ITT we play fortunately unfortunately

[GuroGOD]

Fortunately northern ireland loyalist landed on the island to committ Total Indian Death

 

[AshkeNazi]

Fortunately northern ireland loyalist landed on the island to committ Total Indian Death

Unfortunately Republicans land as well to assist the 'jeets

 

[princessparkles]

fortunately, this results in TID (total irish death) and then the muslim and hindu ‘jeets have a civil war (muslims win)

 

[istanbul]

Unfortunately the muslims won and established a caliphate

 

[princessparkles]

fortunately this brings the total destruction of the lgtvbbq “community”

 

[GuroGOD]

unfortunetly, wales sheep fuckers killed leader of the pajeets (princessparkles) and created fort in cardiff

 

[princessparkles]

fortunately the moroccans swam up to ireland and used their berber black magic to bring xer back to life and then xe raped them all to death (true mutt style)

 

[istanbul]

unfortunately the entirety of ireland sinks into the sea and becomes atlantis

 

[baqqrih]

Fortunately, Atlantis’ existence births a new, undersea civilization of extreme technological advancement and prosperity that quickly establishes a maritime empire encompassing the entire sea floor of the Atlantic Ocean.

 

[ILoveVesna]

Unfortunately an atlantis experiment gives kikes superpowers that let them take over the world (ev&oe they already do or whatever)

 

[AshkeNazi]

Fortunately, Hitler returns from retirement in Paso de Indios to enact TKD (even doe he already did or something)

 

[BLACKHAWK]

Unfortunately, you are russiajn rape victim and you aredying.

 

[istanbul]

Fortunately you survive and make millions with a best-seller book on your life story

 

[BLACKHAWK]

NO,WHAT?!
UNFORTUNATELY, YOU GET EXECUTED.

 

[BLACKHAWK]

I WANT A FUCKING PLAY ON MY BOOK AND ANIMATED SERIES AVAILABLE ON YOUTUBE. THIS IS AFUCKING MASTERPIECE BOOK.

 

[ILoveVesna]

fortunately it was all a dream or whatever

 

[SoytanEnthusiast]

Unfortunately, dreams predict reality so it really happens

 

[ILoveVesna]

fortunately reality matter because we are all hairless thinking chimps made of stardust on a ball of rock orbiting a ball of flaming shit

 

[istanbul]

unfortunately some divine force still exists that puts female souls in male bodies in a mistake that can only be rectified by hormone treatment

 

[encrusting_acro]

fortunately those people cut their dicks off so they can't pass on their defective genes to the next generation