Coal itt: we post incredibly boring information about our lives

[GauntletThrown]

my DOB is on an odd numbered day, month, and year

 

[HACKERMAN88]

i never take naps but I sleep like 11 hours a day

i get like 6 hours of sleep so i have to take naps or else ill be tired the whole day

 

[Xiuhcoyotl]

i'm a senior

 

[Fagon]

i get like 6 hours of sleep so i have to take naps or else ill be tired the whole day

oh that makes sense i just assumed you were a sleepy person

 

[tanzanite]

i'm a nigger

 

[encrusting_acro]

When I was around 10 I was bouldering and I fell and bit my lip and I had to get stitches. Now, there is a bump on my tongue where the stitches were.

 

[Madden]

I've only ever had birds as pets.

 

[soysoog]

I quit porn, I finished reading the eazy peazy project and I feel so happy right now. I truly belive I will never watch porn again.

 

[Chesnaught]

I am probably receiving an envelope in the mail today

I got it or something, and then like, I opened it, and there was stuff inside.

 

[Chesnaught]

I quit 'p, I finished reading the eazy peazy project and I feel so happy right now. I truly belive I will never watch porn again.

Just an FYI, "'p" does not refer to all porn in general, it's referring specifically to stuff involving minors. I respect your achievement, I do, but you might want to rewrite this, otherwise it looks like you are a pedophile.

 

[Chvd33p]

I quit 'p

Doctos

 

[HACKERMAN88]

i just ate breakfast

 

[Chimperator]

I lost my gf because I was too busy epicly owning mudslims on the booru.

 

[HACKERMAN88]

I lost my gf because I was too busy epicly owning mudslims on the booru.

"""""g"""""f

 

[King of kyrgyzstan]

i just ate breakfast

Blud thinks xhe's konata

 

[HACKERMAN88]

Blud thinks xhe's konata

i dont doe

 

[Chimperator]

"""""g"""""f

It was irl doe, so I know she wuz a real one.

 

[Fagon]

It was irl doe, so I know she wuz a real one.

Fakecel die

 

[HACKERMAN88]

Fakecel die

can you really be a fakecel if you dont try and act like an incel?

 

[Chimperator]

Fakecel die

What does fakecel mean saar?