Datamining Non-Anonymous Confession Thread

[Stephen]

Admit whatever you want other people to know from you here
I do not like strawberries

 

[chrisgriffinirl]

Owning a car and driving it in the city most of the time is a bad idea anyway. Financially speaking.
The public transport would have to be really bad to justify getting yourself a car. I know a dude who's 26 and he's yet to get a driver's license because he lives in the city. He simply has no need for one. I live in a town so I own a car but it is not really that necessary. It certainly is nice though.

that is why i wont be getting a drivers license

 

[Flawless Sparklemoon]

I forgot to wipe once and they keep making fun of me for it

 

[nova]

I forgot to wipe once and they keep making fun of me for it

Rightfully.

 

[Stephen]

I forgot to wipe once and they keep making fun of me for it

So much for flawlessness

 

[Jimb0]

I stole from a grocery store a couple of times when I was 14

 

[DonutHole]

One time I got so drunk that I blacked out and woke up laid out in my backyard in a puddle of my own piss and vomit

 

[DonutHole]

One time I got so drunk that I blacked out and woke up laid out in my backyard in a puddle of my own piss and vomit

Wait nevermind the vomit was AFTER I woke up

 

[DonutHole]

I listen to Katy Perry all the time she's so gemmy

 

[greg]

I stole from a grocery store a couple of times when I was 14

I did this and I still regret it

 

[Victorio]

I stole from a grocery store a couple of times when I was 14

Slavshit is a thief migrant in a Nordic country. Typical.

 

[𝗠𝗞𝗖]

I'm afraid of myself sometimes, just tonight I got into a shouting match with my father over something really stupid (think he wanted me to take something out of the car) and I just exploded in the span of 10-15 minutes. Said some absolutely vile shit too, and when I finally regained "consciousness" I felt awful. Was especially bad because we ended up crying together a little bit, unusual since I've seen him cry maybe 5-6 times in my life.
I can go from being fairly rational to just monkey-brained ballistic thermonuclear kamikaze in such a short amount of time, it honestly makes me wonder if my mind is being hijacked by some supernatural shit.

 

[Gig]

i lost my keys

 

[DonutHole]

I'm afraid of myself sometimes, just tonight I got into a shouting match with my father over something really stupid (think he wanted me to take something out of the car) and I just exploded in the span of 10-15 minutes. Said some absolutely vile shit too, and when I finally regained "consciousness" I felt awful. Was especially bad because we ended up crying together a little bit, unusual since I've seen him cry maybe 5-6 times in my life.
I can go from being fairly rational to just monkey-brained ballistic thermonuclear kamikaze in such a short amount of time, it honestly makes me wonder if my mind is being hijacked by some supernatural shit.

Everytime you get angry over something like that just remember it doesnt actually matter. Like once I got cut off in traffic 2 times in a row and I was about to get angry. Then I remembered it doesn't even matter and I was alright.

 

[Soynic Hedgehog]

They raped me to make beans.
All beans you eat today only exsit because my rape invented them

 

[SoytanEnthusiast]

They raped me to make beans.
All beans you eat today only exsit because my rape invented them

Shit that never happened award

 

[DonutHole]

They raped me to make beans.
All beans you eat today only exsit because my rape invented them

That makes them taste better tbqh

 

[Soynic Hedgehog]

I'm so desensitized to gay porn from using the sharty (cado, thug bait and switch posts, etc) and general imageboard experience, that stuff like incredible gassy, coinslot, and animanian is some of the funniest shit I know of. Ok maybe I lied a little I don't really care for the porn part. I don't like looking at the coinslot, watching incredible gassy or animanian slop, but implications of it are hilarious to me.

 

[greg]

I remember trying to style my hair emo and I got called Jeffery Dahmer when I went to school

 

[Jimb0]

Slavshit is a thief migrant in a Nordic country. Typical.

I was living in Ukraine when I was 14, I never broke the law here or since, god you're so retarded it's hurting my brain

 

[cobbycov]

I remember my crazy ex girlfriend from freshman year would try to talk to me about her weird hand fetish. I was really clueless and asked her if holding hands in public would be weird and she laughed at me. I still see her in classes sometimes and it makes me want to kill myself

whats her @