Kiwifarms quote thing but for the Shlog.

[King of kyrgyzstan]

Y'know how kiwifarms has that quote thing at the top of the page

We should do the same for the shlog, an example of that would be:
"Woah! And there it is! The hilarious greentext CIA soyjaks! That's all I get for running this site. That and spambots posting 5 times a minute and the CP bots"
and
"I love you too little buddy"
and
"I've pretty much revolved the rest of my life around not being associated with Barney in hopes I don't end up like those who like it. I can't think, I can't live, because everywhere I go, I see that purple dinosaur's visage."

Pretty much anything Sharty related may that be quotes from admins or just simply Copypasta's.
Here the Code for it @Broot https://kiwifarms.st/threads/random_text-txt.1439/

 

[King of kyrgyzstan]

>1 view
fuck this I'm @'ing everyone.
@Weebhunter3000
@Stephen
@baqqrih
@Ballos
@Bastard
@lifesucksthenyoudie
@Nihilma
@Gemerald
@GemersonLakeAndPalmer
@AshkeNazi
@UltraSoyLord
@218cortex

 

[baqqrih]

That 1 view was me, I think.

 

[Soyteen Liker]

Y'know how kiwifarms has that quote thing at the top of the page
View attachment 5514
We should do the same for the shlog, an example of that would be:
"Woah! And there it is! The hilarious greentext CIA soyjaks! That's all I get for running this site. That and spambots posting 5 times a minute and the CP bots"
and
"I love you too little buddy"
and
"I've pretty much revolved the rest of my life around not being associated with Barney in hopes I don't end up like those who like it. I can't think, I can't live, because everywhere I go, I see that purple dinosaur's visage."

Pretty much anything Sharty related may that be quotes from admins or just simply Copypasta's.
Here the Code for it @Broot https://kiwifarms.st/threads/random_text-txt.1439/

Could have sworn someone already suggested this

 

[Dr Frumpus Croid]

Could have sworn someone already suggested this

About three weeks ago.

>1 view
fuck this I'm @'ing everyone.
@Weebhunter3000
@Stephen
@baqqrih
@Ballos
@Bastard
@lifesucksthenyoudie
@Nihilma
@Gemerald
@GemersonLakeAndPalmer
@AshkeNazi
@UltraSoyLord
@218cortex

Upvoted.

 

[lifesucksthenyoudie]

Could have sworn someone already suggested this

Yeah it was me lol

Kiwi Farms has this thing where it puts funny quotes in the corner, we should do the same
View attachment 600

 

[baqqrih]

Come up with more quotes itt

>die kike die. DIE KIKE DIE. you're going to the gas chamber. you're going to the oven. the #Trump2020 reich will gas ALL KIKES. Trump is führer, Trump is GOD.
>sorry guys this is my pet nigger, he sometimes posts "funny" things like this but he is harmless, he might be annoying sometimes, but he is all heart
>What's that? Pinejak is currently "backing that ass up" for Applejak? Oh my, I must bear witness to this!
>please faggot... Please fucking die...... Just fucking die forever you faggot... Kill yourself you stupid retard faggot... you piece of shit
>$45.00 - Risk fee for dangerous/hateful website
>Never stop jakkin', soyteens

 

[AshkeNazi]

>If you're mad about me you can kiss my fat black fanny
>COB GAAAANG
>Dr. Fauci, don't forget me!
>New Microsoft project George Floyd negroid propolon cyborg technology
>Only oldgods were here for the shitskin annihilator wars
>The gem that saved the sharty
>The coal that killed the sharty
>The iron that did nothing to the sharty
>Spam detected; Post discarded
>Total nigger death. Kill niggers. Behead niggers. Roundhouse kick a nigger into the concrete.
>Hey guys, I guess that's it!
>Belgians aren't a race!
>Did Vaush just BTFO all of 4chan's 13/50 arguments?
>WE WUZ KANGZ

 

[Soyteen Liker]

"Before I opened that weird forum that trapped me here, I felt trapped in a Chuddy life. But now I can't believe it! I'm finally a gem. A keyed and kino gem."

 

[King of kyrgyzstan]

"Joke's over, stop posting soytan fetish shit."
"You will never be a real woman."
"/qa/ won"
">YOU WILL WEAR THE MASK"
"Just. Fuck. Off"
"pronounced "kway" "
"snappybros, did we get too snarky?"
"made a shitty imageboard"
"Oh my god! Who the hell cares?!"
"Really? Are maymays all you got? Fucking plebbitors..."
"It's an Ending that's Enough"
"new 'toss"
"The 'za has been ordered"
"incomprehensible wojack"
"Mr. Graves, a second Cobson has hit the itch.io page"
"Do we *really* need to do this again?"
"60 FUCKING PIZZA'S!!! 60!!!"

 

[lifesucksthenyoudie]

"Oh I wanna, I wanna watch them do marble races, I wanna see this."

