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FartmingerFuckwadCheeseSte

FartmingerFuckwadCheeseSte

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Thoughts on him? would he have been a good 'arty owner back on that fateful month of August, 2023? even in spite of ESLness in wanting to 'energetic the site', him closely mingling with Kuz, even in spite of the rumors of him being the dreaded Admin 6 and having equally atrocious plans for the site. (one in a way leading to a union between the sharty and the jarty by instating lute as 'chief admin' in his words, with kuz and himself as the other two admins of the site)
Also infamously putting up BLACKED ads on the site to cover the costs and expenses of the site or something. He also denied there being a 'p problem until users in the thread berated him to figuring out ways to solve and obliterate all 'p on the site, one of which was by turning the site into a message board and adding "soyjak stickers" in replacement of the ability to upload personalized 'jaks.
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Also, unrelated, but is Kuz even still alive? last thing I remember in that sendoff thread is that he supposedly lived somewhere in either Kentucky or Tennessee and not Russia and that he was going to like, several random places in South America to treat his HIV turned aids.
 
NiggerRigger said:
What would your plan be?
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I should've phrased the beginning a bit better as I was more so stating what other people thought at the time/refreshing people who may have forgtten unnecessary bits and pieces about maxgoldenberg.

Being 100% honest I don't know how to run a imageboard, especially one like Soyjak.party. So here are a bunch of random things I would do completely out of order:
I would've teamed up with that "Bill" guy or whatever his name was, that guy who wasn't Max and was also trying to buy the 'arty from Doll.
/plier/ would've been a permanent board where ironically enough neutralposting is banned.
Push a majority of NAS into /qa/ and other boards until Friday through Sunday where restrictions are lessened.
Crush 'p by more jannies, and put babybot as the head of this operation. (who also serves as a co-admin alongside Bill or whatever his name was)
Comission the community to create a theme song for the site to play whenever you first enter the site, every single time.
Add different themes for different holidays. (St. Patrick's Day, April Fools, Easter, Halloween, Thanksgiving, Christmas and New Years)

Scratch all of this, my plan would be giving the site to Froot and Doll.
 
FartmingerFuckwadCheeseSte said:
I should've phrased the beginning a bit better as I was more so stating what other people thought at the time/refreshing people who may have forgtten unnecessary bits and pieces about maxgoldenberg.

Being 100% honest I don't know how to run a imageboard, especially one like Soyjak.party. So here are a bunch of random things I would do completely out of order:
I would've teamed up with that "Bill" guy or whatever his name was, that guy who wasn't Max and was also trying to buy the 'arty from Doll.
/plier/ would've been a permanent board where ironically enough neutralposting is banned.
Push a majority of NAS into /qa/ and other boards until Friday through Sunday where restrictions are lessened.
Crush 'p by more jannies, and put babybot as the head of this operation. (who also serves as a co-admin alongside Bill or whatever his name was)
Comission the community to create a theme song for the site to play whenever you first enter the site, every single time.
Add different themes for different holidays. (St. Patrick's Day, April Fools, Easter, Halloween, Thanksgiving, Christmas and New Years)

Scratch all of this, my plan would be giving the site to Froot and Doll.
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Speaking of yet another unrelated topic, what would an alternate universe where Moot somehow owned the Sharty look like?
 
FartmingerFuckwadCheeseSte said:
I should've phrased the beginning a bit better as I was more so stating what other people thought at the time/refreshing people who may have forgtten unnecessary bits and pieces about maxgoldenberg.

Being 100% honest I don't know how to run a imageboard, especially one like Soyjak.party. So here are a bunch of random things I would do completely out of order:
I would've teamed up with that "Bill" guy or whatever his name was, that guy who wasn't Max and was also trying to buy the 'arty from Doll.
/plier/ would've been a permanent board where ironically enough neutralposting is banned.
Push a majority of NAS into /qa/ and other boards until Friday through Sunday where restrictions are lessened.
Crush 'p by more jannies, and put babybot as the head of this operation. (who also serves as a co-admin alongside Bill or whatever his name was)
Comission the community to create a theme song for the site to play whenever you first enter the site, every single time.
Add different themes for different holidays. (St. Patrick's Day, April Fools, Easter, Halloween, Thanksgiving, Christmas and New Years)

Scratch all of this, my plan would be giving the site to Froot and Doll.
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Great ideas, gentleman.

1. How would you stop niggers from forcing toddler shows like Numberjacks?

2.What soyfest ideas you would have for St. Patrick's Day, Easter, Halloween, Thanksgiving, Christmas and New Years?
 
