ITT you list your menu ideas for a soyjak themed restaurant

[Donald]

Title

 

[Sagehardt]

bug burger o algo

 

[LordThrembo]

Beverages:
Sproke
Maggot Milkshake
0 calorie energy drink
Quadruple Filtered Tap Water

Appatizers:
Chocolate-covered cockroaches and/or butterflies
Ant Bites
Cheese Flies

Main Dishes:
Mixed-bug Burger w/ Glutent-Free Buns
Soylent
Vegan Burger
Vegan Hot Dog
Vegan Steak
Buggy pasta

Sides:
Any of the appetizers
Fried Beetles
Congolese Fries (supporting diversity)
Termite Salad

 

[Stephen]

Do I even need to describe my suggestion?

 

[lifesucksthenyoudie]

Do I even need to describe my suggestion?

 

[B_B_GHAST]

The Soytan special!
a poorly made hamburger that’s undercooked, overcooked, frozen and on fire bc soytan is a cute and lovable neet femcel who does not know how to cook for herself.

 

[anglo_bvll]

Shitoko's latinx tacx

 

[Stephen]

The Adminnamefag platter
1. A burnt pineapple
2. A bottle of whiskey labeled “Vodka”
3. Caesar Salad and Macaroni, all coated in a blended fruit smoothie
4. A gold covered bagel(half size, full price)
5. An orange lemon
6. A sautéed radish
7. 4 grey blocks of flavorless soylent packed solid
Side: a cup of MSG

 

[Terrorbyte]

The bait menu.
>Ah yes, I'll have a spade with a side of averi.

 

[SINO_II]

"DNB"

Bland chocolate pudding/cake base with a hole cut in it and strawberry jam splattered around.

 

[4tehlulz]

Soup de brap
(French onion soup)

 

[SINO_II]

Soup de brap
(French onion soup)

add an option to add spic tabasco sauce and stinky tofu

 

[4tehlulz]

add an option to add spic tabasco sauce and stinky tofu

Latinx tabasco and Q Ketchup

 

[kars cosplay guy]

Title

Squeezed tiny lemon peckers

 

[alonso]

Frog legs

 

[MoonMetropolis]

Well... soy, obviously.

 

[BrimBurner]

All of Lesotho and Burundi's national cuisines

 

[Chesnaught]

Soot stew....

 

[alonso]

Soot stew....

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Shit's dry as the Sahara desert

 

[FartmingerFuckwadCheeseSte]

Drinks:
Sproke
Glowie Smoothie (that glows in the dark)
Soy Milk
Roasted Insect Coffee
Iced Mocha

Sproke is the only soft drink that doesn't have zero calories or is a diet variant, if you ask for Coke or Sprite they'll always serve you the zero calories/diet version instead.
Also the glasses used for the soft drinks are shaped like various soyjaks just without the craniums, the straws are striped, red and white.
Shareables:
Avocado Toast
Mini Veggie Wrap
Toasted Stag Beetle Mandibles

Main Menu:
Soy Cheese & Spinach Sandwich
Bug-filled Handhelds
Tofu Handhelds
Beetle Veggie Wrap
Pill Bug Veggie Wrap
Deluxe Veggie Wrap
Breakfast Veggie Wrap
Crispy Rice & Roasted Cicadas w/ a side of soy sauce
Bug Stew w/ various added spices
Sweet and Sour Bugs

Special:
White Bread, Waxworm, Caterpiller & Maggot Sandwich (w/ or without spinach and onion)

The Mutt Burger (essentially Arby's 'Meat Mountain' burger but with a lot more cheese, eating this burger is a death sentence and is bound to give you a heart attack if you aren't from the United States)

And finally, the BBC Burger: A Grilled Patty with Dyed Black Burger Buns, Dyed Black Cheese, Black Sesame Seeds and Black Pepper, and an atrocious amount of seasoning.
It is a spicy burger that will make any white man's tongue burn off because white people don't know how to season their burgers.

Dessert:
Neutralplier Cake
BBC Cake
Soytan's Face as a cake
A cake that calls you out on your offensive insensitive behavior and constantly tells you to "do better"
And finally, a cake with the transgender flag on it with the words "Trans Rights are Human Rights" inscribed on it

Sides:
Truffle Fries served in a cone
Curly fries served in a cone
Toasted Stag Beetle Mandibles served in a cone
A waffle cone full of "bug mix" served in a steel cone

It's also kind of like Hooters in the sense that all the women are dressed as Soytan while all the men are dressed up as nu-males.