Kiwifarms quote thing but for the Shlog.

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>so do we just use this as our discussion thread for now? i guess? anyways im so bored im gonna start drawfagging and then send footjob a little gift <3 if anyone else wants to drawfag be my guest, im drawing tomoko, someone else can draw uhh idk fucking justin timberlake i got this feeling inside my bones it goes electric wavey when im in the zone

>i hate this gif unironically because i can feel his pain idk what it's called but i get that feeling whenever i see this gif
 
baqqrih said:
>die kike die. DIE KIKE DIE. you're going to the gas chamber. you're going to the oven. the #Trump2020 reich will gas ALL KIKES. Trump is führer, Trump is GOD.
>sorry guys this is my pet nigger, he sometimes posts "funny" things like this but he is harmless, he might be annoying sometimes, but he is all heart
>What's that? Pinejak is currently "backing that ass up" for Applejak? Oh my, I must bear witness to this!
>please faggot... Please fucking die...... Just fucking die forever you faggot... Kill yourself you stupid retard faggot... you piece of shit
>$45.00 - Risk fee for dangerous/hateful website
>Never stop jakkin', soyteens
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Stephen said:
  1. Open until i get home in a few hours
  2. ababa
  3. dooory soor
  4. soor!
  5. dada
  6. blbbbblblblbbbblr
  7. kooby koob
  8. I'll miss you too little buddies
  9. [nothing]
  10. gaga
  11. yes yes
  12. My son is three years old, and we've been trying to potty train him for a while now. Unfortunately, we've hit a major roadblock - his fear of the "skibidi toilet" You might be wondering what a "skibidi toilet" is, and honestly, I had no idea either until we encountered it. Fron what I've gathered, "skibidi toilet" is basically a new genre of youtube video about evil singing toilets. Basically think zombies but instead they're toilets that sing in your face. I was fine to let my son watch the videos at first, as they seemed innocent enough and fairly harmless, but they soon devolved into strange post apocalyptic material with grotesque toilets fighting in a war against mankind, so I finally intervened and cut him off. I thought that was the end of it, he can't watch the videos anymore so theres nothing to be afraid of. Well, I was wrong. This has since turned into a complete nightmare for us at home. We recently started potty training and he refuses to use the toilet now due to skibidi toilet. Whenever we try to put him on it he screams and refuses to go anywhere near it. We've tried explaining that skibidi toilet isnt real and our toilet is completely safe, but it seems like it's too overwhelming for him. We even let him decorate it with stickers, hoping it would make him less afraid, but no luck so far. It utterly breaks my heart to see him so anxious about such a simple thing that every child goes through. I'm not sure how to proceed from here. Should we give him more time and hope that he warms to the toilet, or is it better to try a completely different approach? I know every child is different, but has anyone else experienced something similar? How did you deal with skibidi toilet in your household, if you encountered it?
  13. dada got me migdonmalds habby meal!!
  14. baba!!!!!!!!!! waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!!!!
  15. da bestest bord, dada apwoved
  17. me? gongaga
  18. dada geting midonals, wules fo babbga: 1. NO talk to stwangers 2. be NISE to broddur 3. DOMT eat wehmote
  19. strengf of dubble diaber
  20. the words "agbagba gfdhjkgsaeh" redefined
  21. Am I being unreasonable to be concerned about toilet video trend in sons school class? Hi guys first time poster and relatively young mum (im 22) so go easy on me if this sounds silly 🙂. My son is in year 1 and a lot of the boys in his class are talking about "skibidi toilet" which is a series of videos on YouTube. I didn't want my son to be left out so I thought I'd check them out before letting him watch them so when his friends are talking about it he can join in. The videos I found were so weird and concerning I didn't end up showing him them because I thought they weren't appropriate for a 5 year old, I'll post a link below. So I guess my question is am I unreasonable to think it's strange to let your year one child watch these videos bearing in mind it's about half the kids in his class watching it? Do you guys have a similar trend at your children's schools? Would you let your year 1 child watch skibidi toilet?
  22. yabab
  23. soogy
  24. thins i do at unkuw roots house. 1 et lots of ise crem. 2 wach skibde on ipad 3 laff at twoons 5 take nap 4 wate for dada
  25. i vistid dada! we playd domin fiv and mincraft. watch mistr best on ipad. googl,com new roblox vidos
  26. mr best 1 doler caca vs 10000000 dolr caca
  27. Beast reakts bigest caca in werld
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ArmaLite said:
Dancing through the night, moving like a tornado
May science be with you
Take your schizo meds and sew your ears on
Niggas coaly tho, cobson got the gemmy tho
Earth is not flat. Vaccines work. We've been to the Moon. Chemtrails aren't a thing. Climate change is real. Stand up for science.
KUZ TURN OFF THE FUCKING DISCORD THEME APRIL FOOLS IS OVER
will keep adding stuff
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has anyone sucked a cock before?