FartmingerFuckwadCheeseSte said:
Thoughts on him? would he have been a good 'arty owner back on that fateful month of August, 2023? even in spite of ESLness in wanting to 'energetic the site', him closely mingling with Kuz, even in spite of the rumors of him being the dreaded Admin 6 and having equally atrocious plans for the site. (one in a way leading to a union between the sharty and the jarty by instating lute as 'chief admin' in his words, with kuz and himself as the other two admins of the site)
Also infamously putting up BLACKED ads on the site to cover the costs and expenses of the site or something. He also denied there being a 'p problem until users in the thread berated him to figuring out ways to solve and obliterate all 'p on the site, one of which was by turning the site into a message board and adding "soyjak stickers" in replacement of the ability to upload personalized 'jaks.
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Also, unrelated, but is Kuz even still alive? last thing I remember in that sendoff thread is that he supposedly lived somewhere in either Kentucky or Tennessee and not Russia and that he was going to like, several random places in South America to treat his HIV turned aids.
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his ideas were shit
I hated the (((textboard))), not only was its design straight ass but it takes the whole reason to use the site outhe allways was and ever will be a stupid, scheming kike that will burn in the depths of my anus
 
NiggerRigger said:
Great ideas, gentleman.

1. How would you stop niggers from forcing toddler shows like Numberjacks?

2.What soyfest ideas you would have for St. Patrick's Day, Easter, Halloween, Thanksgiving, Christmas and New Years?
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1. Ban the content. Then if they continually refuse and revolt, ban them. simple as.

2. The idea was mostly just different festive site themes, but maybe some of them have special quirks or something. St Patrick's Day should have potato jpegs falling from the sky and clipping through anorexic irishjaks in the background. Easter should these banner like things that have eggs lined up on stock image grass at the top of the site with various soyjak variants hatching from them, maybe it could be random as well and isn't always the same. Halloween should have Captain Coal be the Brimreaper or something. Thanksgiving should be a turkey posing in similar ways to the 'cado coinslot photos. Not sure about Christmas, I think a PilotRedSun theme alongside a Christmas theme would be cool. New Years would have fireworks going on in the background, while the rest of the screen displays 'jaks sitting around setting off said fireworks and celebrating New Years.
 
FartmingerFuckwadCheeseSte said:
1. Ban the content. Then if they continually refuse and revolt, ban them. simple as.

2. The idea was mostly just different festive site themes, but maybe some of them have special quirks or something. St Patrick's Day should have potato jpegs falling from the sky and clipping through anorexic irishjaks in the background. Easter should these banner like things that have eggs lined up on stock image grass at the top of the site with various soyjak variants hatching from them, maybe it could be random as well and isn't always the same. Halloween should have Captain Coal be the Brimreaper or something. Thanksgiving should be a turkey posing in similar ways to the 'cado coinslot photos. Not sure about Christmas, I think a PilotRedSun theme alongside a Christmas theme would be cool. New Years would have fireworks going on in the background, while the rest of the screen displays 'jaks sitting around setting off said fireworks and celebrating New Years.
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I mean team wars.
 
NiggerRigger said:
Team Beach vs. Team Water Park.
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OH! right.

Valentine's Day: Heartbreakers vs Matchmakers (February 12th - February 14th)
St. Patrick's Day: Humans vs Leprechauns (implying that Leprechauns aren't human. which they aren't) (March 13th - March 17th)
Easter: Bunnies vs Rabbits (April 15th - April 20th)
Halloween: Tricksters vs Treaters (October 25th - November 1st)
Christmas: Snow Misers vs Heat Misers (December 18th - December 25th)
New Years: Fireworks vs Firecrackers (December 30th - January 1st)

I don't know entirely about the mechanics doe, but it would likely just act similar to what already came before
 
FartmingerFuckwadCheeseSte said:
OH! right.

Valentine's Day: Heartbreakers vs Matchmakers (February 12th - February 14th)
St. Patrick's Day: Humans vs Leprechauns (implying that Leprechauns aren't human. which they aren't) (March 13th - March 17th)
Easter: Bunnies vs Rabbits (April 15th - April 20th)
Halloween: Tricksters vs Treaters (October 25th - November 1st)
Christmas: Snow Misers vs Heat Misers (December 18th - December 25th)
New Years: Fireworks vs Firecrackers (December 30th - January 1st)

I don't know entirely about the mechanics doe, but it would likely just act similar to what already came before
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You ran out of ideas for Thanksgiving? Colonizers vs. Shitskins?
 
FartmingerFuckwadCheeseSte said:
Also, unrelated, but is Kuz even still alive? last thing I remember in that sendoff thread is that he supposedly lived somewhere in either Kentucky or Tennessee and not Russia and that he was going to like, several random places in South America to treat his HIV turned aids.
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The person behind Kuz and Max is a 20-ish year old from Farragut (literally named faggot lol), Tennessee named Stepan (Carter) Kuznetz who gets his money off being a nepobaby in his dad's company. He doesn't have AIDS (probably), he just wanted to leave imageboards and the allegations entirely by pretending he does
 
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