Autism r/reddit you can choose any superpower but first person that replys to you chooses your weakness.

[Slvt4BIBISI]

I wish I could go invisible.

 

[greg]

Everytime you go invisible, a black KANG dies.

I wish for every power

 

[Soyteen Liker]

Everytime you go invisible, a black KANG dies.

I wish for every power

Granted. Your weakness is that you're now God and have his responsibility.

I wish I could shapeshift

 

[Stephen]

Granted, but only if you think about it really hard 24/7
I wish for longer fingers

 

[_account]

Granted, but only if you think about it really hard 24/7
I wish for longer fingers

Your toes become shorter. Cause and effect, it gets us all.

 

[Mongoloigul]

You have an axewound
Invincibility

 

[Slvt4BIBISI]

You have an axewound
Invincibility

You still feel all the pain as normal.
Self cloning.

 

[Mongoloigul]

All your clones have Down Syndrome
Teleportation

 

[dino]

All your clones have Down Syndrome
Teleportation

cant teleport more than 100 meters away and has a cooldown of 15 minutes

levitation

 

[gem_river]

You can levitate for a maximum of only 2 meters above the ground

superstrength

 

[Mongoloigul]

Your break your bones everytime you use your superstrength
Bullet time (like in Max Payne)

 

[Chesnaught]

You regularly trip over legs that aren't really there.
I wish for the ability to live through any of my hecking favorite woahboysoyjack video games/books in first person for a few days each month. (I couldn't think of anything I actually wanted that much.)

 

[265121297]

You regularly trip over legs that aren't really there.
I wish for the ability to live through any of my hecking favorite woahboysoyjack video games/books in first person for a few days each month. (I couldn't think of anything I actually wanted that much.)

You’re a normal person in the game and don’t meet the main characters or influence the narrative.

I want omniscience.

 

[jimbo]

i want a clone that can do everything for me so i can be a lazy fuck

 

[Chesnaught]

You’re a normal person in the game and don’t meet the main characters or influence the narrative.

I want omniscience.

Ironically, I was kind of hoping for that.

i want a clone that can do everything for me so i can be a lazy fuck

Granted, you're always bothered by the feeling of your toes touching each other.
I want the poster below to get double of whatever power wish the person below him asks for, as well as the side effects/drawbacks.

 

[TurkRoach]

Whenever you fart you always shit yourself

I want to go back and forward in time

you have a 5% chance to be stuck in that time everytime you travel.
I don't excrete waste anymore (poo)

 

[jimbo]

I don't excrete waste anymore (poo)

your piss becomes shit
i don't have to eat/drink to stay alive

 

[Lettuce]

your piss becomes shit
i don't have to eat/drink to stay alive

you still lose weight if you dont eat and drink
i want to be able to kill people over hte internet

 

[jimbo]

i want to be able to kill people over hte internet

every person you kill will haunt you until the day you die
i want to be able to run fast as fuck

 

[WholesomeNigger]

every person you kill will haunt you until the day you die
i want to be able to run fast as fuck

not if i make their dead lives miserable by acting like daniel larson 24/7