/calm/ Pregnancy Megathread

[Neutralplier]

>>>>Started talking about sex in the pregnancy thread award

 

[Sneeder]

>>>>>Started talking about sex in the pregnancy thread award

 

[Neutralplier]

>>>>>>Started talking about sex in the pregnancy thread award

 

[Sneeder]

>>>>>>>Started talking about sex in the pregnancy thread award

 

[Stephen]

You’re right. Enough sex, we need to discuss pregnancy.
My mother had me, her first child, at 30, and I was kept in the hospital for a few weeks or so. She had her last child at 38, whom then had to be kept in the hospital for a month or a few months, I don’t recall. How can this be prevented? Would it run in the family? The only idea I have was that having children earlier would mitigate this, but nowadays I’m thinking that maybe the various food chemicals and other pollutants in food, drink, clothes, etc could be to blame.

 

[NT]

>u-uuuwaaaaa~ OmO i-i let my boifwendu do a cummy cum in my boipuccccwie ~! and he didn't wear a boicondomO////O a-am I gonna get fagpreggers now??? 3: I is to young to be a boimother >///< c-can I getsies a boibortion? ÓuÒ c-can I pay my boinecologist with my boipucccccwie-wucie? O///< p-perhaps i c-could offer him with a pint of my tasty boimilk ;3 o-or maybe I'll ask if he will accept a pint of my sticky boisyrup instead UwU
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Wtf thats gross

 

[Sneeder]

Wtf thats literally me

 

[NT]

Kys kike you didnt see nuffin

 

[Sneeder]

MOODS fix the derail. We haven't impregnated anybody yet.

 

[NT]

MOODS fix the derail. We haven't impregnated anybody yet.

Who will go first

 

[Sneeder]

Who will go first

Soytan I dunno, anyone user here willing to get pregnant or algo?

 

[NT]

Soytan I dunno, anyone user here willing to get pregnant or algo?

Your mom

 

[Fake20Dollarbill]

MOODS fix the derail. We haven't impregnated anybody yet.

I donated my sperm to a childless nigger dyke, AMA

 

[Fake20Dollarbill]

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nusois....

 

[NT]

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Fuck you kike TND now

 

[Redditor]

Any of you plan to get your lady pregnant (with consent)? Dawg it's only been two years since I graduated HS and former classmates are already starting a family

 

[Fake20Dollarbill]

Any of you plan to get your lady pregnant (with consent)? Dawg it's only been two years since I graduated HS and former classmates are already starting a family View attachment 49461

I haven't been in a relationship in over 6 months, the only thing I been getting pregnant is my mattress

 

[Gem Control]

Any of you plan to get your lady pregnant (with consent)? Dawg it's only been two years since I graduated HS and former classmates are already starting a family View attachment 49461

 

[Stephen]

I’m still waiting for the boyfriend-free girl I fancy enough to make my own, but this isn’t Enter Relationship General this is Pregnancy General! We are forward thinking here! As such, we must research and discuss pregnancy so we are not caught with our pants down(haha) when the time comes(haha).
We should make a /c/ - Child General thread to follow up this, where we can cultivate our parenting methods for our future families.
Anyways, I heard somewhere that the female orgasm raises acidity or something like that and makes it more likely to have a son or so I’ve heard. Probably a rumor that exists to make fun of guys with daughters, but I am curious as to the idea. I hope all of this inspires you to look into pregnancy and the surrounding topics, and I hope all of you get to experience the miracle of parenthood.
“For as woman came from man, so also man is born of woman. But everything comes from God.”
-1 Corinthians 11:12

 

[Sneeder]

New pregnancy toss just dropped