Datamining Non-Anonymous Confession Thread

[Stephen]

Admit whatever you want other people to know from you here
I do not like strawberries

 

[basil]

Are you in a 'cord server with Ximmy?

yeah

 

[UendeligKamp]

I have grown to dislike @basil

 

[jerry_blevins]

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you have cord?

 

[Chvd33p]

yeah

Why...

 

[dino]

yeah

call him a gay pedo jartycuck and post this

 

[1844 or Something]

I remember my crazy ex girlfriend from freshman year would try to talk to me about her weird hand fetish. I was really clueless and asked her if holding hands in public would be weird and she laughed at me. I still see her in classes sometimes and it makes me want to kill myself

Just reminded me that this one girl who was in my friend group, but not very close to me, told me that I look like I have a nose fetish. I got so defensive, but that just made it look like I really did have one

 

[Stephen]

I'm back after anus gave me a WEEK BAN for posting the same message TWICE HERE
IN MY OWN THREAD
I REGRET NOTHING!!!!!!!!!

 

[8doe]

I'm back after anus gave me a WEEK BAN for posting the same message TWICE HERE
IN MY OWN THREAD
I REGRET NOTHING!!!!!!!!!

smallpenis LOL!!!!

 

[Neal]

Nikolai Aleksandrovich Holstein-Gottorp Romanov wrote that

you left five more middle names out.

 

[Jimb0]

you left five more middle names out.

I ain't writing all that bs out nigga

 

[Digital Cheese]

- I am 5'5" (noting this bc someone else claimed they were 5'10" yet short)
- When I was 12-13~, I almost used a metal fork to get waffles out of a toaster, having been stopped by a family member which I believe prevented me from getting shocked (the toaster went off which is why, for some reason, i thought it was safe)
- When I was in Kindergarten, some kid wouldn't give me a yellow crayon even after I asked nicely, so I slammed his hand into his crayon-box
- Some kid in 5th grade gave me his DSiXL to hold on to so he wouldn't get in trouble with his parents, as he snuck it yet was grounded. I was planning on giving it back to him the next day we were in class together as we had the last-hour so could get away with giving game consoles, but he checked out early, and the next day after that, the whole COVID thing began. I tried to return it to him in 7th grade, since I had finally seen him again (6th grade i think he was doing virtual-schooling unlike me), but he said I could keep the DSi after all of that time, so I just have a free DSi sitting around. I have since modded that DSi so I have a ton of cool stuff on it like Flipnote Studio, hiyaCFW, etc etc etc. Later in 7th grade, i was homeschooled, and I didn't see him at all in 8th bc I was also homeschooled there.

Nothing else I can think of that I would confess geg.

 

[Jimb0]

I almost used a metal fork to get waffles out of a toaster

I did that too until my mom called me a retard for doing that
I also sometimes fry and heat up burgers in the toaster

 

[Digital Cheese]

- This is the first Schlog thread that I have read in its entirety

 

[alonso]

I haven't eaten dinner yet

 

[SUPERNIGGA]

As I type this my asshole burns from shitting pure diarrheawater.

 

[Jimb0]

I dislocated (or broken id remember anymore) my ankle when I jumped off the second floor into a big trashcan to skip school
everyone got to go like 10 minutes after (fucking obsessed school security)

 

[Jimb0]

One time me and my friend found a dead dog in a bog we spraypainted rip on the little fella and named him Choolz, we kept gegging about it for the whole year

 

[1844 or Something]

I forgot what I was gonna confess to, sorry guys

 

[1844 or Something]

One time I stole the 1k get in the non-anonymous confession thread.

 

[kars cosplay guy]

I like limbus company