If it was 1848 and you had 12000 dollars, which slave would you buy?

[4tehlulz]

12000- Tyrique: 18 years old, 240 lbs, 6'8'. Can work the fields for up to 20 hours a day, no rest. Does not talk back, does not need a lot of food or water. Cannot read or write!

6000- Taykeith: 38 years old. 120 lbs 6'0: Can only work for around 7 hours without rest. Good cook, unfortunately he learned English when he escaped to Boston 10 years ago. Gay?

2500- Montrel Jackson: Uppity nigger, 280 lbs, 4'8. Fat ass nigger. Can only work the fields for 4 hours a day. Does not know English, but he speaks in clicks and causes a ruckus often.

10000- Fayquishalizebeth III: Fine shi. 5'5. 90 lbs. Good cook. Does not speak, barren.

 

[4tehlulz]

Tyrique

 

[4tehlulz]

Taykeith

 

[4tehlulz]

Montrel

 

[4tehlulz]

Fayquishalizebeth III

 

[Chesnaught]

6000- Taykeith: 38 years old. 120 lbs 6'0: Can only work for around 7 hours without rest. Good cook, unfortunately he learned English when he escaped to Boston 10 years ago. Gay?

2500- Montrel Jackson: Uppity nigger, 280 lbs, 4'8. Fat ass nigger. Can only work the fields for 4 hours a day. Does not know English, but he speaks in clicks and causes a ruckus often.

My ultimate slapstick comedy routine duo

 

[4tehlulz]

My ultimate slapstick comedy routine duo

This will be the greatest minstrel show to hit America

 

[Itransheartblox]

12000- Tyrique: 18 years old, 240 lbs, 6'8'. Can work the fields for up to 20 hours a day, no rest. Does not talk back, does not need a lot of food or water. Cannot read or write!

6000- Taykeith: 38 years old. 120 lbs 6'0: Can only work for around 7 hours without rest. Good cook, unfortunately he learned English when he escaped to Boston 10 years ago. Gay?

2500- Montrel Jackson: Uppity nigger, 280 lbs, 4'8. Fat ass nigger. Can only work the fields for 4 hours a day. Does not know English, but he speaks in clicks and causes a ruckus often.

10000- Fayquishalizebeth III: Fine shi. 5'5. 90 lbs. Good cook. Does not speak, barren.

I would like to buy Taykeith because he sounds like a jack of all trades

 

[lifesucksthenyoudie]

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Montrel

I spend two bands on Dave Blunts and blow the rest of the money on Chinese hookers

 

[1844 or Something]

Tyrique. If Fayquishalizebeth III wasn't baren and I already had a good base of slaves to keep things going, I'd invest in her instead for the exponential growth down the line.

 

[WeegeeWarrior]

Fayquishalizebeth III
Bitch needa make me a sandwich

 

[anthony]

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Montrel

dave blunts is a funny fat nigger but faggots who don't even know him ruined the joke man

 

[MoonMetropolis]

Hitler.

 

[𝗠𝗞𝗖]

None of them. Instead, I would use the 12k and my present day knowledge to build a huge combine harvester and then grind the nigger slaves up to use as fertilizer

 

[basil]

i feel like slaves were like 2 dollars back then

 

[DonutHole]

Tyrique. Put him in underground fight rings get rich from him being the champion.

 

[DonutHole]

i feel like slaves were like 2 dollars back then

 

[GauntletThrown]

Two Taykeiths. One that cooks and one that works my cotton field




Nah, just kidding. Free them to make slaverycucks seethe at us abolitionistBVLLS
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reminder that the overwhelming majority of american slave owners were jewish

 

[DonutHole]

reminder that the overwhelming majority of american slave owners were jewish

Truthnuke. Also the majority of slaves were actually aryans. Kikes just subverted that history in order to cuck the white man.

 

[OdessanBvll]