My life as a zelligpedo

[Fake20Dollarbill]

I start my day with an hour long goon sesh to Mymy getting BLACKED to get ready for any further gooning I might do. After giving myself blue balls I stop by the McDonalds to grab some nutritious and sustainable bug burgers on my way to work. Eventually I pull up to my place of employment, the local sex shop, where I sell various sex toys while grooming minors on Discord! After 4 hours of sitting on my arse I waddle over to my whip, a 2006 Dodge Charger, and after an hour of trying to get it started I manage to drive home to my pod that I live and eat the bugs in. As soon as I get through the door I rip my XXXXL jeans off and start furiously masturbating to Maya servicing a Moroccan KING while being anally raped by famous Israeli porn star Shlomo Goldbergstein!! So it's not hard to see that being a zelligpedo is fucking awesome o algo.

 

[NT]

Maya das bbc ist guten

 

[Soyteen]

Geg, do zelligpedos really?

 

[Fake20Dollarbill]

Geg, do zelligpedos really?

Yes, BRAP, we do bigot!

 

[Fake20Dollarbill]

HWABAG is gooning to this as we spic