ITT we play fortunately unfortunately

[ILoveVesna]

Fortunately klaus schwab is reinstated as wef chairman

 

[SoytanEnthusiast]

Unfortunately, he has given up on his dreams of the new world order and now wants people to be actually healthy.

 

[ILoveVesna]

Fortunately the space jews reboot schwabby and he increases bug rations

 

[SoytanEnthusiast]

Unfortunately, news have spread that bugs are NOT carbon neutral, so the human race is left without a way to eat.

 

[ILoveVesna]

Fortunately froot quits the sharty and sacrifices xherself so pozzed latinx transkweens can survive

 

[SoytanEnthusiast]

Unfortunately, DOLL, having reacquired the sharty, is finally tired enough of being admin and sells the site to Klaus Schwab.

 

[ILoveVesna]

Fortunately klaus schwab is esl retard and forces xher hotwife fauci to run the site so it doesn’t crash and burn

 

[Stephen]

Unfortunately it crashes and burns

 

[ILoveVesna]

Fortunately soyteens get a job, home, wife and kids because of this

 

[SoytanEnthusiast]

Unfortunately your wife immediately divorces you after seeing your severed cock (the circumcision went wrong)

 

[Fagon]

fortunately she was just a stupid bitch and this leaves you with all the time in the world to play vibeo games in your man cave

 

[ILoveVesna]

Unfortunately video games have embedded ‘p, causing glowniggers to invade your house and arrest you

 

[Stephen]

Fortunately the glowniggers also had embedded ‘p, causing them to fight one another

 

[ILoveVesna]

Unfortunately the fight turns nuclear causing muttmuerica to dissolve

 

[SoytanEnthusiast]

Fortunately, Mexico is also effected and Shitoko gets killed in the aftermath.

 

[Stephen]

Unfortunately Shitoko’s girth intercepts the nuclear missiles headed to South America, allowing Brazilmacaques to take over the post nuclear world

 

[ILoveVesna]

Fortunately the radiation and fallout from the US travels south turns everyone in South America into slopjaks

 

[AshkeNazi]

Unfortunately the law of conservation or something results in everybody in Africa turning into unbothered chuds

 

[princessparkles]

fortunately this leaves indians and pakistanis to turn into gigachads (as if we weren’t already)

 

[tanzanite]

unfortunately they are all transported to britain causing the entire island to be flooded in feces