/calm/ I'm in class and I'm bored AMA

Bobr

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scream "NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER" at the top of your lungs when it gets quiet
always wanted to do that
make me and the fuhrer proud
I would like to do that, but the shame would kill me. I would also hate to talk about it with my parents. Maybe if I agreed with everyone beforehand and switched schools or something
 
Ask your teacher if 6 millions really is 6 millions or if it's just an approximation, because it really seems weird to you that 6 millions could be killed in SUCH a short time
 
why would you go here in class? start grademaxxing or whatever
Grademaxxing isn’t always worth the time. I grademaxxed all throughout high school and I regret it. Also sometimes (frequently) teachers will just yap and you might as well browse the schlog since it’s not like your missing out on much
 
My ex-fiance' worked at a vet and her job included jacking off the dogs for the purpose of artificial insemination. I didn't realize that it was a labor of love until she mentioned her first orgasm came from a dog.

Yeah, turned out she REALLY liked dogs. I never looked at our dog the same way again. Oddly enough, she kept him when we broke up.

We were sitting on the couch one night watching TV when she blurted out that her first orgasm came from a dog. I didn't know what to say. On the one hand, WTF?, but on the other hand, this was a woman I'd asked to marry me. So I asked for clarification. She said she was 13 or 14 and was sitting naked in her room when her dog came up to her sniffing around. He started licking, it felt good so she let him keep doing it, then she came.
 
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