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Soy I'm officially resigning from the Santa's sleigh

FartmingerFuckwadCheeseSte

"Oh no, I'm having a fart attack."
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Somebody raided my fridge in a fridge raid and ate my hoagie and I hate the person who did that, it is so over, so I am officially leaving this site to contemplate why somebody would this to me, I hope you guys understand how much of a fucking attention whore I am, because I am so special and """important""" enough that I myself needed to make a thread about this dilemma. I am so sorry if the abestos gave you cancer, aids, diabetes or heart disease, if I had it my way, you all would've died immediately, but that is unfortunately not the case. I'm also assuming that Kuz is currently using my hoagie as a dildo, thus making it inedible and rancid, I am going to forfeit from discussing this any further, but I need to announce that I am shilling my sponsor and that you should go buy some merchandise at gofuckyourself.com, sponsored by Max Goldberg. Thank you, and thank you, and thank you and I hope I outlive all of you, and all of you die, but I'll let Doll decide on that last bit.
 
the real reason OP is quitting the sharty is because he got his face leaked picrel
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