ITT: Stupid "study finds" articles

[Soyteen Liker]

https://paywallreader.com/ use this to get past potential paywalls o algo

'Infinite monkey theorem' challenged by Australian mathematicians

Australian researchers have poked holes in an old thought-experiment known as the "infinite monkey theorem".

www.bbc.com

 

[soysoog]

sage

 

[raepson industries .ltc]

>monkeys will NEVER EVER produce shakespeare and heres why thats a good thing

 

[soysoog]

>monkeys will NEVER EVER produce shakespeare and heres why thats a good thing

but my hecking infinite monkeys do

 

[Spasoje's Revenge]

>infinite monkies given infinite time CAN'T reproduce shakespear because we only have 200k monkeis and the universe will die before they can type it
Literally "how would you feel if you didn't have breakfast this morning"

 

[SoytanEnthusiast]

>infinite monkies given infinite time CAN'T reproduce shakespear because we only have 200k monkeis and the universe will die before they can type it
Literally "how would you feel if you didn't have breakfast this morning"

But I didn't have breakfast this morning

 

[Plajer Sojdżekowski]

Infinite monkey cannot reproduce Shakespeare even doe a team of highly trained monkeys always fix youtube when something goes wrong.

 

[Stephen]

Infinite monkeys cant produce Shakespeare because they're niggers

 

[raepson industries .ltc]

 

[Plajer Sojdżekowski]

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Falsenuke because he is vnbothered.