Datamining Non-Anonymous Confession Thread

[Stephen]

Admit whatever you want other people to know from you here
I do not like strawberries

 

[alonso]

Okay. I knew that. How is this confession worthy? It's like telling us you live in a house and sleep on a bed.

Fine how about something more interesting, I have many scars on my legs because mosquitoes kept on biting me

 

[Wamphyre]

I had testicular torsion but luckily survived with my testicles intact

 

[Retarded_FAG]

I had testicular torsion but luckily survived with my testicles intact

are you still fertile

 

[alonso]

I had testicular torsion but luckily survived with my testicles intact

How did this happen, Was it a crazy ex, shitty prank, or did you it

 

[Wamphyre]

are you still fertile

yea

How did this happen, Was it a crazy ex, shitty prank, or you did it

idk nigga testicular torsion is just bad luck as far as I'm concerned

 

[Retarded_FAG]

back in the past during encyclopedia dramatica forums and encyclopedia dramatica in the past i was very mean and aggressive because i thought i had to be there since i thought if i wasnt i would be weak and taken advantage of and maybe ddoxed and etc i think i said lots of bad and terrible things and maybe done bad and terrible things there in the past

 

[SoySpotter]

back in the past during encyclopedia dramatica forums and encyclopedia dramatica in the past i was very mean and aggressive because i thought i had to be there since i thought if i wasnt i would be weak and taken advantage of and maybe ddoxed and etc i think i said lots of bad things there in the past

this is such a moment

 

[Retarded_FAG]

back in the past during encyclopedia dramatica forums and encyclopedia dramatica in the past i was very mean and aggressive because i thought i had to be there since i thought if i wasnt i would be weak and taken advantage of and maybe ddoxed and etc i think i said lots of bad and terrible things and maybe done bad and terrible things there in the past

i used to also think the soyjak party and soysphere was bad back in the past

 

[1844 or Something]

Alright, this is a rough one: I didn't give a shit about politics until /r/FNAF started reeeeeing about Scott supporting Trump. I was fairly active in that subreddit for a few months prior.

 

[SoySpotter]

i used to also think the soyjak party and soysphere was bad back in the past

y

 

[Retarded_FAG]

Alright, this is a rough one: I didn't give a shit about politics until /r/FNAF started reeeeeing about Scott supporting Trump. I was fairly active in that subreddit for a few months prior.

i used to be a leftist but eventually became right because out of spite and because encyclopedia dramatica

 

[1844 or Something]

i used to also think the soyjak party and soysphere was bad back in the past

I came from 4chan and have a similar story. Actually, the shlog kind of helped me be less of an asshole since I wasn't anonymous anymore. I was so much more hateful and violent when I was using 4chan and when I joined the sharty.
And i also thought that soyjak.party was a failchan shithole full of reddit tier spergs when I first heard of it.

 

[alonso]

because encyclopedia dramatica

What happened?

 

[Retarded_FAG]

y

back in the past in encyclopedia dramatica forums and encyclopedia dramatica during the .online days it was common to dislike the soyjak party and lots of users disliked it it was a tradition and i didnt know a lot about the soyjak party so i assumed it was bad it took a long time for me to eventually discover the soyjak party isnt bad

 

[1844 or Something]

I had testicular torsion but luckily survived with my testicles intact

If I had a nickel for every shlogger that had suffered testicular torsion, I would have two nickels

 

[Wamphyre]

If I had a nickel for every shlogger that had suffered testicular torsion, I would have two nickels

who's the other guy

 

[1844 or Something]

who's the other guy

@Swede I'm pretty sure. Fucked himself up while biking

 

[1844 or Something]

I came from 4chan and have a similar story. Actually, the shlog kind of helped me be less of an asshole since I wasn't anonymous anymore. I was so much more hateful and violent when I was using 4chan and when I joined the sharty.
And i also thought that soyjak.party was a failchan shithole full of reddit tier spergs when I first heard of it.

>Sharteen react when this obviously deserves a 4cuck react
@SoySpotter @Stephen DO BETTER

 

[Retarded_FAG]

back in the past in encyclopedia dramatica forums and encyclopedia dramatica during the .online days it was common to dislike the soyjak party and lots of users disliked it it was a tradition and i didnt know a lot about the soyjak party so i assumed it was bad it took a long time for me to eventually discover the soyjak party isnt bad

this tradition of disliking the soyjak party on encyclopedia dramatica lasted a long time it was only recently that most of encyclopedia dramatica stopped disliking soyjak party

 

[Wamphyre]

@Swede I'm pretty sure. Fucked himself up while biking

brootal. Worst part is I was operated upon by Indians when they give me the anaesthetic I legit thought I was never gon see the light of day again, hopefully he was more fortunate