Matthew
Guest
Hi,
I won't reveal too much, but I work at a CloudFlare server room as an engineer. For the past couple of weeks, I've taken up a habit of pissing in the server room on the floor as a way to conserve time during my work hours, as the only bathroom in the building is on the first floor, and I'm on the third floor. Any time the janitor has asked about it I've always convinced him that I've seen large congregations of rats collectively pissing on the floor when I come in during the morning, and that seems to have distracted him away from it being my habit. However, a recent problem has arisen where some of my piss may accidentally flow on the floor to one of the servers, causing it to malfunction and temporarily shut down. Thankfully, I can fix this by just plugging the server back in, but usually I wait for the piss to at least partially dry up before doing this so I can avoid getting my hands wet. As such, it seems this time my piss puddle accidentally flowed directly to the soyjak party servers, causing an error. I know it says it is a "404" error, but it is actually an error with CloudFlare. The managers just set it up to always show a host error to deflect blame from it being a problem with our servers here in Miami. Anyway, your "soyjak party" should be back up shortly. The piss is almost dried up.
TL;DR: I pissed on your servers and caused your website to shut down.
I won't reveal too much, but I work at a CloudFlare server room as an engineer. For the past couple of weeks, I've taken up a habit of pissing in the server room on the floor as a way to conserve time during my work hours, as the only bathroom in the building is on the first floor, and I'm on the third floor. Any time the janitor has asked about it I've always convinced him that I've seen large congregations of rats collectively pissing on the floor when I come in during the morning, and that seems to have distracted him away from it being my habit. However, a recent problem has arisen where some of my piss may accidentally flow on the floor to one of the servers, causing it to malfunction and temporarily shut down. Thankfully, I can fix this by just plugging the server back in, but usually I wait for the piss to at least partially dry up before doing this so I can avoid getting my hands wet. As such, it seems this time my piss puddle accidentally flowed directly to the soyjak party servers, causing an error. I know it says it is a "404" error, but it is actually an error with CloudFlare. The managers just set it up to always show a host error to deflect blame from it being a problem with our servers here in Miami. Anyway, your "soyjak party" should be back up shortly. The piss is almost dried up.
TL;DR: I pissed on your servers and caused your website to shut down.
