to see a disabled whore's tits? What the fuck?

hey, its a once in a lifetime opportunity and I threw it away to be "fair" and now my janny pick is deceased, my efforts were for naught.

 

[NigKiller_Tojo]

well for starters, I rejected terry's nudes, I'm only lamenting about them now because chimp's demoted.

stop being degenerate

 

[baqqrih]

its a once in a lifetime opportunity

Yeah, so is throwing yourself off of a cliff. This is nothing to feel sorrowful over, dumbass. Go outside and find an actual woman if they're what you think'll give you so much joy.

 

[ribbon]

the sad story of the shlognigger who tripped in a banana peel and died

 

[265121297]

hey, its a once in a lifetime opportunity and I threw it away to be "fair" and now my janny pick is deceased, my efforts were for naught.

Why are you lamenting missing the chance to see disabled pooner nudes several months after it happened? It’s kind of pathetic.

 

[ribbon]

Why are you lamenting missing the chance to see disabled pooner nudes several months after it happened? It’s kind of pathetic.

he wasnt gonna get them if he did it anyways