 

[King of kyrgyzstan]

"Money opportunitys"
"This Universe Is Mine... I Am GOD Here!"
"OMFG stop trying to dox me you faggot"
"Kill all swedish people"
"Soybros, in these trying times, we need to stick together"
"okay new fotm just dropped"

 

[(In)CelibatePsycho]

>If you're mad about me you can kiss my fat black fanny
>COB GAAAANG
>Dr. Fauci, don't forget me!
>New Microsoft project George Floyd negroid propolon cyborg technology
>Only oldgods were here for the shitskin annihilator wars
>The gem that saved the sharty
>The coal that killed the sharty
>The iron that did nothing to the sharty
>Spam detected; Post discarded
>Total nigger death. Kill niggers. Behead niggers. Roundhouse kick a nigger into the concrete.
>Hey guys, I guess that's it!
>Belgians aren't a race!
>Did Vaush just BTFO all of 4chan's 13/50 arguments?
>WE WUZ KANGZ

Do the one 5 lines from the bottom
Don’t do the one 3 lines from the bottom

 

[King of kyrgyzstan]

"KUZ WHY THE FUCK IS IT IMPOSSIBLE TO TYPE THE FUCKING WEBSITE NAME"

 

[NekoRightsActivist]

Sounds forced ngl since we don't have our own genuine lolcows (yet), so what we have now are either trolling bait or forced coal.

 

[HWABAG]

>Nigger, I'm 'opping like crazy right now!
>Kill yourself obsessed faggot
>ONIONS BASEDJAK ONIONS BASEDJAK ONIONS BASEDJAK ONIONS BASEDJAK ONIONS BASEDJAK ONIONS BASEDJAK ONIONS BASEDJAK ONIONS BASEDJAK ONIONS BASEDJAK ONIONS BASEDJAK ONIONS BASEDJAK ONIONS BASEDJAK ONIONS BASEDJAK ONIONS BASEDJAK ONIONS BASEDJAK ONIONS BASEDJAK ONIONS BASEDJAK ONIONS BASEDJAK

 

[King of kyrgyzstan]

Sounds forced ngl since we don't have our own genuine lolcows (yet), so what we have now are either trolling bait or forced coal.

What the fuck are you on about? what are you babbling?

 

[Stephen]

1. Open until i get home in a few hours
2. ababa
3. dooory soor
4. soor!
5. dada
6. blbbbblblblbbbblr
7. kooby koob
8. I'll miss you too little buddies
9. [nothing]
10. gaga
11. yes yes
12. My son is three years old, and we've been trying to potty train him for a while now. Unfortunately, we've hit a major roadblock - his fear of the "skibidi toilet" You might be wondering what a "skibidi toilet" is, and honestly, I had no idea either until we encountered it. Fron what I've gathered, "skibidi toilet" is basically a new genre of youtube video about evil singing toilets. Basically think zombies but instead they're toilets that sing in your face. I was fine to let my son watch the videos at first, as they seemed innocent enough and fairly harmless, but they soon devolved into strange post apocalyptic material with grotesque toilets fighting in a war against mankind, so I finally intervened and cut him off. I thought that was the end of it, he can't watch the videos anymore so theres nothing to be afraid of. Well, I was wrong. This has since turned into a complete nightmare for us at home. We recently started potty training and he refuses to use the toilet now due to skibidi toilet. Whenever we try to put him on it he screams and refuses to go anywhere near it. We've tried explaining that skibidi toilet isnt real and our toilet is completely safe, but it seems like it's too overwhelming for him. We even let him decorate it with stickers, hoping it would make him less afraid, but no luck so far. It utterly breaks my heart to see him so anxious about such a simple thing that every child goes through. I'm not sure how to proceed from here. Should we give him more time and hope that he warms to the toilet, or is it better to try a completely different approach? I know every child is different, but has anyone else experienced something similar? How did you deal with skibidi toilet in your household, if you encountered it?
13. dada got me migdonmalds habby meal!!
14. baba!!!!!!!!!! waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!!!!
15. da bestest bord, dada apwoved
17. me? gongaga
18. dada geting midonals, wules fo babbga: 1. NO talk to stwangers 2. be NISE to broddur 3. DOMT eat wehmote
19. strengf of dubble diaber
20. the words "agbagba gfdhjkgsaeh" redefined
21. Am I being unreasonable to be concerned about toilet video trend in sons school class? Hi guys first time poster and relatively young mum (im 22) so go easy on me if this sounds silly . My son is in year 1 and a lot of the boys in his class are talking about "skibidi toilet" which is a series of videos on YouTube. I didn't want my son to be left out so I thought I'd check them out before letting him watch them so when his friends are talking about it he can join in. The videos I found were so weird and concerning I didn't end up showing him them because I thought they weren't appropriate for a 5 year old, I'll post a link below. So I guess my question is am I unreasonable to think it's strange to let your year one child watch these videos bearing in mind it's about half the kids in his class watching it? Do you guys have a similar trend at your children's schools? Would you let your year 1 child watch skibidi toilet?
22. yabab
23. soogy
24. thins i do at unkuw roots house. 1 et lots of ise crem. 2 wach skibde on ipad 3 laff at twoons 5 take nap 4 wate for dada
25. i vistid dada! we playd domin fiv and mincraft. watch mistr best on ipad. googl,com new roblox vidos
26. mr best 1 doler caca vs 10000000 dolr caca
27. Beast reakts bigest caca in werld

 

[NekoRightsActivist]

What the fuck are you on about? what are you babbling?

kiwi quotes are only funny because they were quoted from actual lolcows & comments from members instead of made up stuffs.

 

[King of kyrgyzstan]

kiwi quotes are only funny because they were quoted from actual lolcows & comments from members instead of made up stuffs.

Nearly 80% of all quotes on kiwifarms don't come from lolcows, and that still doesn't change my point xer. That is one for the Shlog but with admin quotes, copypasta's, GET's and sharty memes.