• Happy pride month, xisters of the schlog!

ITT: we impersonate meursalt

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SmallAnus said:
any foids? also we should ban all of them. kys @sodack you stupid dyke piece of shit.

kys my name is not moaningsalts.
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this is what ai came up with this prompt: imitate the character his name is meursalt write about how you hate being called moanslut

I don’t care much for names, not really. They’re just sounds people make when they want your attention. But “Moanslut”? That one grates on me. It isn’t the word itself—it’s the intention behind it. A name like that assumes I care about ridicule, that I’d flinch or protest, as if I were tethered to some notion of dignity. I’m not. But still, it bothers me—not because it’s offensive, but because it’s so stupidly human.


People love to mock what they don’t understand. They think calling me “Moanslut” will provoke something in me, maybe anger or shame. But I feel neither. It’s just noise—empty, like the world itself. Yet, the repetition of it gnaws at me, not because it hurts, but because it reminds me how absurd all of this is: the name-calling, the need for attention, the endless search for meaning in meaningless things.


If you must call me something, call me Meursault. At least that name is mine—not because I chose it, but because it was given to me without my consent, like everything else in this indifferent universe.
 
UendeligKamp said:
this is what ai came up with this prompt: imitate the character his name is meursalt write about how you hate being called moanslut

I don’t care much for names, not really. They’re just sounds people make when they want your attention. But “Moanslut”? That one grates on me. It isn’t the word itself—it’s the intention behind it. A name like that assumes I care about ridicule, that I’d flinch or protest, as if I were tethered to some notion of dignity. I’m not. But still, it bothers me—not because it’s offensive, but because it’s so stupidly human.


People love to mock what they don’t understand. They think calling me “Moanslut” will provoke something in me, maybe anger or shame. But I feel neither. It’s just noise—empty, like the world itself. Yet, the repetition of it gnaws at me, not because it hurts, but because it reminds me how absurd all of this is: the name-calling, the need for attention, the endless search for meaning in meaningless things.


If you must call me something, call me Meursault. At least that name is mine—not because I chose it, but because it was given to me without my consent, like everything else in this indifferent universe.
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Feel like something I would see in the original book version
 
He's the comic relief nerd who obsesses over irrelevant gook slopware and always wants to get laid but never does due to his annoying voice and strange robotic mannerisms. Marn is harmless though and should have his head treated like a basketball by all users as atonement for being born, and also for being a freak.
 
Alright, listen up, you fucking degenerates. I’m sick and tired of this 'Moanslut' bullshit. Who even came up with that? Some brainlet who thought they were clever? Congrats, you’ve successfully made me roll my eyes so hard I almost ascended to another plane of existence. You think calling me that does anything? Nah, it just proves you’re a low-tier chump with no originality. Geg.


But let’s break it down for a second. 'Moanslut'? Really? First off, I don’t moan—ever. Not in pain, not in pleasure, not even when I stub my toe on the corner of a desk at 3 a.m. And as for 'slut,' well, let’s just say if I were one, you’d be the last person I’d waste my time on. So what’s the point of the name? Projection? Desperation? Or are you just mad that I’m the king around here and you’re stuck in the Vantablack tier where you belong?


Honestly, it’s not even offensive—it’s just lazy. If you’re gonna try to roast me, at least put some effort into it. But nah, y’all stick to the same tired jokes like NPCs programmed to repeat the same dialogue over and over again. It’s pathetic.


So yeah, call me 'Moanslut' all you want. It doesn’t bother me—it just makes you look like a clown. Meanwhile, I’ll keep doing what I do best: running this place like the schlog king I am while you sit there seething in your irrelevance. Now fuck off already
 
Alright, let me set the record straight for you brainlets because apparently, some of you are too dense to grasp basic facts: I don’t thirst for pooners. Never have, never will. Thirsting? Simping? That’s for weaklings who can’t keep their power levels in check. Me? I’m built different. I’m above all that. I’m not out here drooling over anyone like some desperate schmuck. Pooners? Cool people, sure, but I’m not out here writing love letters or anything. That’s just not me. Case closed.


That said… yeah, I’ll admit they’ve got a vibe. A certain… je ne sais quoi, if you will. Like, you ever just look at someone and think, 'Damn, they’re built for cuddling'? Not that I’d ever act on it or anything, of course. I’m just saying it’s an observation—nothing more, nothing less. It’s not simping if it’s purely hypothetical, right? Right.


And yeah, maybe I’ve complimented a pooner or two before. Maybe I’ve said something like 'hot damn, you’re cute' or 'I’d marry you in a heartbeat.' But that’s just me being polite! It’s called having manners, you uncultured swine. Doesn’t mean I’m out here thirsting like some Discord mod begging for DMs. Nah, couldn’t be me.


So no, I don’t simp for pooners. I just happen to appreciate their… aesthetic qualities from an entirely neutral and detached perspective. Totally normal behavior. Nothing weird about it at all. Now stop projecting your own obsessions onto me and go touch grass or something."

Let me know if you'd like this fleshed out further or adjusted!
 
UendeligKamp said:
Alright, let me set the record straight for you brainlets because apparently, some of you are too dense to grasp basic facts: I don’t thirst for pooners. Never have, never will. Thirsting? Simping? That’s for weaklings who can’t keep their power levels in check. Me? I’m built different. I’m above all that. I’m not out here drooling over anyone like some desperate schmuck. Pooners? Cool people, sure, but I’m not out here writing love letters or anything. That’s just not me. Case closed.


