Serious I need to change my surname

[Victorio]

My birth surname is dogshit and nobody can pronounce it. It's also 11 letters, 4 sylables long and contains a phoneme which English speakers can't actually make. My family would also like to change it for the same reasons.
Any suggestions?

 

[Stephen]

https://www.ancestry.com/name-origin?surname=bibisi

 

[cobbycov]

bros asking us

 

[Victorio]

bros asking us

I already know yours, Goldstein!

 

[AshkeNazi]

a phoneme which English speakers can't actually make

geg it's probably some shit like /x/ or /ɕ/

 

[Victorio]

geg it's probably some shit like /x/ or /ɕ/

It's /x/

 

[𝗠𝗞𝗖]

My birth surname is dogshit and nobody can pronounce it. It's also 11 letters, 4 sylables long and contains a phoneme which English speakers can't actually make. My family would also like to change it for the same reasons.
Any suggestions?

hello sukhdeep dikshit

 

[Victorio]

hello sukhdeep dikshit

It's Vikram Torkhiojeet

 

[OdessanBvll]

It's Vikram Torkhiojeet

Bro doxxed himself

 

[Ytsuken]

How about 'Goldwater'?

 

[Victorio]

How about 'Goldwater'?

Gold is jooish

 

[Ytsuken]

Gold is jooish

Maybe 'Landon'?

 

[Victorio]

Maybe 'Landon'?

I'll put it in the 'decent' pile

 

[Jimb0]

My birth surname is dogshit and nobody can pronounce it. It's also 11 letters, 4 sylables long and contains a phoneme which English speakers can't actually make. My family would also like to change it for the same reasons.
Any suggestions?

check out https://blog.soyjak.st/threads/choose-a-white-name-for-me.4961/

 

[Victorio]

check out https://blog.soyjak.st/threads/choose-a-white-name-for-me.4961/

I need a surname albeit, Semyon

 

[Jimb0]

I need a surname albeit, Semyon

what nationality do you want to larp as, and my name is far worse than Semyon

 

[Victorio]

what nationality do you want to larp as, and my name is far worse than Semyon

My mom wants it to be English but anything generically European is okay, Janusz

 

[Chesnaught]

Karlsen

 

[Jimb0]

My mom wants it to be English but anything generically European is okay, Janusz

not janusz, worse
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Category:English-language_surnames just find the one that fits you, that's how I found my names and surnames (not english albeit but still) why english

 

[Victorio]

not janusz, worse
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Category:English-language_surnames just find the one that fits you, that's how I found my names and surnames (not english albeit but still) why english

Thanks, Miroslav