Shit No One Cares About Night ended in the back of a cop car.

[gemcel]

So I was hanging out with the local drunks (I was the drunkest jfl) and I got kinda hungry so I decided to visit the nearest store to buy something to eat. I tried using the self checkout which for some reason wasn't working so I just shoved the random bakery stuff into my pockets and bought some regular bread. As I was leaving the store security caught me and called the cops who then breathalyzed me and I had 1.6 promilles on it. Probably getting interrogated soon.

 

[3782]

Aryan

 

[Plajer Sojdżekowski]

What country?

 

[PepsiMan]

Aryan

 

[PepsiMan]

Also reminder cops are androids and WILL try to lobotomize you so avoid that

 

[gemcel]

What country?

Somewhere in northern Europe.

 

[soda]

brutal undertheinfluencepill

 

[GeorgeFloyd]

If this isn't a larp then scream that you can't breaf during the interrogation while pretending like they hurt you

 

[soda]

If this isn't a larp then scream that you can't breaf during the interrogation while pretending like they hurt you

he'll only get sympathy if he's black