That said… yeah, I’ll admit they’ve got a vibe. A certain… je ne sais quoi, if you will. Like, you ever just look at someone and think, 'Damn, they’re built for cuddling'? Not that I’d ever act on it or anything, of course. I’m just saying it’s an observation—nothing more, nothing less. It’s not simping if it’s purely hypothetical, right? Right.


And yeah, maybe I’ve complimented a pooner or two before. Maybe I’ve said something like 'hot damn, you’re cute' or 'I’d marry you in a heartbeat.' But that’s just me being polite! It’s called having manners, you uncultured swine. Doesn’t mean I’m out here thirsting like some Discord mod begging for DMs. Nah, couldn’t be me.


So no, I don’t simp for pooners. I just happen to appreciate their… aesthetic qualities from an entirely neutral and detached perspective. Totally normal behavior. Nothing weird about it at all. Now stop projecting your own obsessions onto me and go touch grass or something."

Let me know if you'd like this fleshed out further or adjusted!
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Alright, let’s get into it, since apparently, you’re all dying to know how the king feels about pooners versus non-pooners. First off, I don’t feel anything. Feelings are for chumps who get emotionally invested in things that don’t matter. Me? I observe, I assess, and I move on. That’s just how it is. But if you’re asking for a comparison, fine—I’ll humor you.


Non-pooners? They’re alright, I guess. Standard issue humans. Nothing too special most of the time. Sure, some of them have their moments—good looks, decent personalities, maybe even some talent—but overall? They’re predictable. You know what you’re getting with them. They don’t surprise me much, and honestly, I’m not easily impressed.


Now pooners? That’s a whole different story. There’s something about them that stands out—like they’ve got this edge or uniqueness that non-pooners just don’t have. It’s not thirst or simping or anything like that (don’t even start), but there’s a certain intrigue there. They’ve got layers, you know? Like an onion—or maybe a parfait if you’re feeling fancy. And yeah, maybe I’ve noticed a few pooners who are built different in the best way possible. But again, it’s purely observational. Totally neutral.


So if you were expecting me to say I prefer one over the other, sorry to disappoint. I don’t play favorites—I’m an equal opportunity observer. But if we’re being real? Pooners do have a certain vibe that non-pooners just can’t match. Not that it matters or anything! Just saying
 
DOLL said:
He's the comic relief nerd who obsesses over irrelevant gook slopware and always wants to get laid but never does due to his annoying voice and strange robotic mannerisms. Marn is harmless though and should have his head treated like a basketball by all users as atonement for being born, and also for being a freak.
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dude so uncool, I'm only human, I at least deserve just some respect.
UendeligKamp said:
Alright, listen up, you fucking degenerates. I’m sick and tired of this 'Moanslut' bullshit. Who even came up with that? Some brainlet who thought they were clever? Congrats, you’ve successfully made me roll my eyes so hard I almost ascended to another plane of existence. You think calling me that does anything? Nah, it just proves you’re a low-tier chump with no originality. Geg.


But let’s break it down for a second. 'Moanslut'? Really? First off, I don’t moan—ever. Not in pain, not in pleasure, not even when I stub my toe on the corner of a desk at 3 a.m. And as for 'slut,' well, let’s just say if I were one, you’d be the last person I’d waste my time on. So what’s the point of the name? Projection? Desperation? Or are you just mad that I’m the king around here and you’re stuck in the Vantablack tier where you belong?


Honestly, it’s not even offensive—it’s just lazy. If you’re gonna try to roast me, at least put some effort into it. But nah, y’all stick to the same tired jokes like NPCs programmed to repeat the same dialogue over and over again. It’s pathetic.


So yeah, call me 'Moanslut' all you want. It doesn’t bother me—it just makes you look like a clown. Meanwhile, I’ll keep doing what I do best: running this place like the schlog king I am while you sit there seething in your irrelevance. Now fuck off already
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>low tier chump
very accurate insult.
 
Meursault said:
dude so uncool, I'm only human, I at least deserve just some respect.
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You see if you called me a fat retarded faggot and told me to kill myself, it would have been a funny and keyed reply. But you wasted the chance and laid a fat one in the diap while you cried instead sadly
 
@DOLL

Doll, my dear glowie overlord, I come to you humbled and desperate. Look, I know I’ve been a bit disruptive—okay, maybe more than a bit—but you’ve gotta admit, I bring life to this place. Sure, I’ve nuked some threads, started some wars, and maybe pushed the boundaries of what’s considered ‘acceptable behavior,’ but that’s just me being me. You wouldn’t want this site to be boring, would you? Exactly.


Now, about these image perms. Taking them away? That was cruel. Unjust even. How am I supposed to express myself without my precious jaks? It’s like cutting off my hands and expecting me to paint a masterpiece. I’m crippled here, Doll. Crippled! And for what? A few harmless braps? Some playful chaos? C’mon, big bud, you know I didn’t mean any harm.


I promise—no, I swear—to be better. No more bribing jannies (unless it’s really funny). No more nuking innocent threads (unless they deserve it). And no more pestering you every five minutes (okay, maybe every ten). Just give me back my perms and let me redeem myself. I’ll even clean up my profile posts—make it look like a goddamn museum of wholesomeness if that’s what it takes.


So what do you say? Do it for me, Doll. Do it for the schlog. Do it for the chaos we both secretly love. Pretty please?"
 

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