condolana
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Straight jackets were literally made for this purpose.
Straight jackets were literally made for this purpose.
The issue here is that they're trying to sugarcoat the process of calming down what's essentially a wild animal in a human body. It's basically contradictory. You have to respond as promptly as the retard chimped out in the first place.A few of these are just horrible tips.
>Focus on him
The heck do you think I'm doing if I'm trying to calm him down?
>Be a safe space
Ah, so waving my arms around at him and doing my best impression of a silverback gorilla isn't going to do the job? Wouldn't have guessed that one!
>Respond accordingly
Wow, thanks. How do I fix my car's engine? You just have to respond to it accordingly. How do I calm a crying baby? Just stand over his crib and respond to the little guy accordingly. My wife wants a divorce? Respond to her accordingly. Home intruders have me at gunpoint? Respond to their gun barrels accordingly. Real helpful stuff.
Makes sense why serbia has such a low IQ. All the newborns have shaken baby syndrome.Or just slap the thing until it stops misbehaving, that works too
Kys obsessed albanianMakes sense why serbia has such a low IQ. All the newborns have shaken baby syndrome.
BOWL caught CRANKING HIS HOG in public!!Most people wait till they get home to "crank it" you know
i don't have autism i have sensory issuesThe issue here is that they're trying to sugarcoat the process of calming down what's essentially a wild animal in a human body. It's basically contradictory. You have to respond as promptly as the retard chimped out in the first place.
I don't give a fuck you're a subhuman and @NigKiller_Tojo has a point about killing kikes sometimesi don't have autism i have sensory issues
glad ur to much of an incel to become a parentThe issue here is that they're trying to sugarcoat the process of calming down what's essentially a wild animal in a human body. It's basically contradictory. You have to respond as promptly as the retard chimped out in the first place.
I never had home-ec class, I only ever took shop class. That shit was fun it was my favorite part of middle school, it teaches good skills too so its a shame not all schools have it.Come to think about it I don't remember much of what I did in the cooking part of home ec. I think I made like pizza at one point and then pasta at another or something. Eighth grade was eight years ago
smoke weedso this happened in my cooking class and we were making spaghetti from scratch and we had to use this tiny spaghetti machine, which would make it look like long noodles and stuff. Basically it functions with a crank and it made this really satisfying noise when you started cranking, i kinda started to use it for awhile to stim with and i found it to be a lot more satisfying than my previous strategies. So when we were done, we had to put it away, and i started to get really nervous cause i was getting into it, my teacher told me to stop cranking it but it just felt really nice to hear that sound combined with the motion. I started having a mental breakdown and i began pacing around and i kept talking out loud and my thoughts became more and more obsessive, and i kinda just zoned out in general. I fortunately brought some of my music along with my headphones this time so i began to stim it out after class.
Yeah mine did too, funnily enough. I can't believe you got off with just a warning though, I got expelled.my teacher told me to stop cranking it
niggerweed kills your soulsmoke weed