Datamining Non-Anonymous Confession Thread 2

[Ytsuken]

If this gets locked all jannies are trannies
Post your confessions

 

[4tehlulz]

do u like me?

yeah

 

[basil]

yeah

awwww :)

 

[Chvd33p]

i’m not saying that but they’re over 18

We need more info to determine who could potentially be good enough for you to be interested in him

 

[SUPERNIGGA]

I kinda feel bad for trannies sometimes, imagine having to live in a mutilated body trying to convince yourself everyday that what you did to yourself was the right choice, forever being stuck in a loop of pretending to be someone youre not. That sounds like hell, but then again, trannies are grown ass adults and its their fault for doing this to themselves so I dont feel too bad posting a troonjak under a trannies comment section

Same they are fucked up in the head and the fucking doctors instead of helping them give them pills and surgery that do undoable damage to the body. It's sickening how medical institutions feed into their mental fuck up instead of trying to help it. Like the glowniggers basically shocked them and then when that didn't work just gave up. But then you also remember that most of them are degenerate pedophiles and the sympathy kind've gets washed away. It's just sadening all around honestly

 

[4tehlulz]

awwww :)

this could be us

 

[Goot]

Date'cord wokeup

 

[Xiuhcoyotl]

js say ur attracted to men already

allahdamnit i js realized my typo

 

[Goot]

allahdamnit i js realized my typo

Fumble of the thread

 

[Suznetsov]

i put hand sanitizer on my ass

 

[Xiuhcoyotl]

i put hand sanitizer on my ass

acro award

 

[Jimb0]

I don't really find soyjaks funny anymore

 

[Suznetsov]

acro award

i wasnt gay or anything, ill explain the story with a le heckin’ 4chan greentext o algo
>be me
>be at mcdonalds with babysitter
>my ass itches
>go to bathroom
>take a shit
>wipe
>my ass still itches
>put hand sanitizer on hands
now, here comes the funny part. Hand sanitizer soothes your hands, so i thought it would soothe my anus. I was fucking wrong.
>go back into stall
>lock the door like i did earlier
>put hand sanitizer on ass
>MY ASS FUCKIJG BURNS HOLY SHIT FUCUKFUCKUCKUCK FUCK
>come out of bathroom, ass burning
>tell my babysitter
>she doesn’t laugh or react strongly to it

 

[Goot]

i wasnt gay or anything, ill explain the story with a le heckin’ 4chan greentext o algo
>be me
>be at mcdonalds with babysitter
>my ass itches
>go to bathroom
>take a shit
>wipe
>my ass still itches
>put hand sanitizer on hands
now, here comes the funny part. Hand sanitizer soothes your hands, so i thought it would soothe my anus. I was fucking wrong.
>go back into stall
>lock the door like i did earlier
>put hand sanitizer on ass
>MY ASS FUCKIJG BURNS HOLY SHIT FUCUKFUCKUCKUCK FUCK
>come out of bathroom, ass burning
>tell my babysitter
>she doesn’t laugh or react strongly to it

Sped moment
Also how the hell do you use hand sanitiser and not notice the powerful stinging smell

 

[Suznetsov]

Sped moment
Also how the hell do you use hand sanitiser and not notice the powerful stinging smell

i smelt the hand sanitizer there and it smelt like lavender

 

[meijak]

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this could be us

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I genuinely like that song.

 

[4tehlulz]

I genuinely like that song.

so do I lol, sorry for utilizing it in homosexual larping

 

[basil]

so do I lol, sorry for utilizing it in homosexual larping

heartbroken

 

[4tehlulz]

heartbroken

You couldn't handle me
hol up...ain't you Nathaniel b?

 

[UendeligKamp]

i shat so much blood yday i got light headed and dizzy
it made me slightly concerned if iwas a normal person i think i would be worried about it or something

(i have a strong suspicion as to why but dont wna get into it on the schlog)

 

[1844 or Something]

I'm not nearly as brown as I pretend to be