Predict the future crime of the person above you

[jimbo]

failing to pay child support

 

[evandoe]

Kidnapping and rape

 

[Alabama Penis Man]

attemping a suicide bombing but failing to detonate the vest

Illegal possession and distribution of the following:

• • 5 grams ibuprofen
  • 2500mg magnesium
  • 5 edibles
  • 3 packs of Camel Blue Wides
  • 60mg Adderall snorted
  • Half a football cooked
  • 2 bottled Wild Irish Rose
  • 1 bottle Buckfast (smuggled)
  • George Floyd Runners
  • George Floyd Royal Flush
  • 1984 Monte Carlo (393 big block swap)
  • 2 condoms (xhir pleasure)
  • Stolen Chuck for a drill press (in the pocket)
  • $43.07 (acquired)
  • 5 gallon gas can (empty)
  • Taco Bell bean burrito (half eaten)
  • Comically sized rock (heavy)
  • 5 cans of gold spray paint
  • Whippet chargers (there's like 10 left)
  • (GammaMaxx 2063v2.0 Platinum Edition)
  • @terrycrews
  • 2 troglodytes (unkempt)
  • 8 ball "dry wall" "snuff can" "piss stinchery"
  • 1 3.5oz America's Best Golden Blend Loose Leaf Chewing Tobacco
  • "Bump box"
  • 3 C chargers

 

[kars cosplay guy]

Alabama vagina rape

 

[meijak]

Selling pirated anime jpegs

 

[Meursault]

Assault with a Deadly Weapon.

 

[chrisgriffinirl]

Sexual Harassment

 

[kars cosplay guy]

Mass murder