What server is this? Those names, those pfps, that way of typing, these people are actually trannies wtf Can we ban acro for this? Would help him stop embarrassing himself further too I'm unsure, I could consult the other jannies about this. I don't think these 'cords he's in are disruptive or...
blog.soyjak.st blog.soyjak.st
>PLEASE DON'T BAN ME THIS IS THE ONLY SOCIAL INTERACTION I GET I CAN'T RISK LOSING IT I PROMISE I'LL BE GOOD
Made me kek
 
King of kyrgyzstan said:
Y'know how kiwifarms has that quote thing at the top of the page
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We should do the same for the shlog, an example of that would be:
"Woah! And there it is! The hilarious greentext CIA soyjaks! That's all I get for running this site. That and spambots posting 5 times a minute and the CP bots"
and
"I love you too little buddy"
and
"I've pretty much revolved the rest of my life around not being associated with Barney in hopes I don't end up like those who like it. I can't think, I can't live, because everywhere I go, I see that purple dinosaur's visage."

Pretty much anything Sharty related may that be quotes from admins or just simply Copypasta's.
Here the Code for it @Broot https://kiwifarms.st/threads/random_text-txt.1439/
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>Welcome to our official sharty discord server!
 

the princess diaries

fuck you sparkles i actually do hate you now you're ruining my non existent love life with my WHITE aspie queen (who doesn't exist) im sorry, what would you like me to do going forward?
blog.soyjak.st blog.soyjak.st
>orbiting you isn't easy, you think i do this for free?
i want... i want milk, mommy... mommy tell me a bed time stowy...
 
Donald McDonald said:
>i got some of my dressing gowns together and pretended it was a bunny omgsisa and i was cuddling her all night but unfortunately it's 14:05 now and i really cant get any sleep, i hope im not ill for long because this fucking sucks
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I have been looking and I can not figure out where this quote comes from, where?
 
{{Scrollingtext|FPE ARE BETTER THAN NUMBERJAKS ARE IS BETTER THAN BALDI ARE BETTER THAN FNF ARE BETTER THAN BFDI ARE BETTER THAN ONGEZELLIG ARE BETTER THAN THE AMAZING DIGITAL CIRCUS ARE BETTER THAN AVERI FOX ARE BETTER THAN SUPER DUPER SUMOS IS ARE BETTER THAN HOOPS&YOYO ARE IS BETTER THAN MLP ARE BETTER THAN PROJECT MOON ARE BETTER THAN MURDER DRONES IS ARE BETTER THAN SKIBIDI TOILET ARE BETTER THAN TOUHOU ARE BETTER THAN HOMESTUCK ARE}}
(figure out how to make scrolltext)
 
Yes said:
{{Scrollingtext|FPE ARE BETTER THAN NUMBERJAKS ARE IS BETTER THAN BALDI ARE BETTER THAN FNF ARE BETTER THAN BFDI ARE BETTER THAN ONGEZELLIG ARE BETTER THAN THE AMAZING DIGITAL CIRCUS ARE BETTER THAN AVERI FOX ARE BETTER THAN SUPER DUPER SUMOS IS ARE BETTER THAN HOOPS&YOYO ARE IS BETTER THAN MLP ARE BETTER THAN PROJECT MOON ARE BETTER THAN MURDER DRONES...}}
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Blud thinks this is a wiki
 

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