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I'm a Terrorist

NiggerRigger

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i'm going to visit my family. They live outside of Sicamous but security's tripled and harassing me. They think my name is Vince Li. They're searching my bags with metal detector. The terminal's divided up sector by sector. Afraid that someone will get beheaded you see. How many times has that happened in history? If I wanna behead someone, you can't stop me. I'Il get on the bus outside of Grande Prairie. You only searched me in Edmonton and in Calgary so I'll behead who I want and please mutilate me. We get on the bus and we travel along. It stops outside town and more people get on but no one searched them, they take their seats. I could bring a bazooka next time. (:
 
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So what is the point then of searching me back in Edmonton if i got on in Leduc? I can have my knife and cut off a head. Stupid society deserves what it gets. If I wanna behead someone, you can't stop me. I'll get on the bus outside of Grande Prairie. Security guards are just milling around. Nothing to do but intimidate moms. We're all guilty terrorists in their eyes wasting tax dollars paying these guys but we need to get used to police preventing us OUR guns cuz they keep us safe from terrorists. Terrorists like you and me and grandma's wheelchair. They might have a bomb is what I fear.
 
So what is the point then of searching me back in Edmonton if i got on in Leduc? I can have my knife and cut off a head. Stupid society deserves what it gets. If I wanna behead someone, you can't stop me. I'll get on the bus outside of Grande Prairie. Security guards are just milling around. Nothing to do but intimidate moms. We're all guilty terrorists in their eyes wasting tax dollars paying these guys but we need to get used to police preventing us OUR guns cuz they keep us safe from terrorists. Terrorists like you and me and grandma's wheelchair. They might have a bomb is what I fear.
@Steve
 
So what is the point then of searching me back in Edmonton if i got on in Leduc? I can have my knife and cut off a head. Stupid society deserves what it gets. If I wanna behead someone, you can't stop me. I'll get on the bus outside of Grande Prairie. Security guards are just milling around. Nothing to do but intimidate moms. We're all guilty terrorists in their eyes wasting tax dollars paying these guys but we need to get used to police preventing us OUR guns cuz they keep us safe from terrorists. Terrorists like you and me and grandma's wheelchair. They might have a bomb is what I fear.
@FartmingerFuckwadCheeseSte
 
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