Datamining Non-Anonymous Confession Thread

[Stephen]

Admit whatever you want other people to know from you here
I do not like strawberries

 

[Mist]

Nikolai Aleksandrovich Holstein-Gottorp Romanov wrote that

Don't forget the Zionberg!

 

[Xiuhcoyotl]

Don't forget the Zionberg!

Don't forget to kys!

 

[1844 or Something]

My first time buying drugs, he said "don't come up front, come through the side"
When I got there, I saw the front door, and I saw the garage off to the side.
I walked right into the garage, where a bunch of 40 year old men were watching football, and I just stood there. One of them said, "grab yourself a beer why don't you" and I realized I was retarded for just standing there, so I said "oh uh... I'm [drug dealer]'s friend."
Turns out I was supposed to NOT show up and talk to his father, but I was actually meant to go around to the back of his house where his father wouldn't see me. Oops.

 

[centurywalker]

Out of Edwin? Why would I do that to him?

just in case he does a bad thing

 

[𝗠𝗞𝗖]

the only time i stand to pee is when im in a public restroom

 

[basil]

the only time i stand to pee is when im in a public restroom

i use a stall to pee everywhere i go

 

[Xiuhcoyotl]

i mostly eat eggs and drink milk

 

[𝗠𝗞𝗖]

i use a stall to pee everywhere i go

same
id rather hold it in and be miserable for 30 minutes than unzip my pants at a urinal, fucking nasty

 

[Xiuhcoyotl]

same
id rather hold it in and be miserable for 30 minutes than unzip my pants at a urinal, fucking nasty

what's wrong with urinals?

 

[Xiuhcoyotl]

i really like eggs and for some reason, I like salt too

 

[𝗠𝗞𝗖]

what's wrong with urinals?

not all of them are bad ig but the ones at my high school were fucking nasty
like one time i saw a clogged one filled with piss that had a pisslogged roll of toilet paper jammed in it

 

[Xiuhcoyotl]

not all of them are bad ig but the ones at my high school were fucking nasty
like one time i saw a clogged one filled with piss that had a pisslogged roll of toilet paper jammed in it

high school has nasty restrooms in general. i try my best to hold it in due to them being nasty.

 

[SoySpotter]

i think mulletjaks (if you can even call it a 'jak) are kinda gemmy.

 

[𝗠𝗞𝗖]

Spoiler: autistic

im probably a bit of a coomer but i dont use porn at all, in fact i never have except maybe like twice and i felt disgusted after. i have a good mind's eye and it stays contained in my mind, there aren't any network packets being sent out to let my ISP know lol
i dont want to get my devices dirty either, fucking nasty

 

[Twostripe]

I prefer wearing band aids made for kids with cute animals on them, as opposed to the generic boring looking adult ones.

 

[Jimb0]

I prefer wearing band aids made for kids with cute animals on them, as opposed to the generic boring looking adult ones.

Ah, yes, a true gentleman, I might even say enjoyer
I have a bunch of pirate ones

 

[Joe Biden]

heard a loud -ACK above me

 

[evandoe]

I prefer wearing band aids made for kids with cute animals on them, as opposed to the generic boring looking adult ones.

Ah, yes, a true gentleman, I might even say enjoyer
I have a bunch of pirate ones
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I think @X Immigrant will enjoy dissecting this frame by frame

 

[Jimb0]

I think @X Immigrant will enjoy dissecting this frame by frame

 

[SunniPQTRIQT]

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Are you in a 'cord server with Ximmy?