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**New Studies Reveal Drinking Soylent, Watching Marvel Movies, and Playing Nintendo Games Make You Smarter**
In a groundbreaking study published this week in *The Journal of Enhanced Intellectual Activity*, researchers have discovered that three seemingly unrelated activities—drinking Soylent, watching Marvel movies, and playing Nintendo games—can significantly boost cognitive function and enhance overall intelligence.
The study, conducted by a team from the Institute of Pop Culture Neuroscience, followed 1,000 participants over the course of six months. Participants who incorporated these three activities into their daily routine showed an impressive 47% increase in IQ, with noticeable improvements in problem-solving skills, abstract reasoning, and creative thinking.
“We initially expected to see some correlation between these activities and brain function, but the results were beyond anything we anticipated,” said Dr. Helena McCray, the lead researcher on the study. “People who drank Soylent daily had faster cognitive processing speeds, Marvel movie marathons appeared to improve memory recall, and those who spent more time on Nintendo games were found to have superior hand-eye coordination and multitasking abilities.”
The study's findings have stunned the scientific community, with experts now calling for further research to confirm the long-term effects of these activities on intellectual growth.
“I used to think video games were just a way to waste time, and that watching movies was a passive experience, but this study changes everything,” said Dr. Michael Larson, a cognitive scientist at Harvard University. “Apparently, binge-watching *Avengers: Endgame* could be just as beneficial as taking a class in quantum physics.”
While many are eager to start incorporating Soylent shakes, Marvel films, and Nintendo Switch sessions into their daily routines, some skeptics remain unconvinced. "I still don’t understand how playing *Super Mario Odyssey* could make you smarter,” said one anonymous critic. “Doesn’t the research still need to focus on things like reading books or doing puzzles?"
Regardless, the study has sparked a surge in demand for all three activities, with local Soylent distributors, streaming platforms, and game retailers reporting record sales.
“I’ve always felt like playing *Zelda: Breath of the Wild* made me feel smarter, but now I have science to back it up,” said one satisfied Nintendo enthusiast.
Further research will be conducted in the coming months, with hopes of exploring how combining all three activities—Soylent consumption, superhero cinema, and video gaming marathons—can lead to the development of super-intelligence.
In a groundbreaking study published this week in *The Journal of Enhanced Intellectual Activity*, researchers have discovered that three seemingly unrelated activities—drinking Soylent, watching Marvel movies, and playing Nintendo games—can significantly boost cognitive function and enhance overall intelligence.
The study, conducted by a team from the Institute of Pop Culture Neuroscience, followed 1,000 participants over the course of six months. Participants who incorporated these three activities into their daily routine showed an impressive 47% increase in IQ, with noticeable improvements in problem-solving skills, abstract reasoning, and creative thinking.
“We initially expected to see some correlation between these activities and brain function, but the results were beyond anything we anticipated,” said Dr. Helena McCray, the lead researcher on the study. “People who drank Soylent daily had faster cognitive processing speeds, Marvel movie marathons appeared to improve memory recall, and those who spent more time on Nintendo games were found to have superior hand-eye coordination and multitasking abilities.”
The study's findings have stunned the scientific community, with experts now calling for further research to confirm the long-term effects of these activities on intellectual growth.
“I used to think video games were just a way to waste time, and that watching movies was a passive experience, but this study changes everything,” said Dr. Michael Larson, a cognitive scientist at Harvard University. “Apparently, binge-watching *Avengers: Endgame* could be just as beneficial as taking a class in quantum physics.”
While many are eager to start incorporating Soylent shakes, Marvel films, and Nintendo Switch sessions into their daily routines, some skeptics remain unconvinced. "I still don’t understand how playing *Super Mario Odyssey* could make you smarter,” said one anonymous critic. “Doesn’t the research still need to focus on things like reading books or doing puzzles?"
Regardless, the study has sparked a surge in demand for all three activities, with local Soylent distributors, streaming platforms, and game retailers reporting record sales.
“I’ve always felt like playing *Zelda: Breath of the Wild* made me feel smarter, but now I have science to back it up,” said one satisfied Nintendo enthusiast.
Further research will be conducted in the coming months, with hopes of exploring how combining all three activities—Soylent consumption, superhero cinema, and video gaming marathons—can lead to the development of super-intelligence.
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>I still don’t understand how playing *Super Mario Odyssey* could make you smarter
>Doesn’t the research still need to focus on things like reading books or doing puzzles?
>Doesn’t the research still need to focus on things like reading books or doing puzzles?
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