Schizo ITT: We make imaginary soysphere wars

[obsessed venusian]

Zarty-Jarty war
Splinter invasions
ChatGPT-Deepseek war
Zoroastercord-Muzziecord war

 

[obsessed venusian]

After the ninny-shemmy war shemmypedos have been all banned and got their IPs leaked by coswork16

 

[SUPERNIGGA]

The sweatborean hyperwars

 

[_73]

The Zambia and Zimbabwe Nation war was crazy, also crazy was the fact that apperantly 99% of all soyteen come from these two countries

 

[obsessed venusian]

4chan has lifted the ban about raids, therefore starting the 4cuck-soysphere war that increased the even the most dead splinter's pph to 1488

 

[obsessed venusian]

The sharty's system has detected the "brony mindset" image as spam, this caused soyteens to be weaponless against bronies. Therefore, soyteens declare war on both jannies and bronies

 

[obsessed venusian]

The 50 board plan stays, and each of the boards would make a great hidespot for offsiters since there are too many boards and soyteens cannot check 50+ boards at once. Therefore, soyteens would organize battalions to raid each of the boards.

 

[obsessed venusian]

I declare war on the entirety of soyjak.blog right now because they dont reply to my thread

 

[raepson industries .ltc]

i will start all of these wars

 

[GregoriousT's Vessel]

Gregorius T telepathically communicated to me that we must wage war on the Create Cucks for making the estrogen mod

 

[Gigafly]

Pacificist-A vs. Warrior-Z war

 

[gem]

>the entity 303 vs sonic.exe slopwar that led to the destruction of the zhwartee as we know it
yinnycacas will never recover

 

[obsessed venusian]

Pacificist-A vs. Warrior-Z war

Are you him?

 

[alonso]

I couldn't even sleep properly due to the horrors of soyvil war 11 featuring Chris chan, the resurrected corpse of Adolf Hilter, and Yakub

 

[PepsiMan]

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4chan has lifted the ban about raids, therefore starting the 4cuck-soysphere war that increased the even the most dead splinter's pph to 1488

DO THIS NOW I WANT WAR!! WAR WAR WAR!!
@chrisgriffinirl IT'S WAR SEASON!!

 

[chrisgriffinirl]

DO THIS NOW I WANT WAR!! WAR WAR WAR!!
@chrisgriffinirl IT'S WAR SEASON!!

WAR SEASON!!!!! WOOOOO

 

[Emiliz]

the great 'ru war Ϫ

 

[ribbon]

Hiroshimoot unlocks /qa/ but buys the sharty and bans soyjaks creating a war between /qa/ and sharty

 

[FartmingerFuckwadCheeseSte]

The Atomic Blunder War / The Orange Who Sold the Soysphere (An alternate timeline where Froot sells both the Schlong and the Sharty at the exact same time to the highest bidder, causing a nuclear meltdown from both communities, this event initiating an uproar revolt against Froot, and people ordering for him to be publicly lynched, and or executed by firearms)

 

[Gigafly]

Are you him?

yes