Soy post ‘oyquotes

[snuffereet]

>don’t touch my pizza
>don’t touch my jelly
>i don’t like blue cheese cuz it is really smelly

 

[SoytanEnthusiast]

>don’t touch my pizza
>don’t touch my jelly
>i don’t like blue cheese cuz it is really smelly

 

[Itransheartblox]

>Waiter waiter!
<Yes sir?
>There is a spider in my soup
<Don't worry sir the spider on the bread roll will get him.

 

[snuffereet]

>Would you like to hear a joke? Das builder is building a haus, when suddenly he falls on his bottom!
<Excuse me, sir?