I think ive grown a attraction to neutralplier

[Warmjak]

>Proof that Im not lying about the wallpaper on my school computer and something that happened today as im typing this
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>Today while I was working a girl came up to me while I was getting my lunch during school, she was staring at my wallpaper. She asked what it was in a sarcastic snarky tone.
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>This may come as a shock to someone as awesome as me but I don't talk to many people during class, I just view the sharty and argue on /pol/. So I eargly explained it was a soyjak and what it was, I talked about lee and cobson and how they stole the get. I could acutally tell she was intrested.
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>But while I was talking she said to me.
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>"It just looks like an ugly drawing to me. whats the point"
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>I looked at her and told her to leave in a loud voice, I slammed the table a bit. Ive grown such a attachment to neutralplier that someone insulting him and saying hes ugly, hurt me a bit inside. She went back with her friendgroup at lunch as we had lunch in our class today and I tell my teacher im just using the laptop to finish my work.
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>I acutally feel heartbroken in a way. And I know how ridiculous that sounds. But its true

 

[ScienceHaterxxx]

Apologize to her ASAP.

I tried to sit with her but she moved her lunch to over where I was going to sit so I awkardly walked back.

All while my desktop with neutralplier blinding light was looking at her.

"It just looks like an ugly drawing to me. whats the point"

ITS A PIECE OF ART THAT SYMBOLIZES HUMAN EMOTION YOU WORTHLESS CUNT.

 

[XXX_SKIBIDISIGMA_XXX]

I tried to sit with her but she moved her lunch to over where I was going to sit so I awkardly walked back.

All while my desktop with neutralplier blinding light was looking at her.

"It just looks like an ugly drawing to me. whats the point"

ITS A PIECE OF ART THAT SYMBOLIZES HUMAN EMOTION YOU WORTHLESS CUNT.

If she don't hawk tuah then don't talk tuah

 

[ribbon]

It's an ugly drawing and impish mogs btw

 

[Benny]

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Proof that Im not lying about the wallpaper on my school computer and something that happened today as im typing this

Today while I was working a girl came up to me while I was getting my lunch during school, she was staring at my wallpaper. She asked what it was in a sarcastic snarky tone.

This may come as a shock to someone as awesome as me but I don't talk to many people during class, I just view the sharty and argue on /pol/. So I eargly explained it was a soyjak and what it was, I talked about lee and cobson and how they stole the get. I could acutally tell she was intrested.

But while I was talking she said to me.

"It just looks like an ugly drawing to me. whats the point"

I looked at her and told her to leave in a loud voice, I slammed the table a bit. Ive grown such a attachment to neutralplier that someone insulting him and saying hes ugly, hurt me a bit inside. She went back with her friendgroup at lunch as we had lunch in our class today and I tell my teacher im just using the laptop to finish my work.

I acutally feel heartbroken in a way. And I know how ridiculous that sounds. But its true

He’s not joking!? D:

 

[ScienceHaterxxx]

Ive done something shameful....


Im in school rn but im currently crying.

Ill tell you guys at home.

 

[Benny]

Ive done something shameful....


Im in school rn but im currently crying.

Ill tell you guys at home.

Uh-oh :( Please don’t say you beat it to him again, very scary.

 

[Warmjak]

Ive done something shameful....


Im in school rn but im currently crying.

Ill tell you guys at home.

Nooooo don't cry everything is gonna be okay

 

[ScienceHaterxxx]

Uh-oh :( Please don’t say you beat it to him again, very scary.

I was getting my braces today. Normal procedure and there was a woman giving the braces.


I started thinking about neutralplier as a joke and thought "man is he hot" as a joke in my head. Welp I kept thinking about him, I remembered all the times I posted about him and how he would look like if he was super buff as a joke in my head. and I eventually started blushing and had a boner. The nurse stared at me like a female neutralplier and I saw her look at it(she was young like 20 and I think she thought I was retarded because my mom always treats me specially after I told her about the sharty) and when asked what was wrong and quote "If I was thinking About something"(I think she said that on purpose) I said I was just nervous because I didn't want to explain that I was thinking of a drawing of a bald man.

I walked out in shame and I think she thinks I have a crush on her because she said "honey" and kept moving bumping into my chest and once my head with ... you know.. to much while trying to attach the braces


Its actually so fucking over and I have to go back next time. I pray to god I don't see her again and I fucking curse neutralplier for doing this to me. Im not sure if the nurse was wrong because im 16 and about to turn 17 but I look 15 if im being completely honest

 

[Warmjak]

I was getting my braces today. Normal procedure and there was a woman giving the braces.


I started thinking about neutralplier as a joke and thought "man is he hot" as a joke in my head. Welp I kept thinking about him, I remembered all the times I posted about him and how he would look like if he was super buff as a joke in my head. and I eventually started blushing and had a boner. The nurse stared at me like a female neutralplier and I saw her look at it(she was young like 20 and I think she thought I was retarded because my mom always treats me specially after I told her about the sharty) and when asked what was wrong and quote "If I was thinking About something"(I think she said that on purpose) I said I was just nervous because I didn't want to explain that I was thinking of a drawing of a bald man.

I walked out in shame and I think she thinks I have a crush on her because she said "honey" and kept moving bumping into my chest and once my head with ... you know.. to much while trying to attach the braces


Its actually so fucking over and I have to go back next time. I pray to god I don't see her again and I fucking curse neutralplier for doing this to me. Im not sure if the nurse was wrong because im 16 and about to turn 17 but I look 15 if im being completely honest

Yeah bro that's crazy, but can you please write God with a capital G next time? Thanks in advance for your understanding buddy, have a great evening.

 

[ScienceHaterxxx]

Yeah bro that's crazy, but can you please write God with a capital G next time? Thanks in advance for your understanding buddy, have a great evening.
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NOOOOOOOOOOOO

 

[Itransheartblox]

NOOOOOOOOOOOO

This is bait right?
I'm worried

 

[XXX_SKIBIDISIGMA_XXX]

This is bait right?
I'm worried

It's very good bait, even if it isn't issa gem

 

[Itransheartblox]

It's very good bait, even if it isn't issa gem

Its a very good bait that I'm starting to get worried

 

[Dr. Cobson (PhD)]

 

[multiplier]

 

[ScienceHaterxxx]

Im now realizing this means I failed NNN to neutralplier...

 

[ZOGs #1 Supporter]

youtube.com/watch?v=5ffLIJrYEJ8

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[ZOGs #1 Supporter]

neutralplier attraction syndrome

It's more like 'Acquired Neutralplier Deficiency Syndrome' because reading that antimatter of a post almost gave me AHDS.