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Hi! redditor here. As a large (600 lbs) bearded (mostly on neck) tattooed (nintendo characters) man, I want to say that this made me cry. Killing and raping someone for being transmysoginoiristic is so hecking justified! take my updoots kind stranger!
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Wow. Just... wow.
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TIFU by accidentally killing my b@by nephew when I put him in the microwave
Okay Reddit, I don’t even know where to begin. This is the worst thing that’s ever happened to me, and I don’t know how I’m going to live with myself. Today, I completely and utterly fucked up, and I can’t believe what I’ve done.
My sister asked me to watch her b@by, my nephew, let’s call him “Leo” (6 months old), for a couple of hours. I was happy to, I love him, and it was no problem at all. I was home alone, he was sleeping in his b@by seat, so I decided to put him in the microwave to warm him up a little bit.
I have no idea what I was thinking. I swear to god I thought that he was something like food that needed to be heated up. I set the microwave for like 5 minutes, and went into the living room. It’s not like I was planning on cooking him or anything, I just was going to warm him up. After maybe 30 seconds, I hear this horrible popping sound. And then, what felt like a second later, the microwave stopped.
I went into the kitchen to check and I have never been so horrified before in my life. I saw that my nephew was absolutely cooked. He was not moving at all. There was this foul odor in the air that I will never forget. I grabbed him, and I was shaking so hard that I dropped him. He was still warm to the touch, and he was completely dead.
I called the paramedics, but it was too late. They confirmed he was dead. The police came, they questioned me, they know it was me. They are still investigating, and I am going to probably go to prison for the rest of my life.
My sister is completely inconsolable. My family hates me, my life is over, and it’s all because I wasn’t paying attention. I’m trying to explain that I was just trying to warm him up, but I don’t think they care. I should have never had these thoughts. This is all my fault.
I honestly don’t even know why I’m posting this here, but I need to tell someone. I deserve everything I get for this.
Okay Reddit, I don’t even know where to begin. This is the worst thing that’s ever happened to me, and I don’t know how I’m going to live with myself. Today, I completely and utterly fucked up, and I can’t believe what I’ve done.
My sister asked me to watch her b@by, my nephew, let’s call him “Leo” (6 months old), for a couple of hours. I was happy to, I love him, and it was no problem at all. I was home alone, he was sleeping in his b@by seat, so I decided to put him in the microwave to warm him up a little bit.
I have no idea what I was thinking. I swear to god I thought that he was something like food that needed to be heated up. I set the microwave for like 5 minutes, and went into the living room. It’s not like I was planning on cooking him or anything, I just was going to warm him up. After maybe 30 seconds, I hear this horrible popping sound. And then, what felt like a second later, the microwave stopped.
I went into the kitchen to check and I have never been so horrified before in my life. I saw that my nephew was absolutely cooked. He was not moving at all. There was this foul odor in the air that I will never forget. I grabbed him, and I was shaking so hard that I dropped him. He was still warm to the touch, and he was completely dead.
I called the paramedics, but it was too late. They confirmed he was dead. The police came, they questioned me, they know it was me. They are still investigating, and I am going to probably go to prison for the rest of my life.
My sister is completely inconsolable. My family hates me, my life is over, and it’s all because I wasn’t paying attention. I’m trying to explain that I was just trying to warm him up, but I don’t think they care. I should have never had these thoughts. This is all my fault.
I honestly don’t even know why I’m posting this here, but I need to tell someone. I deserve everything I get for this.
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can we not?
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absolutely cooked.
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I've been on benefits for the past 3 years. While I've tried a few ideas in that time, I've done nothing but buy expensive tech and travel around europe when I can afford (UK Citizen) I don't have any friends, don't want them. I play MMOs, RTS and other games. I also watch movies/learn programming languages, applications. In the 3 years i've been sat at home, I've learnt how to use the whole adobe suite effectively, with new content production every time being better. I know python, c++, php, js, html5. I have learnt German, Swedish and quite a bit of Latin. I write articles on websites (all for free). I browse reddit, watch porn... eat what I want, drink what I want. Multi monitor PC set up with $6000+ computer that i've built and upgraded over the years. Why? Because I hate the fucking system, I hate it. I am just left alone and work with what welfare I can. I am quite happy with my life based on all of that, I never compare my life to others which is a good start. However I don't buy into BS society gives. I don't watch broadcasted TV (only downloaded via torrents/usenet) I don't have stupid subscriptions or buy stupid products that have no use for me. To finish things off, I read a lot of data on the net, science and philosophy... in between reddit visits. I am known by many handles online, I like to stay incognito. Oh yeah, I have an amazing DSLR... I love photography and videography and on the travels I do take, I enjoy to snap/record. I go around locally taking snaps/video too and see what I can do with it. Again with the adobe suite knowledge I have (PS/Fireworks/Lightroom) for my images.
