• Happy pride month, xisters of the schlog!

If the Shlog was a show, these would be its seasons

It's my passion. I don't think I would pursue it as a career path (linguistics in a third world country kek imagine) but it is fun as a hobby.
Good thing my passion is firearms. I can just buy one off my local cartel warlord.
 
Froot is also a villain but more of a background one
I just imagine Froot to be a fucking airheaded mongoloid dressed as an '80s jock with a mullet and speaks in a Californian dialect, art style wise he's like picrel
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I'd have to imagine the events go like this:
In Season 1, Broot is a man from the sharty who comes and discovers a new island and claims it for himself. He asks the sharty to protect him and he gets put on the top bar but removed shortly after for unknwon reasons. Then, he asks froot to coem to gather legitimacy for his nation. Froot crashes in, ruins the economy, gives his respects or whatever and then leaves. And I don't know when we got the blog.soyjak.st but in that season the sharty got control of the land and broot was assigned governor of it
 
I'd have to imagine the events go like this:
In Season 1, Broot is a man from the sharty who comes and discovers a new island and claims it for himself. He asks the sharty to protect him and he gets put on the top bar but removed shortly after for unknwon reasons. Then, he asks froot to coem to gather legitimacy for his nation. Froot crashes in, ruins the economy, gives his respects or whatever and then leaves. And I don't know when we got the blog.soyjak.st but in that season the sharty got control of the land and broot was assigned governor of it
forgive the esl spelling
 
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