Shit EVERYBODY Cares About! Night of the Long Knives - SCHLOG EMERGENCY MEETING!

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unironically who is posting from mainland israel
 
Goldy said:
@Steve @SmallAnus @baqqrih @Broot

I call upon you all here today to deal with the rot that has been plaguing this community for quite some time. I can clearly tell that some of you are just as dissatisfied with the state of affairs currently on this forum as I am, but either you are too cowardly to do something or you are actively planning the destruction of this website, which will inevitably lead to the native population taking their leave from here, which some have already done, which in turn will lead more foreign migrants flooding this community I once held dear and shaping it into something that is barely recognizable from when I first step foot on Schlog soil.

This I cannot allow to happen, I simply refuse.

So I thought instead of taking the easy road and leaving at the first site of trouble, abandoning everything I hold dear like many spineless cowards before me, why don't I take a stand and do something before it's too late.

What do I want you to do, you ask?

Simple, cleanse the rot, purge the vermin, vanquish the evils that persist on this forum before their grip become unbearable and we break and crumble. To start this, we must start by enacting strict rules in order to prevent new plagues from making their way on this forum.

To start, we must thoroughly vet all foreigners who have found their way at our doorsteps.
This means...
1) No anime avatars
2) No furry avatars
3) No names which reference any sexual fetishes
4) Ban homosexuals
5) Ban Ukrainian ips
6) Ban Brazilian ips
7) No Jews
8) No communists
With these guidelines, these undesirables will makes their homes elsewhere instead of infesting our spaces.

"But Goldy, what if there are people who are currently posting whom have one of these 8 characteristics?"

Easy, like what the einsatzgruppen was for the SS, we will create our own version specifically tasked with dealing with these cockroaches. And they will not be able to hide, we will find them, they cannot fit in, and it also the communities duty to spot these people and allow us to deal with them.

I also notice that in the /int/ board there is a thread specifically fore the untermechen to communicate in their disgusting native tongues, no doubt planning something. Eliminate these people and destroy their hive.

Having said all the above you might think I am being a wee bit excessive, extreme even. You might even like some of these people, even you might be well acquainted with them, even consider them friends. Don't be fooled by these people, they wish for your destruction 24/7 and hate you and your family. If they have to exterminate your entire family and rape their corpses in order to satisfy their wants, they will do so in a heartbeat. Cease your compassion and see them for the bloodhounds that they are, and if you are still blind and wish to support their continued invasion of my, no YOUR, lands, then you will go in the pile next to them and their families.

Makes the right choice, support your volk.

Well, that's what I have to say the four of you. Hopefully you will consider what I have laid out in front of you, since it is you who are responsible to makes decisions on here and hopefully the love you have for you volk burns brighter and longer than the appeasement you have for the higherups.
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Trying to not reply to this with ">Ban everyone I don't like" challenge (impossible)
 
_73 said:
Maybe he actually looks like this and says this
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>ban everyone I don't like evendoe I'm a janny and I can just ban them myself
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Goldy said:
@Steve @SmallAnus @baqqrih @Broot

I call upon you all here today to deal with the rot that has been plaguing this community for quite some time. I can clearly tell that some of you are just as dissatisfied with the state of affairs currently on this forum as I am, but either you are too cowardly to do something or you are actively planning the destruction of this website, which will inevitably lead to the native population taking their leave from here, which some have already done, which in turn will lead more foreign migrants flooding this community I once held dear and shaping it into something that is barely recognizable from when I first step foot on Schlog soil.

This I cannot allow to happen, I simply refuse.

So I thought instead of taking the easy road and leaving at the first site of trouble, abandoning everything I hold dear like many spineless cowards before me, why don't I take a stand and do something before it's too late.

What do I want you to do, you ask?

Simple, cleanse the rot, purge the vermin, vanquish the evils that persist on this forum before their grip become unbearable and we break and crumble. To start this, we must start by enacting strict rules in order to prevent new plagues from making their way on this forum.

To start, we must thoroughly vet all foreigners who have found their way at our doorsteps.
This means...
1) No anime avatars
2) No furry avatars
3) No names which reference any sexual fetishes
4) Ban homosexuals
5) Ban Ukrainian ips
6) Ban Brazilian ips
7) No Jews
8) No communists
With these guidelines, these undesirables will makes their homes elsewhere instead of infesting our spaces.

"But Goldy, what if there are people who are currently posting whom have one of these 8 characteristics?"

Easy, like what the einsatzgruppen was for the SS, we will create our own version specifically tasked with dealing with these cockroaches. And they will not be able to hide, we will find them, they cannot fit in, and it also the communities duty to spot these people and allow us to deal with them.

I also notice that in the /int/ board there is a thread specifically fore the untermechen to communicate in their disgusting native tongues, no doubt planning something. Eliminate these people and destroy their hive.

Having said all the above you might think I am being a wee bit excessive, extreme even. You might even like some of these people, even you might be well acquainted with them, even consider them friends. Don't be fooled by these people, they wish for your destruction 24/7 and hate you and your family. If they have to exterminate your entire family and rape their corpses in order to satisfy their wants, they will do so in a heartbeat. Cease your compassion and see them for the bloodhounds that they are, and if you are still blind and wish to support their continued invasion of my, no YOUR, lands, then you will go in the pile next to them and their families.

Makes the right choice, support your volk.

Well, that's what I have to say the four of you. Hopefully you will consider what I have laid out in front of you, since it is you who are responsible to makes decisions on here and hopefully the love you have for you volk burns brighter and longer than the appeasement you have for the higherups.
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The larp is insane
 
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